Wanna hear my excuse?

[wenwilder]

Excuses for every occasion

I tripped on a fur ball

My dog was surfing the net all night

I ate too much sugar

I'm just goofy from watching too much TV

I'm having a bad hair life

I was too busy doing nothing

My waterbed made me seasick

There was a postal mix up and I got mailed to Rome

My dog was snoring half of last night

My clone did it

I was just following the instructions

I had my contact lenses mixed up

I was in Peru at the time

That's a left brained task and I'm more of a right brained person

I don't think clearly before a meal

I don't think clearly when I'm awake

The gnomes did it

You didn't say "Pretty please with sugar on top"

It's all part of a conspiracy

My super powers fail again

Time does fly doesn't it

The Psychic Hotline advised against it

It's on "back order"

My brain was sucked into the video

In the great scheme of things, is this really all that important

That runs against every belief I've ever held dear

I'm overly susceptible to advertising

It offends my sensibilities

I don't make the rules, I just follow them

That's not my department


And that's my story and I'm sticking to it! :)

[Narasinha]

You may think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.

[wenwilder]

You may think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.

I LIKE IT! :) Kinda like my favorite: I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.

[minstrel]

I tripped on a fur ball
This can happen if it's been around a while collecting dustbunnies...


I had my contact lenses mixed up
This did happen to me once, when I hadn't been wearing lenses long... all I knew is that i felt a little disoriented and woozie (my eyes do have different corrections) - I thought maybe I was catching something... :o|


The Psychic Hotline advised against it
Now I'm not a psychic but I knew Wen was going to say this sooner or later...


It's on "back order"
I've been hearing this for a month... :o(

[rocky1]

Suspecting coded transmission to others in the overthrow the (Web Pro) World scheme. The following comments appear very suspect, and thus loose translation has been offered.....


Excuses for every occasion

I tripped on a fur ball
(Next time I send the Wookie home after our date. No more allowing him to sleep at the foot of my bed!)

My dog was surfing the net all night
(While I was plotting against the world, the little feller posed as me on WPW, so no one would know I wasn't there. Bet you never missed me did you? Huh? Did you? Arf, Arf... Oops excuse me! As I was saying...)

I ate too much sugar
(Looks like we're going to have to put the Jell-O thread on hold, until I get to the store. Get out the pop-corn girls.)

I'm just goofy from watching too much TV
(I've disguised myself as my dog, whilst he's taking my place on WPW. Does anyone here know how to loosen up a flea collar?)

I'm having a bad hair life
(What? Haven't you ever tripped over a 6 foot tall furball at the foot of your bed?)

I was too busy doing nothing
({Except plotting to overthrow the WPWorld.} Oh just smile when you say it; they'll believe us 'cause we're blonde and cute.)

My waterbed made me seasick
(Why do you think I put the Wookie on the floor? He kept tossing and turning, and turning and tossing. I had too much Ale and Aussie Wine, and it was just more than I could handle.)

There was a postal mix up and I got mailed to Rome
(The european movement is keeping pace I just got back from abroad, checking on them. Can you believe it, that Carbonize almost has the guys convinced she's on their side.)

My dog was snoring half of last night
(Damn Wookie's anyhow! I couldn't sleep even after putting him on the floor! They're just like all men, ya know.)

My clone did it
(Methinks Carju1 is on to us girls, did you catch his comments about Brittany, we may have to take him out sooner than anticipated.)

I was just following the instructions
(I'm not sure how I did it, I was just mixing up the evening's dessert and watching the storm move through on the local weather. Next thing I knew there was this big flash, and a loud clap of thunder, my mixer was fried and the Jell-O was talking. I just stood there with my Marty Feldman hairdo screaming... It's Alive! It's Alive!)

I had my contact lenses mixed up
(No wonder I kept walking into the door jam! THUNK! OWW $#!+...)

I was in Peru at the time
(Shhhhh.... don't let them know girls, but Janeth has come over to the dark side as well. She's going to be dying the topside soon.)

That's a left brained task and I'm more of a right brained person.
(They'll accept this one when the Blonde routine grows weary, take my word for it. Men are so easy... give them a little Ale, a kiss on the cheek and a big smile, and they'll believe anything!)


I don't think clearly before a meal
(Never fear girls the Jell-O has arrived! No silly I didn't send the wookie to the store, I just dug out the sugar free stuff I had hid in the back of the cupboard.)

I don't think clearly when I'm awake
(Speaking of which Brittany you better turn the power down on the transmitter, Mikmik is starting to complain that he's running out of foil.)

The gnomes did it
(Better keep an eye on that Ol'Gnome feller too, I think they may have talked him into joining the resistance movement.)

You didn't say "Pretty please with sugar on top"
(Wouldn't have done you no good, no how, I already told you I'm out of sugar!)

It's all part of a conspiracy
(SUSPECTED MOMENTARY LAPSE INTO BLONDENESS! IT APPEARS SHE FORGET TO TALK INTO HER BR549 DECODER/CODER RING ON THIS ONE THIS ONE GUYS.)

My super powers fail again
(Well why do you think I wound up with a Wookie after the dance?? You know what they say though, the guys all get prettier at closing time.)

Time does fly doesn't it
(Oh my Jell-O is all set, excuse me while I remove it from the mold, I'll be right back.)

The Psychic Hotline advised against it
(You know I was down to the beauty salon the other day, and I heard that.............)

It's on "back order"
(Yep... got two truck loads of Jell-O on the way, should be here the day before Christmas, allowing us a whole week to get it all ready for the take-over on New Years Day.)

My brain was sucked into the video
(Sure the wookie believed it, I just showed him my hair was black underneath, and explained to him empatically, "SEE... I'm not really blonde!!" He fell for it hook line and sinker.)

In the great scheme of things, is this really all that important
(Of course not! But, who gives a rats @55! As long as we're having fun.)

That runs against every belief I've ever held dear
(....I know. But, the fur ball was a fun date! Oooh girl, you should see him dance. I'd definitely go out with him again!)

I'm overly susceptible to advertising
(You should see the new WPW tattoo I got! Well, shhhhh... I can't show you in public.)

It offends my sensibilities
(.......yes, but the was wookie a great kisser too.)

I don't make the rules, I just follow them
(Brittany the Evil One makes the rules!)

That's not my department
(You're in produce lady, pick up your banana's over there to your left, you'll find sugar on aisle 3, and the Jell-O's down on aisle 5. In the meantime, get that damn wookie out of here, he's shedding all over the place.)

And that's my story and I'm sticking to it! :)
(Oh don't worry girls they'll never figure us, or this message out!)