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A walker noticed an old lady sitting on her front step, so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look
What is your secret?'
'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, get laid, and do no other exercise at all.'
'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'
'Twenty-four,' she replied. (See below)
06-16-2008, 01:16 AM
oh lol.. she's only 24!!:D yay I know you're kidding but I can't stop imagining things :D
ROFL hahahaha...*laughing as hard as I can* what the...maybe she must mean 24 years not doing those things or maybe 24 years that she has been doing those things. hahaha
05-05-2009, 05:02 PM
OLD PROSITUTES never die, they just fake away...
OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zip
05-25-2009, 02:00 AM
Ha ha ha ha dont joke how she be 24 yrs old huh we cant imagine that man,,,,
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07-02-2009, 11:37 PM
Maybe she's 24 when she first started to smoke hahahaha
01-11-2011, 02:35 AM
I never hear this joke before. Very funny! That picture sticks well with the story.
01-28-2011, 01:32 AM
soo girl go for excise and throw out bad habit unless result will goes like this :)
01-28-2011, 08:48 PM
LMAO, that's rad love it. However.... I once met an Iraqi man who looked 70 but was really 43.... hard living can age you prematurely..... anyway lolz
03-17-2011, 10:33 PM
hahaha.. nice joke there! @24 with that look, ohhh the wrinkles!!!
03-28-2011, 05:18 AM
What a nice jok...is she really 24 years old?
11-11-2011, 01:51 AM
He he he Girl what an attitude you have
11-26-2011, 08:00 PM
hahah..atleast she's happy, let's give it to her that.. :D
11-28-2011, 01:52 AM
hahha nice.good joke am laughing ,and my mind is fresh know
03-11-2012, 01:46 AM
you got that one..haha..I'm sure he will died at the age of 25