Future Headlines

[wenwilder]

What do you see future technical news sites talking about? Here's a few I'd love to see.

"Man wins war on Malware."
"Spam returned to the can."
"Solar powered cars are the norm."
"Women dominate IT Industry."
"First man implanted with Brain!"

Oops, sorry guys that last one just jumped out of nowhere. ;)

What headlines do you think we'll see in 2010? 2015?

[Kellare]

"Bill Gates dies of stroke - Windows Organic 1.0 blamed"

[jawn_tech]

2004:
jawn_tech becomes lottery powerball winner for $300 mil.

2015:
Holographic video games

Domestic and entertainment technologies interface directly with human brain.

Amazing replenishable energy sources found.

Mars inhabited by colonists.

World Peace.

New medical technology extends life through organ cloning and limb / brain cell regrowth.

Cure for cancer, aids, and the common cold found. (Cold remedy pharmecudical companies bankrupt after being sued for obstruction of research)

Poverty eliminated.

Crime down 300%.

Employment up 300%.

Public international transportation system enables people to commute to any location in the world in less time than a metro subway trip.

Public commercial space travel and resorts.

Artificial intelligence.

[Clicken]

jawn_tech...
Public international transportation system enables people to commute to any location in the world in less time than a metro subway trip.
/jawn...

Beam me over!


Do you think they will have the replicators for food like star trek?

I want one of those lapel buttons so I can talk to misterscreenjeans from any where just by tapping my chest. That would be soo cool!

[Kellare]

Do you think they will have the replicators for food like star trek?

I want one of those lapel buttons so I can talk to misterscreenjeans from any where just by tapping my chest. That would be soo cool!

Once they have teleportation of solid matter, replicators should be easy stuff. There's gonna be a few unhappy farmers though.

Tapping peoples chest is going to be interesting when u borrow someones phone lol. I heard they had a receive only phone already that was small enough to be embedded into someones tooth, wonder where the recharger goes.

[mikmik]

I heard they had a receive only phone already that was small enough to be embedded into someones tooth, wonder where the recharger goes.

Recharger? LOL I hope you can shut it off, because unwanted ads are already hitting phones! Oh, wait:

"Man wins war on Malware."
"Spam returned to the can."

Whew, that was close :O)

2504 AD:
Great, great, great, great, great grandchildren of original WPW forum members get together to celebrate the 100,000,000th post in the "Is today today or tomorrow yesterday?" thread amid rampant speculation of it being the worlds longest thread.

[ctabuk]

And they all sing 'Remember Wen, Wen, Wen.

Elvis is found alive and well serving Big Mac's in downtown LA aged 340

Yoko Ono finally admits to having been married to Confucius but cannot not remember Wen!

jawn_tech (read Mars plot)is declared World Leader in 2006 - entire world population commit mass suicide day after.

[jawn_tech]

jawn_tech (read Mars plot)is declared World Leader in 2006 - entire world population commit mass suicide day after.

I won't be that bad, I promise.

[Clicken]

ctabuk, I think Jawn_tech is right... No other would be so much fun to 'mess' with.

[Chris]

2004 - in an amazing humanitarian gesture, jawn_tech gives entire lottery winnings to chris richardson. :)