Let's play " What's My Tagline "

[CLBridges]

Everyone's got a few favorites. Here's a few of mine. :)

"I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out."

"Next time you wave, use ALL your fingers!"

"What if the hokey-pokey really IS what it's all about?"

"I'm schizophrenic.. and so am I.."

[Greyhawk]

I am the bad man Mommy warned you about.

I wanna be like Barbie, that bleeb has everything.

and my personal favorite

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

Greyhawk

[janeth]

I love

"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."

[Narasinha]

A couple of my favorites from years ago I used on IRC as "exit lines". They would display behind my name when I disconnected from the IRC network.

"Oh s**t! Cops at my door!"

"Blood on my hands and I don't know where I've been..."

Yeah, maybe they're a bit "dark" ;)

[matauri]

I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on CD somewhere!

Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.

Difference between US humor and UK humour: One letter.

Warning: Reading taglines can affect your humour.


Cindy

[tertius]

Tagline: now you're really IT.

[labrynth_of_fire]

my personal favorite
"My invisible friend thinks you have serious mental problems"

[wenwilder]

This one has always been good.

"You're only jealous cause the voices like me better."

"Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!"

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!"

"Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that."

"I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain."

And last, but not least:

"Everybody is somebody else's weirdo."

[mikmik]

Consider: 'You majored in liberal arts? I'll take those fries to go!'

For wen: 'Allow me to introduce my selves.'

the admins and mods: 'Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.'

and for me: 'If you cannot convince them, confuse them.'

[minstrel]

"What if the hokey-pokey really IS what it's all about?"
Sometimes we need to pause and remember what life is all about...

There was a great loss recently in the entertainment world. Larry LaPrise, the Detroit native who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey", died at age 83.

It was especially difficult for his loved ones to bury this very famous member of the family.

They put his left leg in... and... well, let's just say that's when all the trouble started.

[mikmik]

Sometimes I'm overwhelmed by all the compassion shown around here *sniff*.
Minstrel, you're the most.

I'll never go to another square dance again.

[CLBridges]

"What if the hokey-pokey really IS what it's all about?"

They put his left leg in... and... well, let's just say that's when all the trouble started.
Oh my! And his post began on such a serious note.. I hate it when that happens. Here's a couple more:

"Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot."

"If at first you don't succeed.. destroy the evidence!"

"Always remember you're unique.. just like everybody else!"

And last but not least (drumroll please)

"Too bad stupidity isn't painful.."

[tertius]

How about these:

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

My Reality Check bounced.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

[joliettech]

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Those who believe in telekinesis, please raise my hand.

If God didn’t intend for us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat.

[fastedge]

"If you can't say what you mean you'll never mean what you say." (not funny, but true...)

"If peanut oil is made from peanuts and olive oil is made from olives, whats baby oil made of?"

"Stop or I'll say Stop again"

"I love my mom and now you can too..."

[spiderbait]

Ok, this is fun. So here are a few of my favourites:

Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

If at first you don't succeed - you probably shouldn't try skydiving.

And whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

[spiderbait]

And then, just for good measure how about a few Jack Handey quotes:

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?

and finally...

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

[carju1]

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

Now that is the one Brittany should use as her tag line :)

Julian

[minstrel]

And then, just for good measure how about a few Jack Handey quotes
:-) thanks! I love Jack Handey...

[CLBridges]

I'm loving 'em ALL! Been collecting them for years and it's good to hear some new ones. Here's a few more:

Would you miss the point if you were impaled upon it?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!

A sharp tongue often slits it's own throat

Be kind to your inferiors.....if you can find any.

Honesty's the best policy, but insanity's a better defense.

If at first you don't succeed...change the rules.

Judge not, lest ye be selected for jury duty....

And God said, "Let there be idiots"...

And for the ladies: :) hehe

He says I never listen to him .. or something like that..

[spiderbait]

:-) thanks! I love Jack Handey...

You're welcome Minstrel. Took me a little while to get back here, but it's always nice to meet another Handey fan.