My latest WebProWorld just arrived. In it, Brittany has the unmitigated gaul to say:
Now don't just that beat all? Of course, this dastardly attempt to unhorse America's favorite write-in candidate has absolutely no chance to work. The joke's on her. Why? ...Because even if Garrett's campaign really does turn out to be a joke, that still makes him more qualified than all the other jokes in the race.Sorry to disappoint some of you, but Garrett's campaign for President of the Internet was just a joke.
At least we know where Garrett's headed!