A New blond joke

[netman4ttm]

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for
her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought
she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the
point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to
leave 15 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going
to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes."

[globalhostinggroup]

This joke would be much better with a visual of the people involved ;)

[cryptblade]

When these blonde jokes go about... are we to assume that we fantasize these blondes to be like... knockout platinum blonde Pboy bunny-like honeys? i mean... this joke is kind of funny... but really only works if she's a knockout.. .otherwise, it's disturbing...

pasteurized... past your eyes... - no, just up to my boobs... i can splash it in my eyes... hmm...

[mikmik]

(old joke warning)

So, one day I am driving and I see a very blonde, very sorry looking woman hitch hiking.
I stop and ask where to, get in. She is very drunk, and says" Th' licker shtore, pleazuh"

We are driving and I put my hand on her knee (I am desperate).
She made a little moan. I said "Wow, you are passionate, eh?"

She said " Ooohhhhh, you are passionate"
I said "Well, thank you very much"

She said "No. The licher store, you are passionate"
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Ha ha.

cryptblade says

When these blonde jokes go about... are we to assume that we fantasize these blondes to be like... knockout platinum blonde Pboy bunny-like honeys? i mean... this joke is kind of funny... but really only works if she's a knockout.. .otherwise, it's disturbing...

Mostly, I guess we associate the blondes in these jokes as starry eyed, blank looking bimbos, I think that is the quintessional 'dumb blonde'. It is like the 'dumb jock' that we(I) visualize as big and hulking, all muscle, between the ears as well.