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homeswithjones
10-25-2003, 11:30 AM
I am a proud Canadian and love all the topics discussed in this forum. I especially love the comments regarding the polar bears on the streets. I sure enjoyed the laughs. Keep them coming.

globalhostinggroup
07-24-2004, 10:27 AM
As a Canadian myself I want to issue a solemn note. Our national igloo is melting and we are trying to raise funds to erect a freezer doe over it pleas show your support by wishing us luck.

mikmik
07-24-2004, 04:15 PM
It is becoming a crisis, eh? If only I could find my whale blubber to chew on, I could think, eh?

Also, how do you folks handle your excess icicle formation with the hotter AMD chips, eh?

Also, my dam beaver ran away, eh?

LOL, eh?

globalhostinggroup
07-25-2004, 10:42 AM
Your beaver ran away …
I’m sorry to here that..
Sometime I’ll take you out to a good bar and well try to find you a new one hehehe

mushroom
07-25-2004, 11:59 AM
mikmik. Your beaver ran away frankly I don't blame him, imagine beening forced to were a fur coat through a long hot hot Kelowna summer, me thinks he may have moved to the cooler Charlotte's

globalhostinggroup
07-25-2004, 12:03 PM
I’ll put an apb for your beaver with the RCMP and they will search the country side on their horses and leave no stone un turned no dam un searched this is a international affair here ehhh.
Could you describe the beaver does it have any unique marks

ADAM Web Design
07-25-2004, 12:58 PM
mikmik, I have some terrible news.

Your beaver was a hoser, eh? See, he was involved in an illegal smuggling operation, an' he was smuggling Tim Horton jelly doughnuts across the border. Then the knob decided to double-cross the Timmy's people and he took off, eh?

So then, the Timmy's people found him hiding in Toronto when his snowmobile ran out of gas. Since it was July, the gas prices were higher.

The Timmy's people, oh were they ever mad, eh? So like, they got all of that excessively hot coffee and burnt your beaver to death with it. Then they sold the fur and used the beaver meat as a substitute for back bacon.

I'm sorry, mikmik. I'm really, really, really, really sorry. If you want, we'll go down to the pet shop and buy you a new beaver!

globalhostinggroup
07-25-2004, 01:22 PM
There is evidence you beaver was skimming of TH jelly
http://www.vetmed.lsu.edu/rwru/beaver.jpg

mikmik
07-25-2004, 10:17 PM
That is some good detective work, everybody.
My beaver was female, I just want to clear that up right now. globalhostinggroup has it here
Your beaver ran away …
I’m sorry to here that..
Sometime I’ll take you out to a good bar and well try to find you a new one heheheeh?

So, she has already had a litter, and by the picture of junior, I see he inherited his mom's penchant for ..ah...eh? LOL

ADAMWebDesign, thanks for the offer to buy a new one,eh? But I'm looking for a long term companion, not a quick 'wham, dam, thank you Sam' rendevous.

However, I am going to follow the lead mushrooms provided and head to the Queen Charlottes in a month, then if nothing happens there, I may be less particular, eh?

PS, is it just me, or is there something about TH commercials that seem partiuclarily annoying, as in I cannot stand them!
Like the 'see the chick flick or you don't get my cookie' fiasco. If I ever witness something like that in real life, well, let's just say choosing to see an action or a romance will be replaced with choosing a cemetary, LOL eh?

mikmik
07-25-2004, 10:18 PM
Dam, that wasn't very polite, sorry.













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