Oly comes home from work one day to see Lena sitting on the edge of their bed, naked.
Oly says, "Lena, vutssamatter? Vy for are yuh sittin dare naked?"
She replies, "Vell I don't haff no good clothes to vare, Oly."
"Ooff-dah, Lena! Vy, fer sure yuh do."
Look oaffer in dis here closet! Look, heres dah blue dress, dares yur yellow dress, an dare's Sven, an dare's dah flowered dress..."