How about if you have a virtual detention facility in the break room?
No Way, I'd never get out!
I saw your sanity leaving yesterday, his pockets were buldging and he made a jingle noise when he walked.
He said he was going to the record store, but would be back to get some more chips and change tomorrow.
I told him that I would tell on him, so he gave me 65 cents not to tell. I would have stayed silent, but the chips got stuck so I don't feel obligated.
Hmmm... I wonder what record "sanity" would buy in the record store?
That's a puzzling thought... but I don't think he was going to buy records.
As he walked away mumbling... "cheap trick"
and something about 'those dumb easy chicks'
Although he might have said 'Those dumb greasy chips'
I'm not sure... Sanity hasn't been speaking clearly to me lately.
How bad do you want to know?
Do you want it back?
Sanity is highly overrated, IMO
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'