Here we (try to) welcome the Good & the Bad [Archive]

12-22-2003, 12:36 PM

How about: "The Good, Bad and the Ugly?"

Clint

lol that's too funny......

and i dare to ask......who is the "ugly" lol ;-}

wait that's three people now........i'm gonna have to add another-someone's pix lol
who out there wants to be "the ugly" ? any volunteers ? lol

DAREN
http://WebPageTurner.com

Leisa

12-22-2003, 12:37 PM

wait that's three people now........i'm gonna have to add another-someone's pix lol
who out there wants to be "the ugly" ? any volunteers ?

DAREN

*GULP* I'll put myself in the running for the ugly.

minstrel

12-22-2003, 12:37 PM

...or that old song:

"Devil or angel
I can't make up my mind...
something something something something..."

12-22-2003, 01:14 PM

http://webpageturner.com/jan_paul_gollum.gif

(click HERE (http://webpageturner.com/jan_paul_gollum.gif) if your browser won't animate the frames)

;-}

DAREN
http://WebPageTurner.com

minstrel

12-22-2003, 01:18 PM

I love it!

...except I still think the horns should be on Janeth...

paulhiles

12-22-2003, 01:53 PM

...except I still think the horns should be on Janeth...
LOL!! Yeah minstrel.. and where's my halo? I was a little angel when I was a youngster! (gone off the rails since, obviously!)

Paul

PS. Nicely animated Daren!

christoefar

12-22-2003, 02:18 PM

I vote I get the ugly, if you look at my pic I think you'll all agree I am ugly, so...ok ran out of stuff to say

Good Look.

mikmik

12-22-2003, 03:31 PM

coolo_chris humbly states:
I vote I get the ugly, if you look at my pic I think you'll all agree I am ugly, so...ok ran out of stuff to say

I DON'T THINK SO!!!
As far as I can tell, if it weren't for you, I for one, if not the rest of us, would feel a little less self concious about our wrinkles, scars, worry lines, 'blemishes', crossed eyes, halitosis, dental plates, 20/60 vision, cataracts, grey hair, LACK of hair, etc., etc., etc.!
I see nothing at all wrong with the way you look, if anything you remind me of how I looked when the the 'girls' (man they were viscious!) used to call me cute!
How I long for those days, woe is me lol!

To Daren (see Chris, even Paul!), minstrel wrote:
minstrel wrote:
...except I still think the horns should be on Janeth...

LOL!! Yeah minstrel.. and where's my halo? I was a little angel when I was a youngster! (gone off the rails since, obviously!)

Paul

PS. Nicely animated Daren!

I propose: "WPW - Where Angels Fear to Tread", and if you look like one? Minstrel says this to all:
Be afraid, be very afraid....

greeneagle

12-22-2003, 03:54 PM

mikmik wrote:

” I propose: "WPW - Where Angels Fear to Tread", and if you look like one? Minstrel says this to all: “”
Quote:
Be afraid, be very afraid....

propose: "WPW - Where Angels Fear to Tread", and if you look like one? Minstrel says this to all:

Quote:
Be afraid, be very afraid....
I don’t believe that was minstrel (but I would be afraid of him too! – involved in PSYCH!) :
____________

Try: http://www.webproworld.com/viewtopic.php?t=9821

Let’s set the record straight!

Ken

carju1

12-22-2003, 04:17 PM

Great Graphic Darren :)

mikmik

12-22-2003, 04:26 PM

greeneagle wrote:
I don’t believe that was minstrel (but I would be afraid of him too! – involved in PSYCH!) : Try: http://www.webproworld.com/viewtopic.php?t=9821

Let’s set the record straight!

but I said:
Minstrel says this to all: “”
Quote:
Be afraid, be very afraid....

propose: "WPW - Where Angels Fear to Tread", and if you look like one? Minstrel says this to all:

Quote:
Be afraid, be very afraid....

"Be afraid, be very afraid..."

I believe that these predate by up to two months and have the whole quote:

http://www.webproworld.com/viewtopic.php?p=44240&highlight=afraid#44240

http://www.webproworld.com/viewtopic.php?p=46874&highlight=afraid#46874

http://www.webproworld.com/viewtopic.php?p=47941&highlight=afraid#47941

matauri
LOL...translation.... Everything 'can' be an actuality, but also 'can' be open to interpretation.
In other words, if you can find 2 theologens, physisists, philosophers, etc,etc, to agree on
something...be afraid....be VERY afraid! ;-)
http://www.webproworld.com/viewtopic.php?t=7679&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=afraid&start=125
NOV 08

Matauri started it!! We were both wrong!!

well greeneagle, to survive to blonde imminent takeover, best to be wrong, AND PROUD OF IT! (in mixed company...i.e. blonde females, make that just females :O) ROTFLOL!!!)

mikmik

12-22-2003, 04:30 PM

LOL. Daren, I didn't see the "My prescious" at first!
You are good, I agree

janeth

12-22-2003, 08:53 PM

I love it Daren

What everyone missed was Leisa saying that she could be ugly.

