Googles Stock In The Stratosphere

So you think you've got a decent earnings report. You hit your predictions, you planned conservatively and you paid your stockholders. You saw a bit of a climb on the market and then you get sick. You just saw Google's numbers. Whoa boy.

Hey, Stupid, You Cant Sell Babies On eBay!

There are things you just can't sell on eBay. You can't sell live animals, body parts, or your immortal soul. And as some unscrupulous entrepreneurs will learn if captured, you can't sell babies, either.