Stuttering

[ctabuk]

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a
pub.They all suffer from a severe stutter.
'What'sit to be ?' asks the stunningly beautiful landlady.

'Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi..................'says the Englishman.

Up steps the Irishman. 'Threeee p pints of of of of gui guiguin gui..............'

Then the Scotsman tries.'Th th th th th th th th th th th thth th...............'

'Oh bugger this !' says the beautiful landlady and walks away to serve

someone else. She returns ten minutes later and asks if they are ready to orderyet.

'Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi', stutters the Englishman.

'Three pints of gui gui gui gui.........' tries Paddy.

And then Scotty starts 'Th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thth............'.

'Look' says the beautiful landlady, who loves a bet, 'If any one of you can answer a question without
stuttering I'll let you make love to me.

Quite confident that no one will win, she turns to the Englishman.

'Where do you live?'

'M M M M M M M Man Man Man Man Manch Manch Manc h.'

'No. You lose.' says the beautiful landlady.

Turning to the Scotsman, she asks, 'Where do you live Scotty?', trying not tolaugh.

'E E E E E Ed Ed Ed Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edinb.'

'Sorry, you lose.' says the gorgeous woman.

'And Paddy, where do you live?' she purrs at the Irishman.

' London ' blurts out the Irishman.

'Oh Bugger!' says the landlady. A great cheer goes up in the pub and the landlady reluctantly takes him by
the hand and leads him upstairs.

Once in the bedroom she strips to her underwear, next she takes offher bra exposing a voluptuous bosom.
Finally she slides off her panties then climbs into bed.

Paddy with concentration furrowing his brow, climbs on and goes for glory, and then, right at the climaxing
stroke, he suddenly screams out '...............- DD D D D D D D Derry!!'

[Dubbya]

LOLz.. You had me at "London"...