The break CORNER time out!

[globalhostinggroup]

This is a corner for people who have not behaved very well and need a time out.
You are not to talk about anything play or move around just stand facing the corner and reflect on your miss-doings.
This is not a coffee break so no food or drinks.

[wenwilder]

Can we scribble on the chalk board? Or dump paint on the floor? Or click the lights on and off really fast? What about running around the room screaming? (there's many many days I feel like doing that!)

I don't play well with others, so I'm sure I'll be spending a lot of time in "The Corner"! :p

[pedstersplanet]

Or click the lights on and off really fast?
Make that multi-colored lights....then it could be a disco...... without food & drink! :P

[globalhostinggroup]

no no no ,
you can not scribble on the chalk board or dump paint on the floor.
You most certainly can not click the lights on and off really fast or run around the room screaming and disco certainly not allowed.

If your corner has a light switch ducked tape it.
If you corner has a window paint over it.
No toys or treats just yourself and the corner.

[esiegel]

If your corner has a light switch ducked tape it.


that poor duck...why make tape out of him?
I guess it it better than Scotch Tape...unless you want to find out what is under the kilt.

[Clicken]

BLAH!

If you smell smoke do not be concerned, just breath deep and then you won't remember the smoke, or why your in the corner.

Hell, you won't even know you are in the corner!

Then maybe we can have food and drinks and maybe... disco?

[globalhostinggroup]

If you smell smoke it is probably your brain working over time about everything but what you came to the corner for. Like Scots men discos and refreshments.

[Clicken]

Yeah, probably my brain working too hard... yeah... that's my story and I'm sticking to it.


So, Globalho,

Why are you in the corner?

Or is it really someone from your group pretending to be you?

Schoolho is curious?... Maybe what I did wasn't as bad as what you did, then I can feel better!

[globalhostinggroup]

You shouldn’t think of why I am in the corner or if what I did was worse because then you are not thinking of what you did. I’d love to here it but then I would stop think about what I did ohhh wait I already have…
Back to the corner.

[Jason Tor]

Can I stand in wen's corner?

Jason Tor

[globalhostinggroup]

No sharing corners
Standing in the corner with wenwilder hardly is a time out.

[wenwilder]

It is really hard to stand in the corner when it is a round room! And the wallpaper? I didn't know people really used that color! I really didn't want to say anything, but the overhead lighting ..... wow! It's Horrrrrriiiibbbbbllleeeee! Who designed that Bozo the clown?

Plus, we need to talk air-conditioning. Get a few more people in here and you're going to need it. Think about it.

Normally I wouldn't complain (Ya right, that's probably what got me sent to the corner lol) but if I'm going to be spending any length of time in here, and for the sanity of the others - it has to be redesigned!

Oh! One last thing, and then I'll go back to my corner. What's this I hear about not being able to share corners? That is cruel! Who am I supposed to talk to then? ;)

[paulhiles]

Apparently we should know full well the reasons why we're all here. After staring at this wall for the past... oh, I don't know how long.. I've forgotten what we're supposed to have done now!

Psst.. Wynn, you wanna go down to the music store and check out who's hanging around in there when we get outta here? ;o)

[wenwilder]

The music store? You mean that place with the bad lighting and ...... ;) Sure, but only if you don't dance around with records on your head this time. That is really embarressing! ;)

I do wish someone would remind me what I'm in here for though ...... whatever it is I DIDN'T do it! I'm innocent, I swear!

[mikmik]

But you do look cute in that dunce cap ;]...I mean, if I wasn't facing the corner and looking around, I mean, you know...he heh..I have to go to the bathroom, HEY!

[globalhostinggroup]

There is far too much talking for a time out
Wenwilder subversiveness is corrupting the corner
Paulhiles you are thinking of everything but what you did this doesn’t get you to the music store any sooner.
Mikmik we all know Wenwilder would look “cute” in anything let alone a “dunce cap”
As for issues of air-conditioning we are having power advisories and the ac stays off
The complaint forum is outside the room on your way in.

[wenwilder]

But ...... but..... I wanna complain in here!!!!! ;)

[globalhostinggroup]

wenwilder, all complaints must be made before you enter

[Jason Tor]

Why does my room have padded walls?

[globalhostinggroup]

Only a precautionary measure Jason Tor don’t worry about it. Think of it like soft wallpaper >:)

[paulhiles]

Why do Jason's shirt sleeves tie up at the back, Sir?

Psst Wen, quick while he's distracted.. let's make a run for it.. he can't catch all of us at once! :o)

[globalhostinggroup]

Jason’s shirt is special just for him.
If you exit via the rear you will find you have returned to the front and to exit out the entrance well that is just wrong so you will find you time out to be quite structured with no logic.

[wenwilder]

What's logic again? It doesn't exist anywhere near the breakroom! :)

But ya know - Paul is the Hall Monitor (http://www.webproworld.com/viewtopic.php?t=7704&highlight=welcome+two+mods)! He knows every door and escape route ;)

BTW - how did Paul and I end up in the corner? LOL

[Jason Tor]

Jason Tor sneaks out of the corner, runs over and pulls wen's hair.

[wenwilder]

Heeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy! You're lucky I don't have any shaving cream and a razor Jason! You'd be bald ;)

[Jason Tor]

Wen, it wasn't me. I've been in my corner the whole time...honest.

[wenwilder]

Ya right! And I'm actually a brunette!

[Jason Tor]

Speaking of brunettes, what happend to Brittany?

[wenwilder]

Brittany is blonde! As for what happened to her - this thread (http://www.webproworld.com/viewtopic.php?t=26865) may answer that question :)

[mikmik]

I hear whispering!

I have to go...NOW!

[globalhostinggroup]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
to much talking.

[ellar]

What have you all done to deserve to be in TIME OUT!!!

And do you all realise that due to your bad behaviour winding you up in time out the "tomorrow yesterday" thread has sat inactive for 12 hours. This must be some kind of record.

And Jason stop pulling the girls hair!!

[globalhostinggroup]

Ellar welcome to time out.
People cannot admit why they are in time out or they will be talking and there is far too much of that going on right now as is.
You should only be worried about why you are in time out and not why others are.

[wenwilder]

Heyyy when is my time out time up? I want to go home. This is boring! And Jason is pestering me! And I want to go to the music store! And ellar shouldn't be in here she never does anything wrong. And GB if you're in here then doesn't that mean you did something wrong too? That means you have to be quiet too! And how come you get to tell us to be quiet and stop talking if you're in here cause you got into trouble?

