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    I Love This!!!

    A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old
    son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.

    She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b*****ds who
    want off, get the f**k off now, cause we're in a hurry! And all of you
    b*****ds who are getting on, get the f**k on, cause we're going down
    the tracks'.

    The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind
    of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay
    there for TWO HOURS.
    When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to
    use nice language.'

    Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
    with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
    say,
    'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to
    take all of your belongings with you.
    We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a
    pleasant one.'

    She hears the little boy continue,

    'For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand
    luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train.
    We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'

    As the mother began to smile, the child added..........

    'For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
    see the fat bitch in the kitchen.'

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    Man, damn good thing I wasn't eating or drinking anything. That is a very good one LMFAO!!
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    Oh my god! lol!

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    Ha ha ha poor mother she got shocked by his son what he is speaking,,,,,,,

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    Re: I Love This!!!

    Seen it long ago, but it still cracks me up
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    Re: I Love This!!!

    ha ha ha heard this before and it was so funny! keep em coming!

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    That kid needs more training!

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    )) jeeez !

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    Haha! That's a good one. Will share it with my friends.

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