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    All girl biker bar......

    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and says.....

    'Nope...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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    man n God

    boy asked god:why she loves rose which dies in a day? But doesn't love me who dies for her everyday!

    God replies : nice dude! put it on facebook

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    Quote Originally Posted by szryamaha View Post
    boy asked god:why she loves rose which dies in a day? But doesn't love me who dies for her everyday!

    God replies : nice dude! put it on facebook
    #1. That was not funny.
    #2. Hijacking threads sucks dude.
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    Actually she knows a boy is must in her life so go and find a flower...

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