Don't know if I could handle this thread were I smokin, I spend too much time laughin at it the way it is! }:~)
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Don't know if I could handle this thread were I smokin, I spend too much time laughin at it the way it is! }:~)
"If I were a man of means,
And I mean more means than dreams,
then things would be just as they seem.
Only I am not a man of means,
I am a WOMAN who achieves my dreams!"
There's no smokin' here, didn't you see the sign? ;) But maybe these will help.
Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
--R. D. Lang
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
--Albert Einstein
My Favorite---> There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
--Oscar Levant
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
--Rita Mae Brown
I count five of us on this page but it is entirely possible that there are lies, damn lies, and stishtics *hic# oh, excuse me stistics. I think FDR said that statistics.
Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
--R. D. Laing
This person has a very similar name to mine...
Okay, wen has already confessed, so that leaves four of us (he drawls slowly as they circle around eyeing each other with suspicion and fear)
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
Steven Wright
Look at that, minstrel, I just called us americans!The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
--Rita Mae Brown
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
Steven Wright
You'll be drawn & quartered for that booboo Mik ;-)
But then.... minus another....coz I'm not an american either :-)
<<< eyes Wyn & Rocky >>> ;-)
Cindy
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My therapist insists I'm only slightly out of balance! Little does he know!!!
Whole problem started as an infant, I climbed out the van window and landed on my head in the parking lot! Might have grew out of it, but at about 15 I suffered a pretty serious head trauma again, playing football at a halloween party. A year or so after that, I crashed a motorcycle, head first into the ditch bank, and wandered around with a concussion again for awhile.
Once attaining adulthood, I tried to outdrink production at several major breweries for many years, but finally gave up on that upon realizing they were importing it from Canada to keep up! And, I'm suure I toasted more than a few brain cells in the battle!
Likewise, through it all, there were very few who would suggest I was sane! And, I have come to be inclined to agree with the vast majority that implied otherwise!
Rocky
"Pfffttt! What do women know about spending money?" - Homer Simpson (adapted)Originally Posted by wenwilder
Well, R.D. Laing was an interesting man. He was also a serious alcoholic who suffered what were probably psychotic breaks or alcohol dementia - so he likely wasn't the most objective writer when it came to suggesting that the insane weren't really insane.Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. -- R.D. Laing
Try telling this to teenagers playing video games :-)Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. -- Albert Einstein
Similarly, apparently 1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. And since there were more than 5 children in my family, it must be that at least one of us is Chinese. I'm pretty sure it's not me, so I figure it has to be either my sister, Heather, my sister, Sherry, my brother, Colin, or my adopted sister, Jen-Li Chang.The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. -- Rita Mae Brown
Personally, I think it's Colin...
wenwilder wrote:
I am a WOMAN who achieves my dreams!"
Gadzooks! You don't suppose that means her jello finally talked back?
Rocky
I don't get near Jello - Live off of it for a month and then see if you ever want to get near it again! ;)
You lived off Jello for a month? Was this in one of those reality TV shows like "Jello Island"? Or did you lose some sort of bet?
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