G8 Leaders Tout Massive Wind Farms To Thwart Global Warming

According to an anonymous source, the conglomeration of world leaders at the recent G8 Summit in Scotland decided almost unanimously on an initiative to combat the threat of global warming. Their answer: strategically placed wind farms aimed at cooling the overall air temperature of the globe.

Greenspan Notes Positive Growth Outlook

In a semi-annual testimony to Congress, Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan said that the Fed should continue to raise interest rates as the growth outlook in the U.S. remains positive.

Microsoft Google-Eyed Over Lee

Microsoft levied the lawyers against Google on Tuesday as Google announced the hiring of Dr. Kai-Fu Lee for the top China R&D position at Google. Microsoft filed the lawsuit against Lee and Google for violating a no-compete agreement Lee had signed with Microsoft. His job at Microsoft was exactly what he's now doing for Google.