I want answers!!! And I want them Yesterday! ;)

[esiegel]

did somebody order a pizza?

[Jason Tor]

I ordered the pizza but wen is going to pay for it, don't forget the tip wen!

[globalhostinggroup]

I am the time out moderator this is a paid job for me to oversee all of the delinquents like people that do not age or people that order food and make others pay for it or even worse people that are just here because the want to fit in.

[paulhiles]

And I want to go to the music store!
Okay Wen.. you make a dash for it.. and I'll meet up with you by the Steely Dan section! :o)

[globalhostinggroup]

hey i heard that!!!!!!!!

[wenwilder]

I ordered the pizza but wen is going to pay for it, don't forget the tip wen!

I'm going to have to pay for it? I'm broke! Guess you're going to have to make Jason wash dishes! Ya, I like that idea ;)

Sneaking out of here would be much easier if everyone would stop talking to me and about me LOL

[esiegel]

hey...someone is going to have to pay for this pizza.
I have others to deliver and if I'm not there in 30 minutes I have to give it to them free.

[Clicken]

globalhosting and fellow posters,

After a considerable amount of deep soul searching and contenplation concerning my actions,( which was hard to do with all of the distractions going on in here!) I was able to confront the source of my problem. It was ugly so I will spare you the details.

I have learned a lesson which makes it all worth while. So, now that I have served my time and paid my dues this spot is available for another struggeling spirit.

I leave it as I found it and please note that the carvings on the wall were there when I got here. ( It looks like my style but it is not.)

As I wander I wonder...

How could jason have pulled Wen's hair with his hands behind his back?

And will jason eat the pizza with his hands behind his back?

Don't answer because that would be breaking the rules... just think about it.



Oh well,

Where is that door...

[Jason Tor]

Ok when Mik said "I hear whispering!" it was actually wen saying she will pay for the pizza. I really didn't pull wen's hair, she was just trying to get me in trouble because we all no she doesn't play well with others.

As for the pizza, I figured out how to get out of this strange shirt Global put me in SHHHHHH! Don't tell him.

[ellar]

EXCUSE ME Mr Globalhostinggroup Sir. I am not in here cause I am in trouble. I just came in to ask when Jason and Wen and Paul would be allowed back out to play please Sir!

I never do anything wrong .. this could be because I try not to do anything but please can the others come out and play cause it's lonely out there without them.

And Jason did pull Wen's hair ... I SAW HIM!!!

[wenwilder]

The only whispering I hear is Jason trying to play innocent! I still say trade him in for the pizza! That's what he gets for pulling my hair :)

I know I'm not the one whispering. I prefer to consistently be unabashedly tumultuous. Life is more entertaining that way ;)

Anyway, girls are ALWAYS angels and we are only in here to discover which men should be in here longer! I say they should ALL stay and never be let out! :)

Alright, I'm going back to my corner - I just proved, once again, that I don't play well with others. That doesn't mean that Jason is innocent though!!!!!

Looks like the music store will have to wait :(

[esiegel]

still can't believe you people ordered a low carb pizza...

http://atkins.com/img/assets/1084/home.header.jpg

[globalhostinggroup]

Ahhh low carb pizza
That’s worth a month of time out.

Ellar I’d love to let everyone out but only they can reach enlightenment maybe you found yourself in here because you never do anything wrong and you really should but keep it in moderation not like some of the others in here.

Jason I was going to cover the pizza but not a low carb pizza ahhh…

Clicken I’m glad to here you are on the path to self enlightenment :)

Esiegel thanks for the heads up on the pizza. You can have a popsicle

[esiegel]

Esiegel thanks for the heads up on the pizza. You can have a popsicle

Popsicle....Oh Boy! <dancing with joy...and Joy is a great dancer!!>

[globalhostinggroup]

Shhh the others will hear

[wenwilder]

Low carb pizza? Don't you mean 'cardboard' pizza? I'd offer to pay for it just for that reason, but ..... but ..... YUCK! There's meat on it!

I'm going back to my corner now!

[globalhostinggroup]

Humm this cardboard is not too bad..
Hey who’s? Going to pay for this the pizza guy looks upset.

[Clicken]

KNOCK KNOCK...

I heard popcycle!

Sorry, I was trying to do my work but the temptation was too great!

Do you have purple popcycles?

If I stay in my corner and not disturb the others....


PLEASE!!!

[esiegel]

but ..... but ..... YUCK! There's meat on it!

who mentioned meat? wouldn't do that to you Wen.
Damn...now my popsicle melted...I'm all sticky...and what happened to Joy anyway?

[globalhostinggroup]

yes Clicken i have manay purple popcycles >:)

[Jason Tor]

See, a low carb pizza. That proves I didn't pull wen's hair!

[globalhostinggroup]

But what about this meat that really leaves us all undecided
Hey where’s your special shirt

[Jason Tor]

It's not really meat, it's a soy pizza. Hmmm if it's a soy pizza then wen ordered it and that means she has to pay. (shhhh, it's not really soy, I just made that up)

I have broken the reigns of my special shirt and am now free to commence the hair pulling!

[Clicken]

mmmm... slurp... uh, oh... oops!

darn it! , oh well... let me see... oh here, this will clean it up...

uh oh,... oops... here Jason... I found your shirt, sorry about the stain.. prurple is a good color, don't you think?... Maybe we can get more popcycles of many colors and then we can tie dye it psycadellic?... that would be cool... huh?


Oohhh... Globalhostinggggg... Jason wants popcycles...

And If I were you guys ( glad I'm not ) I would complain about the pizza being too cold... then they will have to give it to you!

If you don't like that suggestion how about... where is it .... it was here .... yea... there you are... come back here...

SPLAT!!

Put this roach on it... Then they will probably offer you another pizza for free!


Uh, Oh, now see what happens when I hang around you guys...

I guess it's back to the corner for me, huh?

STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP!

sigh...

[Jason Tor]

http://www.torcorpdesign.com/photos/SJ1.gif

[wenwilder]

Alright, who put the popsicles ON the pizza? Clicken said to COMPLAIN about it being cold, that didn't mean to MAKE it cold.

