Phrases that mean nothing..

[paulhiles]

You must know the sort of thing I mean... the pseudo-web business sites that come out with gems such as "brand strategic initiatives" OR "benchmark proactive networks"
Well I think I've discovered their source of inspiration!
Check out this ingenious application...
and then I want to see you all really "orchestrate proactive users" LOL!!!

Paul

[mikmik]

Instantly into my 'Favorites'!
I got this for my "Reasons to use Factor1" page:

grow sticky initiatives

LOL

[Dcrux]

Dack is an oldie but a goodie, so is Dilbert.
It's not as funny (or maybe more so) when Adams pretends to be a consultant for Logitech. It gives one a whole new perspective on the term "information age."

Unfortunately quite a few web sites do this with a straight face.

But wait, information technology is not simply a polite fiction. Not disimilar to a spellcheck or site validation you can run a buzzword check on sites as well.

[vilesilencer]

hahaha, priceless...

you can't call yourself an IT business these days without at least one 3-word acronym can you? hehehe

[rambodog]

Great. A domain name generator!

[sultan]

I LOVE it! This is obviously an improved version of the two word generator they used to develop the "paradigm shift" 10 or 15 years ago.

'Scuse me while I expedite impactful e-markets.

[Steven Glover]

Man I am gonna use that ten minutes before every meeting I go into.

I am going to that conference in Orlando. I should use this as a study aid.

[computers]

Tooooo funny! How about one of these for my site: harness customized functionalities
harness customized technologies
harness customized web-readiness

LOL

[acornwebworks]

Sorry, I'm too busy deploying intuitive initiatives as part of my efforts to generate dot-com metrics to check out that website :-)

[lshatto]

Finally a quality tool to finish the firm profile with:
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As we innovate virtual e-business with our matrix cross-media e-commerce solutions, we deploy frictionless interfaces and target granular web-readiness to better streamline cutting-edge synergies for our diverse clientele. Contact us today to expedite collaborative experiences for your company and empower real-time e-markets while we help you streamline cutting-edge infrastructures

I can now double the corporate web development hourly rate!