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    read a joke, relax your nerves

    A Golf joke.
    A woman playing golf was stung by a bee. Afraid she'd have an allergic
    reaction, she ran back to the clubhouse to find the pro. Finding him, in the
    packed bar she says breathlessly, 'I've been stung by a bee! What shall I
    do?'
    "Suck the poison out!" 'Where were you stung?' the pro asks. 'Between the
    first and second hole!' And nearly got crushed in the rush!!

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    Re: read a joke, relax your nerves

    Quiet funny but a bit A rated.

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    Re: read a joke, relax your nerves

    Yes, I agree - fairly funny but definitely for adult readers!
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    Re: read a joke, relax your nerves

    i liked it.
    that was nice.

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    Re: read a joke, relax your nerves

    anybody got any new jokes though? haven't laughed for quite a while now.. maybe a good joke will oughta do it.

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    Re: read a joke, relax your nerves

    Quote Originally Posted by jabo View Post
    anybody got any new jokes though? haven't laughed for quite a while now.. maybe a good joke will oughta do it.

    What is the difference between a golf ball and an SUV?

    see below...........










    Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.


    But it's probably made its email rounds by now.

    "Location: car parks and under the bridge". ROTFLMAO. We've probably crossed paths.
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    Re: read a joke, relax your nerves

    Ha Ha Ha!!!,...So funny,that my tummy became a dummy

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