greeneagle
12-06-2003, 10:46 PM
No One Loves a Spammer
If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a spammer’s.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a spammer?
How many spammers does it take to grease a combine?
Only one if you run him through slowly!
First person: Do you know how to save five spammers who are drowning?
Second person: No.
First person: Good!
Where can you find a good spammer?
In the cemetery.
You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a spammer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
You shoot the spammer. Twice.
What do you have when you bury six spammers up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.
Why is it dangerous for a spammer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong sewer.
Many more at this website: http://elainemiller.com/presents/spammerjokes.html
Enjoy,
Ken
If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a spammer’s.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a spammer?
How many spammers does it take to grease a combine?
Only one if you run him through slowly!
First person: Do you know how to save five spammers who are drowning?
Second person: No.
First person: Good!
Where can you find a good spammer?
In the cemetery.
You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a spammer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
You shoot the spammer. Twice.
What do you have when you bury six spammers up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.
Why is it dangerous for a spammer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong sewer.
Many more at this website: http://elainemiller.com/presents/spammerjokes.html
Enjoy,
Ken