Funky, junky, spunky monkey looking for BIG & hairy female. Must be experimental and up for a foursome with the baboons that live next door. I'm original in that I actually prefer vodka to bananas and include it as a stable part of my diet. It does produce unusual side effects from time-to-time and driving can be a bit of a pain! If you're interested then contact me via e-mail - email@example.com.