Leisa I´m sorry but there is no way we could get you in the ugly part.

minstrel

12-22-2003, 10:20 PM

What everyone missed was Leisa saying that she could be ugly. Leisa I´m sorry but there is no way we could get you in the ugly part.
Holy let's-try-and-distract-them-all-from-the-put-the-horns-on-Janeth-campaign, Batman!

Nice try, J... but I'm afraid you've given yourself away this time.

Okay, Daren... this is your cue... horn her! reindeer antlers, if that's all you can find, but de-halo her at least. It's almost blasphemy...

;0)

janeth

12-22-2003, 10:34 PM

Hi Daren,

You are so very very nice unlike all these other men around here.

If you get time could you please put the horns on that bad bad crazy man minstrel

You know if there is ever anything I can do for you just let me know.

Thanks so much.

P.S if there is anything else you can think of to do to him do that also.

mikmik

12-22-2003, 10:58 PM

minstrel

12-22-2003, 11:01 PM

See what I mean? Once you catch on to that voodoo stuff she does, she turns on you like one of the 'roos in Matauri's back yard! and then, I mean... talk about the quality of mercy is not strained - it droppeth like the gentle acid rain from Janeth's yar-girls, err, gargoyles...

Careful now, Janeth... I'm not just packing Windex this time - I also have Mr. Clean and industrial strength furniture wax!

mikmik

12-23-2003, 01:43 AM

Hi janeth! Thinking about minstrel, are you?

http://factor1.net/temp/wpw/janethLoveEyes.jpg

I just had to do it!lol
Hey. HEY! What the?!....ribbet...ribbet..

ronniethedodger

12-23-2003, 03:17 AM

Just when you thought that Hollywood would
never stoop this low, they did the unthinkable.

EXORCIST XIII: The Rise of the Janeth
Coming Soon - January 2004
http://factor1.net/temp/wpw/janethLoveEyes.jpg

Where did you go Mik...hey Mik?

(splat)

Dang...I just stepped on the most disgusting toad that I ever seen.

Mik??? Where in the heck did that guy go?
He was just here a minute ago.

janeth

12-23-2003, 05:48 AM

Mik is gone now, you see what you guys went and made me do.

HA HA HA ! ! ! !

12-23-2003, 08:19 AM

minstrel =
Holy let's-try-and-distract-them-all-from-the-put-the-horns-on-Janeth-campaign, Batman!

Nice try, J... but I'm afraid you've given yourself away this time.

Okay, Daren... this is your cue... horn her! reindeer antlers, if that's all you can find, but de-halo her at least. It's almost blasphemy...
What IS with that yellow ring thing anyways?

Then janeth (hhmmmmppphhhhh!!!)lol :
You are so very very nice unlike all these other men around here.

If you get time could you please put the horns on that bad bad crazy man minstrel

You know if there is ever anything I can do for you just let me know.

1- (so the girls can't hear...Good work, Daren!) Whose side you on, Daren?
2- I always said, "minstrel, you the MAN!"
bad bad crazy man = 'high praise, indeed!'

lol ;-} >>>>you guys crack me up......

i feel like a Thomast Nast (http://www.thomasnast.com) for hire ;-}

SIDES? ut oh.........i can't take SIDES people will mailbomb me.......
i must be like the Swiss in WWII: Neutral......i'll let both sides camp in my chalets and deposit money into my bank accounts

& i have to remain "an equal opportunity exploiter" lol

DAREN!
http://WebPageTurner.com

Leisa

12-23-2003, 08:35 AM

You know, I really don't know why this didn't occur to me until now, but I think every male individual in this battle needs horns. Well, maybe with the exception of Daren, because, although briefly and until he was attacked by our attackers, he was on our side. On the other hand, no, not such a good idea...in the animal kingdom horns (or anthing mounted on the head) double as spears. Hmmm...Give horns=give weapons...Nope, no horns from me!