Plus the popsicles could have been put to better use. Jason has his 'huggy' shirt back on. Put them down his back 'cause of his hair pulling escapade!

[mikmik]

Correction.
It was never off!

He can do mysterious things with his mouth, including eating tofu (blech!) pizza and not get your hair messy LOL

SEE:


http://factor1.net/temp/wJ1.jpg

[mikmik]

Mmmmmmmm....Less filling!

Tastes great!

[Jason Tor]

puaa! spat! blaa! Thats some nasty pizza!

I cannot tell a lie (fingers crossed) I did not pull wen's hair.

[mikmik]

We got you red mouthed!

Or is that pizza sauce and popsicle?

[Clicken]

YAWN, Stretch...

Oh dear, was it a dream or was misterscreeenjeans here? ( he thinks I have been reviewing sites )

I better go before he finds me here. He won't like it if he knows I was in the corner... he would spank my bottom for causing trouble.

Please don't tell...

Oh yeah, may I have the popcycle sticks... it is for therapy ( mr screens jeans' needs it! )

I still think the tye dye would look much friendlier! ( it would make jason look like he is telling the truth )

I hear car keys I better go... remember I was Not Here!

[globalhostinggroup]

Ohhh theirs bugs and popsicles on the pizza now yuck.

This pizza is starting to go stale and no one has paid for it.
The pizza delivery guy left and now some collection agency is at the door.

[ellar]

See if the debt collectors will take Jason as part payment .. then we can split the rest of the cost between us.

[Clicken]

Hi all,

Everything was going just fine...

mrscreenjeans was happy about having enough popcycle sticks to make the bird house for the cat. ( our cat has this thing for birds and thought if we provided a condiminium for our feathered freinds then more would hang around.)

The therapst said this kind of project would be beneficial for the both of us and it could have been except...
( typical female stance- hand on hip, one leg half cocked, hip pushed to one side, head slightly tilled, eyes claring up and the other hand shacking wildly in the air )
...I could not explain the long blonde hairs on some of the sticks. ( jason I hope you have washed your hands, you must have blonde hairs all over everything!)

I tried explaining that it belong to a freind, who had come over to visit. He almost bought it until he realized that my friend has curly blonde hair. ( she just got a perm... Fabulous!)

Needless to say, he didn't want to hear anymore, and he smashed the half completed project ( the cat cried all night!) then he spanked my bottom for not telling the truth and sent me to the corner.

Before I go to stand in my corner... ( 2nd most typical female stance- Arms crossed, one leg half cocked, hip pushed to one side,) ...You know the customer is always right, so you should give them the pizza back and tell them you never ordered it. but before you do you should take a picture of the evidence just to show the court what kind of slop these people are trying to PUSH on it's customers.
( If you need more roaches let me know. If you need a few hairs on it let jason handle it!)

If all else fails... FOOD FIGHT!


( third most typical female stance... with one hand on hip the eyes start to close then a sudden hair flip as she turns and stomps away.)


STOMP, STOMP, STOMP

[Jason Tor]

( third most typical female stance... with one hand on hip the eyes start to close then a sudden hair flip as she turns and stomps away.)


STOMP, STOMP, STOMP


Hmmm, I want to stand in your corner!

I think wen must of planted those blonde hairs everywhere and blamed it on me because I'm telling ya (fingers still crossed) I didn't pull her hair. As you can see in the image above, I have my special jacket on (although I seem to be missing my legs, I think wen stole them!).

I did find some blonde hairs in my corner but they had dark roots so they couldn't of been wen's.
Hmmm they might have been Clicken's but I can't be sure until I see a picture and get the DNA results!

Hmmm, (just wanted to say Hmmm one more time)

[Clicken]

Jason, I can't believe you without the psy-cool-dellic shirt!

The hairs are not mine because I am brunette and I do not color my hair and If I could trust you guys I might send a picture.

You can stand in my corner because I have to go... You know who... wants a sandwich and I want out of the corner so it is good for both of us!

(typical female stance 2) Please, leave my corner as you found it ... if you make a mess please clean it up, thank-you... no doubt, ... I will be back! ( stance 3 )

[globalhostinggroup]

Well this is a scientific marvel the cardboard tofu meat pizza with popsicles and air with roaches has sprung life and is walking around the room eating garbage on the floor.

Clicken you can’t trust me but I will give you a popsicle Rainbow rocket ;)

Ellar I made the offer and the debt collector ran off when he saw Jason

Who let pedstersplanet paulhiles esiegel wenn and mikmik out?
All this talk of funky pizza and hair business and they slip out ahhh of to make an all points bulletin to find them.

[ellar]

Mr GlobalHostingGroup sir ..

Paul and Wen can probably be found at the music store and I think it is really pathetic that they wouldn't accept Jas as payment on the debt. I think this is very unjustified. Perhaps if we put him in the psychadelic straight jacket they might accept him.

clicken stay away from the popsicle rainbow rocket .. and tell the boyfriend to get over himself.

Pedstersplanet was never in here .. he wasn't rounded up in the first go

[Clicken]

SLAM!

Oh, I'm sorry, that slam was for Razor ( the cat ) it is all his fault, I didn't even do anything I am soooo mad... I don't even want to talk about it.

( stance 4 - hands behind back, head tilted down, one leg forward, toe twisting in the floor, shoulders moving back and forth in a mezmorizing motion.) Ohh Jaaassonnn... come here pleeasse...

Hold out your hands... (squirt, squirt)... rub your hands together... that is anti-bacterial waterless soap... now you may go back to your corner... go on... (giggle)... stop that!...(SLAP)

There, now... what's this... a pizza eating garbage... that's a switch... I might be concerned but at least we don't have to clean up!

paulhiles esiegel wenn and mikmik... they are here... you just aren't looking hard enough...

globalhosting, thanks for the offer, you are too kind and your honesty is comendable... but, save it for someone who doesn't already have one!...

ellar, I appreciate your advice... don't you think I have been telling him... during the first 10 years I told him, showed him and scolded... but for the last six years... I was too mad to tell him, he would have to figure it out for himself!

now, I need to be alone... (stance 5 is stance 3 with out the stomp... )

[wenwilder]

It was easy to sneak out with GB gone. He should know better than to turn his back on this crew. Even if it is just to chase a walking pizza. ;)

[paulhiles]

It was easy to sneak out with GB gone. He should know better than to turn his back on this crew. Even if it is just to chase a walking pizza. ;)
Hehe.. got that right! Hey Wen, watch me dancing with these records on my head! I look way cool! :o)

[wenwilder]

Ya Paul ..... way ..... cool! lol Somebody get me a blindfold please!!!! ;)

[Jason Tor]

It's funny you would mention blindfolds wen, here is a joke for ya...

http://humorvault.tripod.com/blonde/blonde_101.html

[esiegel]

Somebody get me a blindfold please!!!! ;)

now the room could get interesting!!!!

