I love good jokes... and I'm sure with this many people there's a ton that I haven't heard yet... so get to post'n!
I had a car accident today. I tell you, it was a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car and he's a friggin DWARF, stood 4-foot-nothing!
He looked up at me and says "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So I said, "Well, which one are you, then?"