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    The Mob and the Accountant

    There was this man that was an accountant for the mob. He happened to be deaf and mute. While working for the mob he collected over 500,000 dollars by stealing from the books.

    The mob boss finds out about this and sends two hitmen to his house. Since the accountant was deaf and mute his brother translated what his brother said.

    Hitman: where is the money?

    Accountant signs he does not know

    Brother: he said he does not know

    Hitman: tell us where the money is or we will kill your wife and kids, burn down your house, and castrate you!

    Accountant signs fast and furiously that the money is in a safe that is hidden in the floorboard of his closet and gives the combination.

    Hitman: what did he say?

    Brother: He said you don't have the balls!
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    Re: The Mob and the Accountant

    The Accountants talks tough, eh?


    THE YOUNG BUSINESSMAN


    A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.

    He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

    The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

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    Re: The Mob and the Accountant

    LOL! That one is GREAT! I just read it after all this time.
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