[mike]

Heeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy! You're lucky I don't have any shaving cream and a razor Jason! You'd be bald ;)


Ahem... you say that like it's a bad thing?

[Clicken]

SSSHHHHHHHH!!!! or I will put your name on the list!

by the way, since you are making me speak...

Mike... it works for you... but somehow I just can't help laughing at the thought of what jason would look like after wen got a hold of him!

maybe there is a way to find out... does anyone have a picture...?

[wenwilder]

Is this what you were talking about clicken?

http://www.thinkingcritically.net/jasontor.jpg


*I'm not a graphics person, but I just had to try lol Sorry Mike, the look fits you, Jason on the other hand ..... well ;)

[globalhostinggroup]

Thanks for the tip ellar
Clicken ……. Umm….. err……
Takes a picture for extortion of paulhiles at a later time
Humm you left his eyebrows
I thought I found true love but then the pizza walked away :(
So much talking in here
Ohhh nice hair cut Jason
Where did the corners go….. I leave for one minute and get back to find someone stuccoed the room round!!!!
Where did the pizza go…. Who’s dog was that …. Sorry but the pizza…. The dog…. Pizza ….

[Clicken]

YES!!! SEE... WHAT I MEAN... Oh my sides are bursting!!! The tears, oh, make it STOP!

[Jason Tor]

OMG! Payback is on the way wen, I must do it. :)

[Clicken]

Oh Jason, PLEASE don't be mad! ( I guess once you get even you won't be mad )

I just want you to know that I was not laughing AT YOU... had any one else done the dirty deed, you probably would have looked okay ( that baby face, it's just too cute!) but Wen just doesn't know what she's doing! Nice try though Wen!

[mikmik]

Jason says, as wen looks back, "Please don't hate me because I am beautiful"
(Excuse the rush job on the graphics...gif's and all)


http://factor1.net/temp/personality.jpg

[Jason Tor]

Oh I'm not mad at all, I thought it was very funny. I am going to get even, but it's just so hard to make wen look silly. :)

[Jason Tor]

ROTFLMAO Mik!

[Jason Tor]

Jason runs up behind wen and pulls her hair http://www.torcorpdesign.com/photos/wen1.gif

wen gets mad at Jason http://www.torcorpdesign.com/photos/wen2.gif

hehehe

[mikmik]

ROTFLMAO back at ya!

Open season! :O)

Where is clicken's pic?

(female stance 0.5 [getting away with murder] - shoulders hunched, looking down, eyes looking up coy/batting eyelashes, pouting/grinning)

[wenwilder]

ROTF!!! Those are good Jason! How'd you get pictures of me when I first wake up? ;)

On the angry one though, you forgot the smoke coming out of my ears ;)

[Clicken]

Oh MikMik, ( forward hand flap ) ... murder?... you just don't understand me ( upward- the eyes roll ) ... What did I do?... ( arms crossed, one foot forward patting the floor, one hip pused to the side) - and if I had bubble gum I'd blow a big one... then pop it! POP POP POP POP POP POP!)

Wen... been missing that beauty sleep?.. eh?


It's not that I'm not brave enough to send a picture(checking nails) but I just don't have any on the computer to send... (dusting the floor lightly with foot)... Oh, what to do? ( sigh )... I'll see if misterscreenjeans can help me... for a long time he has been trying to get me to pose for the internet... he is so silly... sillier than you!

speaking of beauty sleep... I should be snoring right about now... maybe if I go, then he will follow!(ya think? hmmmm...)

[globalhostinggroup]

Pokes Clicken with a long preverbal stick (are you ok?)
Jason pay back no didn’t you see that movie pay forward.
Mikmik common don’t illustrate wen without her hair :(
Now who is going to fix these corners?

[esiegel]

no more hair pulling for you!!!

http://66.100.119.107/images/wenbald.gif

[Clicken]

OUCH... that could hurt!...

if I were OKAY, would I be here talking to you and getting poked?... I quess we'll never know... (and if we do find out, you can bet that I'll be the last to know!)


WHAT CORNERS??? CAN'T YOU SEEEEE..... globalhostinggroup... Are you sure your in the right place? ARE YOU OKAY?... i have to ask because i have no concept of what issss OKAY... ok?,, O K

After looking at what they have done to poor helpless Wen, I am starting to understand the concept... and unless I'm not as ... you know... mixed up as wen... then that was NOT okay!

I knew I couln't trust you guys!

[mike]

Nice.

[wenwilder]

I want my hair back!!!! I'm going to cry :(

Although, I am safe from Jason pulling it again. Thanks for the save esiegel ;)

[Clicken]

Wen... should I leave... esiegel... on the list?

*** List of time out offenders ***


NUMBER ONE: esiegel- pulled wens hair too hard!

[wenwilder]

Yep! Defiantely leave esiegel on that list. In fact, put him down twice just for good measure ;)

Speaking of good measure, would someone PLEASE take the records away from Paul!

[esiegel]

I want my hair back!!!! I'm going to cry :(


here you go...I dolled it up a little...if you don't mind.
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:nvzZDgKoPjsJ:www.dazzlingdepot.com/cx/dx528.jpg

[globalhostinggroup]

oh no
what’s going on now
I think the pizza is growing it is the size of a small dog now

[esiegel]

it's wenwilder as Cindi Brady.

let's all sing...
Here's the story...of a lovely lady...who was bringing up 3 very lovely girls....

[wenwilder]

esiegel that's cruel and unusual punishment! I would rather be bald lol

As long as GB keeps up his obsession with the pizza we've got it made. We can do anything in here we want. hmm wait... GB let me help you catch that pizza ;)

[mike]

Hmm... didn't know it worked like that. But it's worth a shot I guess. Ok, my hair has been gone since '94. I know it's a cold case now, but if anybody has any leads...

