Two men were talking about golf. One of them said, "I shoot in the 70's."
The other replied, "That's great!"
The first one said, "Yeah, if it gets any hotter than that, I go to the clubhouse!"
My favourite Golf Joke is so old, Noah told it as he teed off, but I still love it. This guy takes an Ape onto the local golf course, it was just about to tee off when the pro ran over and said 'No Monkeys on my course' - The guy with the Ape said, 'Not even for $500 per hole?'The Pro got his clubs. They tossed for who teed off first and the pro won, mostly because the ape could not call heads or tails ( I threw that one in free) The 1st hole was 450 yards par 4, the pro hit the ball 300 yards and said 'beat that' - The Ape took a Driver and whacked the ball next to the flag. 'OK' said the pro 'I'll give you that one' The second hole the Ape teed off first on a par 3 and the ball landed 2" fom the hole. The Pro teed off and landed in a bunker next to the green
'OK I'll concede that one too' This happened all the way around the course even on the par 5's the Ape would whack the ball so hard it went over everything and landed next to the hole' The Pro paid out the $9,000 bucks he had lost and said 'Pity Ape's can't turn pro, this Monkey would beat Tiger Woods into a top hat' - 'Not really, said the guy with the ape -'He can't putt, he hits them all for six'
erm i dont get it :'(
Was the ape a particularly funny looking ape, did you have to be there???
I'll buy you a playpen for Christmas LOL
Ah but christmas is so far away, i want one now!