View Full Version : Brees in Heaven (For all those NFL fans out there)
01-17-2007, 04:26 PM
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died.
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.
They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a New Orleans Saints towel.
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's mine."
01-17-2007, 07:30 PM
01-17-2007, 11:32 PM
01-19-2007, 04:16 AM
Your joke reminded me of a similar tale....
George W. dies and to his relief finds himself at the pearly gates being led in by St. Peter himself. After the welcome, St. Peter takes him in his golden carriage to his new house.
On the way, he passes a number if fine, luxurious houses placed along a magnificent tree-lined avenue. "Wow" says Dubbya, pointing to the first house, "who lives there?". "Why? Mother Teresa of course!" was the reply. Dubbya askes the same of all the houses. One for Martin Luther King, Ghandi, Pope John-Paul and many other good and pious people.
Finally, the carriage draws up next to a hovel made out of old bits of wood. "There!" says St. Peter, "your new house for eternity!" "Er.. I don't want to sound picky or nothin' but it's kinda samll." "Well," replied the saint, "that's all we could do with the building materials you sent up during your life...."
01-22-2007, 01:29 PM
This one is semi orginal in that I redid an old joke.
"Dear Lord is it true that to you a thousand years is like a second to us?"
Lord responds, "Yea".
SEOer continues"Is it true that you control everything including Google, MSM, and Yahoo?"
Lord laughs, "Yea, not sure why I let Microsoft happen. And why did I let something with the name Google take off?"
SEOer having the Lord God Almighty laughing asks, "Can I have top SEO for all my websites?"
Lord laughs again, "In a second"
01-22-2007, 02:33 PM
he must have been a bears fan instead...
01-23-2007, 01:16 PM
Ok this is in no way meant to offend Patriots Fans! I just thought it was funny! GO COLTS!: [I've seen this one before as a religious joke.]
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a New England Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Pats fans, too. Not really knowing what a Pats fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands flew into the air.
There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Patriots fan" she reports.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a Indianapolis Colts fan," boasts the little girl. The teacher asks Susie why she is a Colts fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are Colts fans, so I'm a Colts fan, too" she responds.
"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a New England Patriots fan."