[Clicken]

*** List of time out offenders ***


NUMBER ONE: esiegel- pulled wens hair too hard!
NUMBER ONE: esiegel- just for good measure!
NUMBER ONE: esiegel- for playing with dolls!
NUMBER ONE: esiegel- singing out of key!
NUMBER ONE: esiegel- for smiling... no sign of remorse!

[Jason Tor]

"...All of them had hair of gold, like their mother,
The youngest wen in curls."

here is a pic of wen brady!

http://www.torcorpdesign.com/photos/wen_1.gif

And The Break Room Bunch!

http://www.torcorpdesign.com/photos/all.gif

Clicken was unable to make it to the photo shoot :)

[mikmik]

Alice???? Alice???

And isn't that Danny Partridge next to me?

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Now I see the brilliance behind clicken's stalling tactics ('male code' look number X: lips pursed to one side, head slightly down and tilted, knowing wink or nod)

[esiegel]

Cool...I get to be Greg.
Which I was in the Johnny Bravo costume though....that was just too cool a suit!

All these years...I wondered why Greg never hit on Marcia. Now I see that it was Cindi who was really the hottie of the family.

[globalhostinggroup]

I think I busted a spleen on that one Jason
Has anyone seen the pizza?
Mike you can always transplant hair they take it from somewhere else on your body and plug it in up top. But I do not think it’s necessary don’t fall for the media stigmatism on hairless heads it all a marketing scam to make money.
Wenwilder is ignoring my last pm humm…
Ahhh…. The pizza
<globalhosting group is running away from the giant monster pizza>

[mikmik]

Mr. Brady.

I think it is high time we talked.
Number one, I want a raise. You think it easy to remember 6 names? And number two, I am getting a little peeved at wearing this uniform. It does nothing for my girlish figure.
Also, can I get more razors? Mrs. Brady keeps using mine, and you know we both shave twice a day.




I think Hair Club for Men is highly over-rated, and I should know. You see, I liked them so little, I didn't buy the company.

[Clicken]

Oh Jason...

YOU ARE SOOO GOOD...!!!

You ARE the BEST... I am almost jealeous)

It is really a shame I couldn't have been there... because you know the Brady family picture just isn't complete with out 'Buddy'.

Ruff Ruff!

[paulhiles]

How come I ended up as Carol Brady? talk about pulling the short straw! :o)
Anyways, fine work Jason... carry on all.. as you were. Now where did I put those records, I can hear a beat coming from somewhere.. and my feet are starting to move!

[Clicken]

Paul,

Are we ever really happy with who we are? (except maybe wen and esiegel )... you sound like mikmik... waaaa... waaaa...

but at least you don't sound like me!!!

Hooowwllll... HowHowHooowwllll...

[mikmik]

But Clicken, you and ellar ARE in the picture. Up in the top right corner behind my sister that took all the testosterone (in preparation for the surgery).

I recognize you two from your avatars.

I thought esiegel was Mrs..., I mean ...Brady! LOL.

I guess I shouldn't drink so much of Mr, Brady's Cognac *hic*..before I uuuuuuuuuuurrrppPPPP!!..before I cl..cle..cle..*hic*..tidy yuphh.


hic.scuse me..#..

[wenwilder]

Jason, your creativity over-whelms me. If I had a better printer I would print that out and send it as my christmas card lol

[Jason Tor]

Thanks, I had fun with that. I think my favorite is Mik as Alice and paulhiles as Mrs. Brady, although "her" hand on my shoulder is a little un-nerving!

And of course wen brady is so cute!

[globalhostinggroup]

Mr Brady gives you a raise whenever you want one ;) and as for the uniform theirs not too much you can get in fast tear away Velcro. As for razors you can get extras from me any time you want.
I see you Clicken right over their ….. oh no wait that’s the giant man eating pizza……..
Paulhiles pulling short straws. Ohhh look the shipment of records has arrived.
I think I’m forgetting something,,,,,…..
Hummm……..

[Jason Tor]

The Break Corner Bunch has come together and is staging a mutiny, globalhostinggroup, you are now in the corner! Your flagrant abuse of our pizza and pop cycles is unacceptable.

[wenwilder]

If GB goes to the corner does that mean we get to have a huge dance party? Paul has the records and we could order fresh pizza and popsicles.

esiegel is there any specials at the pizza place? And do they make a good spinach and mozarella pizza? Extra tomatos!

[mikmik]

GHG is gone for a bit...party time - YAHOOOOOO!!!

Oh, olives on that, please :O)

[globalhostinggroup]

Hey I heard that just because my computer blows up at home and a giant pizza is running around trying to eat everything doesn’t mean… hey wait has anyone seen Buddy.
The pizz…
Buddy……

[mikmik]

Wait...what's that sound....OH!!!!...it's just the
When there's an intruder somewhere in the house, the thing that jumps at the heroine in the dark turns out to be her cat, even if it comes from places cats wouldn't be, like inside a cupboard! As soon as she relaxes, the killer will show up and strangle her

Hey, what's wrong with the lights?

A malfunctioning or burnt lightbulb usually means that someone is hiding in the room, ready to jump on our hero/heroine while he/she's busy hitting the switch or tapping the bulb

Good thing this is the timeout room, and not a movie, ha ha haa.... Huh? Did you hear something in the cellar?

[Clicken]

RUFF RUFF


Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

RUFF RUFF

(tail is wagging)

(thinking to self... pizza! oh boy!)

[globalhostinggroup]

I’m unsure of what just happened are we where we where or did we all go somewhere else? This is so confusing.
The pizza is chewing on my legg..
I’m dizzy now…

[wenwilder]

Somebody get GB some good anti-psychotics or else get the rest of us some of what he's on ;)

[globalhostinggroup]

i have to do it …
I must do it…
I have no choice…
GH Consumes the rabid pizza
Ohhh I do not feel so good now
It’s all right everyone the pizza is gone…
GH Turning a strange shade of green

[paulhiles]

Ohhh I do not feel so good now
It’s all right everyone the pizza is gone…
GH Turning a strange shade of green
Oh dear.. I think we may yet see the pizza re-appear! :o)
it wasn't a Green Egg and Ham pizza was it?

[globalhostinggroup]

Their was green and other…
I see….
I see pink floating elephants with wings….
Paulhiles did you die your hair purple?

