A Golf joke.
A woman playing golf was stung by a bee. Afraid she'd have an allergic
reaction, she ran back to the clubhouse to find the pro. Finding him, in the
packed bar she says breathlessly, 'I've been stung by a bee! What shall I
"Suck the poison out!" 'Where were you stung?' the pro asks. 'Between the
first and second hole!' And nearly got crushed in the rush!!