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    ways to impress a girl????

    When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this
    will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

    never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness
    or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she
    cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

    Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she
    is say "you better be", repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This
    will show her you care.

    When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be
    her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and
    every girl needs some improvement.

    If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. Girls love competition.

    Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she
    thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire
    yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and
    now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When
    she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean
    over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

    . Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those
    special nicknames.

    Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket...
    then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you
    don't stop complaining about the cold right now you're going to be complaining
    about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

    Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the
    bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the
    party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the
    party.

    Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet.
    Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

    . Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10
    minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home
    and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

    Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

    If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her
    self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep
    down desires to be.

    Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes,
    earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the
    pair. This way she'll go crazy.

    Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt
    and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy
    that speaks for her.

    Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a
    spontaneous guy.

    Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on
    it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell.

    If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no.
    This way she'll think you're mysterious.

    Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her
    material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is
    that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she
    can ever get.

    When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just
    whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know
    she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the
    present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this
    one that much but I think it's funny.

    If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,
    promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This
    will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call
    you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really
    excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny.

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    Re: ways to impress a girl????

    Yep, that'd definitely impress anyone..... A BAD impression is still an impression.

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    Re: ways to impress a girl????

    Do you happen to run the school that my X's went too by any chance Jabo?

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    Re: ways to impress a girl????

    Yikes.. just have read it and it still gives me chuckles.. Btw, thanks that gave me the thoughts on how to break a guy's heart lol!

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    Re: ways to impress a girl????

    Quote Originally Posted by WickedGoddess View Post
    Yikes.. just have read it and it still gives me chuckles.. Btw, thanks that gave me the thoughts on how to break a guy's heart lol!


    planning on doing the same with a dude??
    I just thought that a little bit'a spice wont hurt...
    lol... you know, pull some legs or something about it

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    Re: ways to impress a girl????

    Quote Originally Posted by chandrika View Post
    Do you happen to run the school that my X's went too by any chance Jabo?
    lol.. tell me about them... if you don't mind or something/

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    Re: ways to impress a girl????

    Quote Originally Posted by jabo View Post
    never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness
    or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she
    cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
    Are you sure that you are up to date and not 1200 years too late?

    If a man wants to impress my daughters (oldest and youngest) you have to be a soft man.

    The oldest is married to a soft man

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    Re: ways to impress a girl????

    Quote Originally Posted by jabo View Post
    lol.. tell me about them... if you don't mind or something/
    Well you missed one outstanding behaviour that is sure to attract the women...

    that is be sure to let the female know that you have not yet quite decided on your sexuality...surprise her with lacy undies...on yourself...and maybe borrow her clothes.

    That is sure to bring the ladies knocking at your door...if only to get their knickers back.

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    Re: ways to impress a girl????

    You know, in the Viking age, we did not ask English women, we only took them

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    Re: ways to impress a girl????

    I have researched my ancestry and as a Ross, this Scottish Clan is known to be the descendants of the Viking Invaders. Maybe I am even the result of such practises at some time...who knows/

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