Chapter 1: Foghorn Leghorn
"Now what, I say what's the big idea of bashin' me on the noggin with a rollin' pin? Clunk enough people and we'll have a nation of lumpheads."
"Pay attention, boy. I'm cutting but you ain't bleeding."
"This boy's making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwing a fit on a tin roof."
"Oh, that woman. Gotta mouth like an outboard motor. All the time putputputputputput..."