<joke>Things that have a gender</joke>

[MtraX]

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender to them.


1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.


2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.


3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.


4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
course, there's the hot air part.


5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.


6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting
hit on.


7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people up.


8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.


9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.


10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a
man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!

[webhost1]

Way to go. I bit that more of these can be thought of as time goes on. Very enjoyable

[Serious]

Thx. Some are good ;)