[paulhiles]

Wen quick! we need Jason's straitjacket immediately! - this could turn ugly very quickly.... Wen! hurry.. we don't have much time.. GHG's turns are getting more and more delirious!

[mikmik]

GH Turning a strange shade of green

Hey, is growing thicker...his clothes are bigining to stretch and tear at the seams!
Quick, I don't know if that suit jacket will hold...

I see pink floating elephants with wings…. Watch out, he is seeing red!
I am hiding in cellar what?, what's this?

Hey, a puppy...

Oh dear.. I think we may yet see the pizza re-appear! :o)

If he unswallows, maybe the puppy will get her pizza!
Oh, hahaha, no puupy,...aaww, what a cutey :O))(scratches it behind ears)...lol - no puppy - haha - those are not pizzas even though they are round disks - haha - better not tell wen and paul about their record collection...here, I brought some black olives and tomatos :O)

[globalhostinggroup]

i have Jason's straitjacket and now it is jello.

[mikmik]

He's losing it! Aaiieeee.....

[globalhostinggroup]

Mikmik would you like some jelly
This Jello is fantastic…
Paulhiles theirs enough for you as well.
The braided bunch….

[wenwilder]

You know strange things are happening when jello comes into the picture. Just wait until it starts talking ;)

[paulhiles]

Wen! you're back! and your hair's grown back! Phew what a relief... I think GH has lost it big time... I've got a plan.. if we just go along with him and humour him we may just be able to get out of this mess! :o)

[mikmik]

Were there muchrooms on that pizza?!?

Talking jello usually = strange. Aroung here, not so strange, even the ghosts of jello past, or still to come :O)

[wenwilder]

Humor GB(GH)? What for? He's old enough to know not to eat walking green pizza with popsicles on it! If there is an answer to this mess Paul you had best be sharing it QUICK! ;)

[globalhostinggroup]

running in circles shouting where’s my extra veggie pepperoni?

[Jason Tor]

I have a theory, I think maybe this is just a dream global is having.

[paulhiles]

If there is an answer to this mess Paul you had best be sharing it QUICK! ;)
Okay everyone.. click your heels together three times and say "there's no place like home..." and this will all be over in an instant! :o)

[wenwilder]

uhh Paul, doesn't that just get you a one way trip to Kansas? I don't know about anyone else, but I'd rather be here than Kansas - I'm just not sure where HERE is ;)

[mikmik]

Jason, your theory - "I have a theory, I think maybe this is just a dream global is having."

Oh, no! My mom always said to be careful what I ate, it might give me wierd dreams and nightmares (dramatic music) You see what that guy eats ?!?!

Where's Kansas??? I'm interested !!!

[Clicken]

RUFF

( runs around GHG )

RUFF, RUFF

(sits in front of GHG)

RUFF, RUFF, RUFF

(Thinking to self... don't make me lick your face... look at me!)

Hhhhhhhhh

Hhhhhhhhh

(Pawing at the flask and the note around neck)

Ruff! Hhhhhhhh
(Thinking to self... If I could read...I bet it would say that what ever you think of when you drink it that is what it taste like, I bet it is gravy!)


sniff... sniff... hurry hurry I mean ruff ruff!

[Jason Tor]

Hey, what are you doing to my leg! Down clicken down!

[globalhostinggroup]

Jason your theory are like the tail waging the dog…

Paulhiles don’t ever tell me to do that again I woke up in Kansas with a horrible hang over.

Wenwilder trust me any where else but Kansas(no offence to someone that lives their)

Mikmik you know you always have to listen to your mom.

Clicken I talked to the Oz man and he said if you drink that flask you will be fired from the braid bunch and thrust negate back to your natural shapeless form.

Jason leave Clicken alternative lower primate form alone.

Now in light of my Kansas hang over we should have a short time out from time out with a party shhh do not tell anyone.

Pushes a button and like in a James Bond movie secret walls open revealing a full bar arcade section a record DJ booth and a disco ball drops from the roof.

Pours Clicken flask into a bowl for Clicken

[esiegel]

Excuse me....but does anyone know where the chess team is meeting? <he asks.. adjusting his glasses by pushing on the adhesive tape>

[globalhostinggroup]

Really esiegel you play chess?
What an interesting development..
Maybe we play some time….

[esiegel]

Really esiegel you play chess?

Fonzie (Happy Days) once said something to the effect of...you only have to have one fight in your life...then people will know that you are willing to fight and they will be afraid of you.

Yes...I play chess...badly...but since I won my first 5 games in a tournament in summer camp (1972) my reputation as a great player has stuck...so I don't have to play.

[mikmik]

Chess? I hardly ever believe people who say they are not very good. I ask them to prove it LOL. (Actually, if you are very experienced at all, you are probably right, and even I am not that good, but I say I am good - psychology and all that haha)

I've played in the Pogo rooms.

I rarely lose in real life, but I regularly got mine erse kicked, by 11 year old punks who swear at you!!!, in the 'rooms' online. Some are VERY good.
It is addictive.

Hey, pour me a dish of that brand... I mean gravy :O)

[Clicken]

(head is tilted to one side... confused look on face)

now that you mention it... I do have this craving for biscuits and gravy.

(scratches behind the ear)

I must go and get some. ( head tilts to the other side)

Any one else? ( shrugs shoulders, turns to leave, wagging tail behind her)

[globalhostinggroup]

Humm…
I play …
Just gave me a flash back…ahh….
I was in enriched math and it was mandatory to take part in some activities.
Math Olympics. Crypto. Math just. Ah….. ohhh the humiliation standing in front of the school righting out math questions on an overhead owww the suspense who will win will it be 2 or 4.
Ok that’s it Clicken lets go shopping mikmik and esiegel are depressing me.

[Clicken]

Now, now, GHG, come on we'll get some ice-cream first. Do you want two scoops?

[globalhostinggroup]

Mmmmm two scoops mmmmmmm

[janeth]

I went from page 1 to page 7 without reading anything else.

It does look like you all got out of the corner.

[Clicken]

Hi Janeth,

Glad to see you finally made it. I knew you weren't as innocent as your picture leads me to believe.

Everyone is here, um, yeah somewhere, maybe over there... or... I bet they are in wen's corner... HEY GUYS... JANETH IS HERE!

They better be or I'm putting their name on the list!

[mikmik]

Clicken,
I bet they are in wen's corner... HEY GUYS... JANETH IS HERE!