Leisa

12-23-2003, 08:41 AM

I think I meant for that previous reply of mine to go in a different thread but there are so many good vs. evil (read: women vs. men) battles going on right now I can't keep them straight!

janeth

12-23-2003, 10:48 AM

Hi Leisa

Want about big ears like donkey's

Leisa

12-23-2003, 11:07 AM

Hi Leisa

Want about big ears like donkey's

How fitting! Yes!

janeth

12-23-2003, 11:11 AM

It was suppose to say what

Leisa

12-23-2003, 11:15 AM

It was suppose to say what

What say what? Who's on first?

minstrel

12-23-2003, 11:17 AM

As I suspected, leave them alone for a few minutes and they'll confuse even themselves.

Okay, lads, they're in total disarray now, just as we planned. Lock and load - let's round 'em up!

12-23-2003, 11:21 AM

It was suppose to say what

What say what? Who's on first?

"what is the topic here? oh no i think i'm back in notKansas anymore"

Toto..are those horns?

DAREN
http://WebPageTurner.com

Leisa

12-23-2003, 11:23 AM

Okay, lads, they're in total disarray now, just as we planned. Lock and load - let's round 'em up!

*Leisa runs to the alarm and quickly pulls the handle...the war has begun*

WEEEOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOWEEEOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOO

Oh yeah, and Daren...

"what is the topic here? oh no i think i'm back in notKansas anymore"
The time has come for you to choose your allegiance. Judging by this comment you will fit in nicely on our side.

minstrel

12-23-2003, 11:39 AM

*Leisa runs to the alarm and quickly pulls the handle...the war has begun*

WEEEOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOWEEEOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOO

*sigh*

no no no, Leisa.... that's not "sounding the alarm" - that's hog calling. It's the RED lever!

(do I have to do everything myself around this place?)

12-23-2003, 11:58 AM

http://webpageturner.com/janeth_as_dorothy.gif

DAREN
http://WebPageTurner.com

janeth

12-23-2003, 12:01 PM

minstrel wrote
no no no, Leisa.... that's not "sounding the alarm" - that's hog calling. It's the RED lever!

Great Leisa now you have called the men. *sigh*

Leisa

12-23-2003, 12:01 PM

*sigh*

no no no, Leisa.... that's not "sounding the alarm" - that's hog calling. It's the RED lever!

(do I have to do everything myself around this place?)

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man, this isn't good. I see like 5,862 (oddly human male looking) pigs on the horizon.

Anyway, smartypants, I was thinking more along the lines of http://www.wholesalelowdown.com/girlsalarm.mp3

mikmik

12-23-2003, 12:45 PM

You talkin' 'bout this? - http://factor1.net/temp/wpw/PIG.wav

Leisa

12-23-2003, 02:18 PM

You talkin' 'bout this? - http://factor1.net/temp/wpw/PIG.wav

I'm going to, after this post, become a quiet observer. I think it will better serve our cause if I stop giving you ammunition.

ronniethedodger

12-23-2003, 03:16 PM

Anyway, smartypants, I was thinking more along the lines of http://www.wholesalelowdown.com/girlsalarm.mp3

That sounds like a Woman's Alarm alrighty !!! Reminds me of a dieing (or already dead) vacuum cleaner.

Greyhawk

12-23-2003, 04:02 PM

OK look at my picture I have to get the ugly award. I mean come on if I hadn't blacked part of it out you would all be blind.

Greyhawk

mikmik

12-23-2003, 04:21 PM

Leisa wrote:
I'm going to, after this post, become a quiet observer. I think it will better serve our cause if I stop giving you ammunition.
You mean this nasty habit of being proud of our animal sounds and smells, thereby shooting self in foot? And not to mention blubberring like a baby, after I realize what I have done?? Damnit, she got me again. What is this, uhmm how you say, playing the possum?

ronniethedodger wrote:

That sounds like a Woman's Alarm alrighty !!! Reminds me of a dieing (or already dead) vacuum cleaner.

Ohhh.. I thought it sounded familiar. Must be one of those 'right brain' things they talk about - supposed to be scary. I guess it is, if I'm the one that's gonna have to fix it so she can finish her chores :o( lol

greyhawk warns:
OK look at my picture I have to get the ugly award. I mean come on if I hadn't blacked part of it out you would all be blind.
If not turned to stone!

Leisa

12-23-2003, 05:05 PM

mikmik wrote:

blah blah blah blah

Hmmpf!

janeth

12-23-2003, 05:31 PM

Leisa did you get the pictures ready yet?

