Top 10 Reasons why SPAM is GOOD*
10) It's a great way to still get a lot of Email if you don't have any friends in the world.
9) If you love typing curse-words, expletives and other symbolic gestures in four-letter-fun then answering spammers can become an awesome hobby.
8) If you are an alien just landed on earth all you need is the internet to know how humans make their male-members longer and female cleavage bigger and can bring a wide variety of pills right back to your home planet if there happens to be a need for such in your galaxy.
7) If your prom date cancles out on you last minute all you need is to go through your spam mailbox to save the day and get someone to show up w/ you in the limo.
6) If for some reason you ever want to invest all your money you ever made in your life into a Nigerian bank account then SPAM has all the right connections/contact info for you. Just turn your Spaminator off and wait a few minutes for the next email.
5) If you are a true Mr. Rodgers fan then SPAM is great as it lets you purchase things that only exist in the land of make-believe. And then that also let's anyone else in the whole world on the internet play "Mr. Rodgers" along w/ you as they "Make Believe that they are 'you' when they purchase things w/ your credit cards"
4) If you live in a cave and need to know what season it is (like Christmas)/what month it is just turn your Spaminator off and wait a few minutes for the next 1-800-FLOWERS.com email and it will tell you.
3) If you really want to be a millionair by next week then all you really have to do is let a guy named Bryce just "SHOW YOU HOW" and buy his book/cdROM for $19.95.
2) If you enjoy chatting/meeting/dating people who will only show you pictures on dating services of what they looked like 30 years ago....then wait for your next spam from Match.com.
1) It's a great way to still get a lot of Email if you don't have any friends in the world (ooops did i already say that?) lol .......ok then :-)
1) It's a great way to still get a lot of Email if you don't have any friends in the world; and who needs friends anyway when you just bought THE ONLY "REAL" lol Paris Hilton video w/ 'never seen before footage' for $29.95?
*this is a satire (chiste) not meant to offend anybody and/ or parties herein referred to