I am in the cellar. I saw janeth in today thread.
I don't know if she is bad, or here to discipline!

[janeth]

The teacher asked me to come take names of everyone out of the corner but not tell anyone I was taking names or I would be in the corner.

[Clicken]

MIKMIK, you said,
I am in the cellar. I saw janeth in today thread.

You are not in the celler, you can tell because there are not any empties laying around!

MIKMIK you said,
I don't know if she is bad, or here to discipline!

She can't be here to discipline because there are not any disciples here.


Now, if you don't straighten up, I will put your name on the list and you can't go back to the celler! sorry, but it's for your own good!

[janeth]

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[Clicken]

MIKMIK Got In Trouble !! , MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !! MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !! , MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !! MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!, MIKMIK Got In Trouble !!



I'm sorry Janeth, they made me do it!


*** List of time out offenders ***


NUMBER ONE: esiegel- pulled wens hair too hard!
NUMBER ONE: esiegel- just for good measure!
NUMBER ONE: esiegel- for playing with dolls!
NUMBER ONE: esiegel- singing out of key!
NUMBER ONE: esiegel- for smiling... no sign of remorse!


NUMBER TWO: Jenath- one too many repeats! (count them... 30!)
NUMBER TWO: Jenath- for smiling... no sign of remorse!


I can get you off on a technicality, if only someone could find one.

[globalhostinggroup]

Janeth
I went from page 1 to page 7 without reading anything else.

I have went from 7 to 1 standing on my head.



Janeth
It does look like you all got out of the corner.

actually everyone is in their corner but our minds have begun to fracture themselves for entertainment as we are all going crazy dew to the fact we all forgot why we are here and cannot find the way out



Clicken
Glad to see you finally made it. I knew you weren't as innocent as your picture leads me to believe.

What does her picture lead you to believe?



Clicken
Everyone is here, um, yeah somewhere, maybe over there... or... I bet they are in wen's corner... HEY GUYS... JANETH IS HERE!

I think Wen made a hole in the wall so her and her buddies could slip out for record shopping.



mikmik
I am in the cellar. I saw janeth in today thread.
I don't know if she is bad, or here to discipline!

but we know what you are hopeing hanging around in the cellar



Janeth
The teacher asked me to come take names of everyone out of the corner but not tell anyone I was taking names or I would be in the corner.

ummm…..



Clicken
I can get you off on a technicality, if only someone could find one.

technically the technicality got lost in the today tomorrow yesterday void.

[Clicken]

GHG You asked...
What does her picture lead you to believe?

Well, the picture leads me to believe she is innocent as I said... Note: The pure light around her to keep her out of the shadows... no red eye, you can actually almost see the whites of her eyes... that happy smile that says she knows no evil, (or that evil just left) and if you notice she is looking right at you, as if she has nothing to hide. Plus... her picture is usually where it belongs, in the work related threads!



Janeth Quote:
The teacher asked me to come take names of everyone out of the corner but not tell anyone I was taking names or I would be in the corner.

See, she is not as innocent as she appeared to be! I knew it! She is trying to lead us to beleive that she is here to help the teacher, but then she confessed that she was here to take names, after the teacher told her not to tell or she would be in the corner too... I'll bet she didn't even see the teacher! Has anyone SEEN the teacher?

Besides, she wasn't even here very long before she was NUMBER TWO on the Offenders List... She is experienced in her ways... I'll have to watch her and take notes, I might learn something from her!

Well, it proves that she really belongs in the corner! I guess those of you who already knew her, knew that.! And now I understand why you made me put her name on the list!

[globalhostinggroup]

Interesting theory
Quite a theory of interest
I cannot read pictures at all but I’m fantastic at reading a persons charter in person.

[Clicken]

GHG,

You do not read pictures, they tell you, you hear them, and if you are deaf, you feel them. If you can't see them, they are quiet.

Speaking of quiet pictures...

AWOL

wenwilder
pedstersplanet
esiegel
Jason Tor
paulhiles
Mike


I have searched everywhere except the attic. I don't like hieghts and I hate spiders so I am not going there!

Besides, if they were there we'd probably hear the music.

^..^
-----

like my code!? I am making it up myself because no one told me where to find the keycode. what does it say to you? Can you hear it?

[mikmik]

( ah....ahah...ahh-CHOOO!...[oops]...)

(sneaks back to cellar thinking 'turn about is fair play hahahaaaaaaaaaaa. I know it must have been Clicken that scared me in the tomorrow place , snicker, snicker)

[Clicken]

Bless You!



Don't make me come down there!

^0^
____

[paulhiles]

Hey Clicken! we're down in the cellar!
and it's very dark down here! oooOOOWeeeoohWhooo!!

best bring a torch / flashlight... we've got some great records, we're just about to set the decks alight! LOL!! :o)

[Clicken]

Hmmmmmm,

LOL... Laughing out loud,.. little or less... learn or lose... left over lunch... lesson of life... letters of love... lots of love... love it or leave it...

:o)... if I turn my head and look at it this way I see two beaty little eyes and a big round nose and a sh*t eatin grin.


Okay, laughing out loud and grinning.

just so you'll know,

^o^ = flying object

_____ = horizon, earth,


FleW the coop, or gone.



^ = mountain, earth, land mass

.. = objects flying far away ; plural and at a distance


everyones gone!

^..^
_____


I need a light? ... ooOOoo eye get it, a torch, *_- . ( thinking to self... there is music, I will need my bic to flick! )

[mikmik]

I thought it was a smile LOL

~o~
~~~~^^
~~~~~~~

Must be getting late, very dark, I hear whispering.
..........?............

Whispering!?

[Clicken]

Pictures can say a thousand words... Pictures can also lie!

[paulhiles]

Pictures can say a thousand words... Pictures can also lie!
Some things can never be captured in pictures... some are just beyond our comprehension and understanding.

Least ways, that's what Mr Global always taught us!

[Clicken]

paulhiles, you say...
Some things can never be captured in pictures... some are just beyond our comprehension and understanding.

You mean like my code...


!!!!!
___

HIGH FIVE!

and

______
!!!!!!!!!!

HANG TEN!

[wenwilder]

Just when I thought I was understanding this place you throw in secret codes and talking pictures. I'm going back to the attic.

BTW Paul where did you hide the good records?

[Clicken]

Wen said...
Just when I thought I was understanding this place you throw in secret codes and talking pictures. I'm going back to the attic.