Leisa

12-23-2003, 08:13 PM

minstrel

12-23-2003, 08:44 PM

Three words: "Horns For Janeth" - easy to remember, even for a member of the Estrogen Berets... ;o)

janeth

12-23-2003, 09:11 PM

Big Ears For All Bad Men

ronniethedodger

12-23-2003, 10:14 PM

... even for a member of the Estrogen Berets... ;o)

Is that some kind of new epidermal patch? I am always lookin' for new health products.

ronniethedodger

12-23-2003, 10:16 PM

Big Ears For All Bad Men

ya, ya, ya...sure....and big noses for all the women.

Come to think of it...big noses AND big ears for all the women. That about sums it up. ;0)

ronniethedodger

12-23-2003, 10:24 PM

Leisa did you get the pictures ready yet?

Not yet. I'll do it tonight after watching the movie we've got here. I sure hope Finding Nemo is as fun for adults as it is for the kiddies of the world cuz that's what we got. Then it's an episode of The Sopranos, then X-Files. Guess I may not be back here til later. So who needs what kind of evil adjustments? (whispered to janeth so none of the enemy hears her: I think I'm lost.) :)

X-Files, eh? Sounds like inspiration in the making there Leisa.

And...I heard that other thing you said. Hehehehehehe.

NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER
NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER
PSST...GUYS !!!! LEISA IS LOST...NO CLUE AS TO WHAT TO DO !!!!!
NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER
NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER NEINER-NEINER-NEINER

minstrel

12-23-2003, 10:41 PM

... even for a member of the Estrogen Berets... ;o)
Is that some kind of new epidermal patch? I am always lookin' for new health products.
You could just take birth control pills if you're really interested, Ronnie... cheaper than the patch...

But actually, it's not that at all... it's a female terrorist group, reportedly headed by the usually quiet but omnipresent Brittany - Janeth, Leisa, WenWilder, and Matauri are her generals...

ronniethedodger

12-23-2003, 10:55 PM

But actually, it's not that at all... it's a female terrorist group, reportedly headed by the usually quiet but omnipresent Brittany - Janeth, Leisa, WenWilder, and Matauri are her generals...

Gotcha. Brittany is probably dug in somewhere on the Kentucky-Tennessee borderline in one of them foxholes that Janeth keeps talking about too. Gonna be tough to ferret her out if that is the case.

Might have to go in with a surgical strike air-raid and drop giant Windex Balloons over the entire area. Follow up with a good Carpet Dusting of Endust for good measure. Then send in giant robotic Kirbies and half-track Hoovers to clean out all of the debris...I'll bet you dollars to donuts that we would find her then...still unscathed, looking pretty, and smelling good, and being all nice and puppy eyed too !!! ;0)

minstrel

12-23-2003, 11:21 PM

"Mmmmm, donuts... is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson

Good call on the Endust and the Hoovers, by the way - I should have thought of those. I have a major order from Amway due at oh-three-hundred hours, by the way (don't want the neighbours to see in case some of them are Fifth Column) so by dawn we should be well-equipped.

ronniethedodger

12-24-2003, 12:07 AM

Amway eh? The good stuff. I thought I-Corp was going to send us some of that really nasty Oxy-Clean stuff. Boy one run with that toxic crap, and nothing will grow there for centuries. At least with the Amway, it might be green again 30 or 40 years down the road.

Gotta go now....filling the balloons.

Greyhawk

12-24-2003, 12:51 AM

Guys don't forget, they have the ultimate weapon. Mothers spit. A little of that on a kleenex and they can remove rust from a chrome bumber.

On a side note did you know that if you put a fabric softening sheet in water with your BBQ Grill, it will clean your BBQ grill ?

Greyhawk

minstrel

12-24-2003, 01:00 AM

On a side note did you know that if you put a fabric softening sheet in water with your BBQ Grill, it will clean your BBQ grill?
Greyhawk! Get a grip! Pull yourself together man!

Go NOW and thrown out all thos Martha Stewart magazines... yes AND the Canadian Living and Home and Garden ones.

Okay... now, stat! go out and find yourself two cans of WD40, a roll of duct tape, and the latest copies of Car and Driver and Sports Illustrated. Then, run as fast as you can out to your car and tune your radio to The Jim Rome Show. Then, drive to the nearest beer outlet store and get yourself a two-four of something manly like Bud or Coors Light.

Now... take a deep breath... isn't that better?

Greyhawk

12-24-2003, 01:11 AM

I have got some thing even better. The Toronto Maple Leafs are #1 in the NHL yes that is right you NON beleafers they are the top team in the whole NHL.

Greyhawk

ronniethedodger

12-24-2003, 01:11 AM

Red meat too. Lots of raw bloody red meat. Don't waste time to throw it on the BBQ either. Boneless is fine....but personally I think it is for wimps. Bone crunching is good for you and reduces stress, a lot of stress. Trust me on this one !!!

minstrel

12-24-2003, 01:21 AM

I have got some thing even better. The Toronto Maple Leafs
*sigh*

Greyhawk, Greyhawk, Greyhawk...

