24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...

[wenwilder]

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

[mikmik]

Stand psosessively by the buttons, ask which floor would you like when people get on, then push the wrong ones.

At every stop, announce " Lingerie Department"

[cyanide]

There's one missing...

... ummm, errr... nevermind

[Clicken]

Tell them you lost your gum and need to see the bottoms of their shoes.

When it's not there... start checking their hair!

[globalhostinggroup]

Hehe
I have one
It requires a assistant.
You say to a friend in a low voice (pretending it is personal) did you get that anti=psychotic medication your doctor prescribed to you?
Friend answers I told you I’m not taking those pills there is nothing wrong with me.
You say: try telling that to your old room mate
They say: that was only once
You say : what about the one before them.

And go back and forth with your friend raising their voice louder and louder until they are almost shouting then you shake them and slap them on the face and they say thank you.

If you pull this off with any degree of skill the elevator will soon be empty.

[Clicken]

Okay GHG,

I'll be your partner... but I get to do the slapping!

[bossmode]

Let out a really smelly fart just before you leave and say "have a good day".

[Clicken]

Psssssssssssssssssssssssst

PSSSSSSST

Psssst, Pssst



Please bossmode, do us a favor, Don't crack any more jokes!:)

[mikmik]

Nothing to do with cracks, please :O)

Well, here is one I have actually done several times.
The emergency button rings an alarm that sounds exactly like the one that rings when the gates open to start a horse race.
So I wait for the doors to close and the instant the car/lift starts to move, I hold it in for a second (The button, bossmode) and then announce, "Aaannd they're off!"

Yuk yuk yuk.

[labrynth_of_fire]

Yu forgot the crack open a stinkbomb, while wearing a gas mask.