The Horn of Africa (lucky horn) received a visit from Oscar-winning actress and all around hottie, Angelina Jolie, last week as she filed an adoption request to add to her multinational family.

Though potential donors are lined up the world over, Jolie prefers the adoption method of family extension, lifting her children from impoverished nations. A resounding “ah, shux!” echoed though the Angelina Jolie fan club at the missed opportunity.

She arrived in Africa with Mr. And Mrs. Smith co-star, Brad Pitt, and adopted 3-year-old son, Cambodian-born Maddox.

The asthma-attack-pretty Jolie and Pitt are still denying a romantic relationship, and everybody else in the world still doesn’t believe them.

Ethiopian officials said the paperwork has been completed and the state-run adoption agency will grant Angelina custody of Zahara Marley Jolie in a couple of days.

Specifics are not yet known about the infant girl other than she is “less than a year old.”

“If people’s paperwork is in order, it can take only two days to finalize everything,” said Hadosh Halefom, head of the adoption agency processing Jolie’s request.

Jolie is subject to the same 10 conditions as all prospective parents, the most important of which are income verification and a criminal background check.

Psychological testing was not mentioned, though there was some concern about her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton and what she must have been thinking.

“Although she is a film star, she still has to meet the same requirements as everybody else,” Hadosh said.

Reportedly, the adoption cost Jolie $20,000, about the same as it cost to adopt Maddox in Cambodia. She also had to sign an agreement promising never to marry an ugly old man again.

Jolie told People magazine that she and Maddox were very happy to have a new edition to her family. Brad Pitt just smiled and thanked everybody for thinking he was having an affair with Angelina.