Then was born a Prophet, and as the Prophet grew, so too grew His voice. Then His voice became as a mighty trumpet, and as the rolling thunder. And the people harkened to the word of the Prophet. And these were the words of the Prophet: "The Little Green Bar is a foolishness, and a delusion. No more shall ye worship at the shrine of the LGB."
And the people grew afraid, and they cried out to the Prophet. "Lord, what is to be our One True Metric, now that we know the foolishness of the LGB?"
And the Prophet replied, "The Almighty Serps is to be your One True Metric. Ye shall worship at the Temple of the Serps, and ye shall offer thy links to the Great Serps."
Then the people did offer their links to the Mighty Serps, and Serps was good, and the people were happy.
But there came an awful day. The people gave their links to the Mighty Serps, but the Mighty Serps spat back their links. Then Serps unleashed a terrible bird, and the bird flew over the people, and did drop excrement upon the people until they were nearly drowned. Then Serps cast down the websites of the people into a dark abyss. And the people wailed their dismay.
Then the people sought the Prophet, that He might guide them anew. But the Prophet had retired into His cave to meditate, and would not come out unto the people.
And the people still wail, and the bird still excretes, and the Prophet still meditates.
And this may be the end of the tale. Or there may be another chapter. We do not know. For it is not given unto Webmasters that they should know their future.
From YT, "Uploaded by Spruce2142 on Apr 1, 2008"