Fabric softener sheets are just one of the reasons the Leafs haven't made it to the finals since, what is it now? 1861? I keep forgetting - I know it was before I was born...

Real athletes don't use fabric softener sheets for anything... they velcro or crazy glue sandpaper sheets to their socks and Jockeys for extra grit... and they don't use toothbrushes and toothpaste - they drill off the plaque with a Mastercraft home drill in the locker room...

mikmik

12-24-2003, 01:34 AM

greyhawk squeeked:
I have got some thing even better. The Toronto Maple Leafs are #1 in the NHL yes that is right you NON beleafers they are the top team in the whole NHL.

Greyhawk

I hear there is usually a big rush on anything remotely resembling tissues almost immediately following Christmas every year there. Right after the le-heaves enter their annual 'season ending slump'.

Who is the hottest team in the league for Dec, anyhoooo?????!!!!!!!!!! (I'm so confident, I... wont... even... check!)

mikmik

12-24-2003, 02:49 AM

Why you wascally wabbit! (makes mental - Next time, use ketchup on foot)

janeth

12-24-2003, 07:37 AM

I think if the girls stay out of this and let you guys go it alone you will defeat yourselves.

( I did have another word for defeat but felt with the rest of the sentence it could be taken the wrong way. )

mikmik

12-24-2003, 01:14 PM

janeth is of the opinion
I think if the girls stay out of this and let you guys go it alone you will defeat yourselves.

( I did have another word for defeat but felt with the rest of the sentence it could be taken the wrong way. )

You mean 'clean'?

Why are you so mean, janeth :o))

mikmik

12-24-2003, 01:16 PM

HEY!! Waitaminutehere!
I think they surrendered!!

Yay! We win! :o)

ldyguique

12-24-2003, 04:12 PM

What didja win?

mikmik

12-24-2003, 04:50 PM

ldyguique, shows her cunning insight:
What didja win?
mikmik (me): Ah, heh heh heh....Your respect? squeek!

Guys. Guys! Who left me in charge, anyways. Not today, I just fumbled the 'puck' with the greyhawk/Leafs thing! Now this! I'm outnumbered :o)

1 to 1 lol

(must save face...)

Uh, A-HEM! " I'LL BE BAKK!"

Leisa

12-24-2003, 06:38 PM

I thought I would try these requests on myself first. For one thing, I have managed (so far) to escape being goofied up on a picture so...

Big Ears For All Bad Men
Well, although I'm not a man, I'll give you a sample of the big ears.

Three words: "Horns For Janeth" - easy to remember, even for a member of the Estrogen Berets... ;o)
As a proud member of the Estrogen Berets, I will gladly display mine for you now. As for the horns...you know whenever I try something evil with janeth's pic it comes out all angelic!

Come to think of it...big noses AND big ears for all the women. That about sums it up. ;0)
Ok, ok, ok...big ears AND big nose.

Does this image match your image of an Estrogen Beret?

http://whollywholesale.com/leisaberet.gif

Now I'm going to eat lots of food and be merry.

ronniethedodger

12-24-2003, 06:42 PM

Does this image match your image of an Estrogen Beret?

http://whollywholesale.com/leisaberet.gif

Now I'm going to eat lots of food and be merry.

I dunno about the food just yet....but I am starting to get a little merry.

That is really good Leisa..hehehehe. It becomes you too !! ;0)

Leisa

12-27-2003, 03:25 AM

Daren, I think I win the Ugly Contest. I scared everyone away and killed your thread. I so sowwy!

mikmik

12-27-2003, 05:39 AM

Leisa thinks:
Daren, I think I win the Ugly Contest. I scared everyone away and killed your thread.

No, not what's happened.

Every time we get close, you hears us, and when you turn to look, the wind from your ears blows us back 2 or 3 threads.
BTW, how much do you spend on a pair of earrings these days. They would have to be fairly large to get noticed, I imagine. lol

ronniethedodger

12-27-2003, 02:43 PM

BTW, how much do you spend on a pair of earrings these days. They would have to be fairly large to get noticed, I imagine. lol

Yep, everytime I see that pic it just cracks me up. It reminds me of something you would see in Mad Magazine because it has that Alfred E. Neuman "Huh, what me worry?" look all about it, crossed with a slightly Rudolph-esque quality.

I just have one question for Leisa now...When you tilt your head side-ways, do your marbles fall out too? ;0)