BUT WEN...
______
!!!!!!!!!!

This really means that everyone's in the cellar.
Get your bic it's time to flick!

I'm afraid the altitude might be getting to her. (thin air) we should try to keep her out of the attic!


Oh Oh Oh Oh OH

[Jason Tor]

I'm staying in the guest room.

[globalhostinggroup]

I am slowly going crazy 1… 2… 3… 4…. 5…. 6… switch
crazy going slowly am I ..6 ..5 ..4 ..3 ..2 ...1 switch
I am slowly going crazy 1.2. 3. 4. 5. 6. switch
crazy …….. I am
I a……zy

[Clicken]

knock! knock!

who's there?

Clicken

Clicken who... (?:


clicken the F1 key to start, (due to iminent hard drive failure warning)

clicken any key to continue,

clicken here, clicken there,

clicken clicken every where... just clicken awAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!



Looks like GHG needs to be rewound, or unwound?... well it's not my day... or is it? hmmmmmmm...


hmmm, hmmm, hmmm

hmmm, hmmm, hmmm

hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm,... hm,... hm,... hm,


BTW: Why does Jason get a 'Guest Room'... Is it who you know or what you do?

(notice;~) I'm learning the code! *_-

(thinking to self, trying not to disturb the others... lots of luck... learn or lose... lessons of life, did I say that one yet?... hmm hmm hmm...)

[wenwilder]

Maybe this shouldn't be known as the corner. I'm starting to think it should be known as the Pit stop to insanity. Or is it sanity? You have to wonder who's sane and who isn't? ;)

[Clicken]

Wen says...
Maybe this shouldn't be known as the corner.

I say...
(denial)

she also says...
I'm starting to think it should be known as the Pit stop to insanity. Or is it sanity? You have to wonder who's sane and who isn't? ;)



(If the Mods don't have a clue... what will become of the rest of us?)

Perhaps it is just as well that we go in circles, so as not to get to close to either end of the spectrum until we know where we're going.


At least she is out of the attic, that is good, maybe she will be able to think straight! (whatever that is... lol!)

[wenwilder]

The mods are supposed to have a clue? They didn't tell me that when I signed up. I distinctly remember the job description saying "No clue necessary". If I'm supposed to have a clue then someone fibbed to me!

That's it, I'm going back to the attic and watch Paul corrupt the poor mice. At least until GB explains why Jason has his own room? If anyone should have their own room it should be the girls!


*Note: I've never been able to think straight without a pot or two of coffee and a good ruler ;)

[paulhiles]

That's it, I'm going back to the attic and watch Paul corrupt the poor mice.
LOL!! I've moved on from mice to bigger things...
Wen, wen..
look into my eyes...
look into my eyes...
3 - 2 - 1...
you're under my spell!
Mmmm... thinks.. what first, the possibilities are endless..

Ouch!! Hey Wen, careful with that ruler! You could put someone's eye out with that! *¬|

[globalhostinggroup]

I think someone broke the corner

[wenwilder]

Jason did it!!! I saw him! :p

[mikmik]

Has anyone seen 'The Breakroom Club'?

Not broken, but the leader has been 'influenced' away from his purpose? LOL

You have to admit, the property value has climbed dramatically with all the architectural enhancements and additions.

What should we focus the new wing on? A lab of some kind? A courtroom?

[sonnie]

Sanity only exists in the minds of non-webproworld members. Sanity is bad. Sanity is evil. Sanity promotes drivel, lack of wanting to be, being NORMAL! No, I will not accept it. We MUST unite and fight for insanity!

mik, pass me an ale please.

[wenwilder]

look into my eyes...
look into my eyes...


Psst...Paul, you know that works much better if you take OFF the sunglasses. Plus the record on your head is sort of distracting. :p

Isn't there anything to drink around here besides ale? And whatever happened to the pizza man? And why is GB saying the corner is broken, it was never fixed was it? And where is that list? And how are the visitors getting in here and then back out? And.....And..... And....????

[sonnie]

Wen,

look into my eyes...
look into my eyes...
look into my eyes...
make me write bad checks...
make me sell my chainsaw...
make me move back to Wyoming...
make me believe Nebraska should be admitted into the U.S.


And last, tell me what state exactly has the most nervous sheep...

[Clicken]

-_- ZZZzzzzzzz

Paul is the master... must find Paul... I don't know why... Paul is the master... must find Paul... I don't know why...
-_-

+_+

*o*

*_*

Is it just me, or does reading this thread make you sleepy?

Oh yes, the topic...

MikMik suggest...
What should we focus the new wing on? A lab of some kind? A courtroom?

Do we get to play with fire... and mix chemicals... that's a blast!

There should also be a Courtroom to settle any lawsuits that might develop in the lab.

ooOOooh, YOu mean a computer Lab... I forgot where I was and who I was talking to.


Well, either way I guess you'll still need the courtroom, huh?

*_-


sonnie asked...
And last, tell me what state exactly has the most nervous sheep...

I'm just guessing...'Ewe'tah?


*_*

Hmm, where's Paul?... I don't know why... I must find Paul.

+_+

No, wait,

*o*

+_+

sonnie is the master... must find sonnie and get a check... sonnie is the master... must find sonnie and give him his check for his chainsaw... sonnie is the master... must find sonnie and take him to Nebraska... Sonnie is the master... must find sonnie and saw wyoming out of the union... sonnie is the master... no wait, Paul is the master...
-_- ZZzzzzz

[mikmik]

ooOOooh, YOu mean a computer Lab... I forgot where I was and who I was talking to.
I majored Chem. in university.
I like chemistry labs. Lot's of fu-BOOM! - n. Hahahaaaaaaa

Magic pow-der-any-one-want-some-e-lec-tric-kool-aid.

I-need-brain-wash-it-is dir-ty-ha-ha-paul-is-my-mas-ter...yes-mas-ter

Feel-so-slee-peee....son-nie-is-paul-is-mas-ter-fall-ing I-am-fall-ing-two-mas-ters-brain-wash-me-please

now-I-am-a-click-en-*hic*-chic-en-en-en.... bu-gee-buck-buck-buck......
trans-mis-sion-o-ver-and-out-z-z-z-zzzzzzzz....

[globalhostinggroup]

mikmik can you make triiodine? That stuff is fun.
Um… where is that pizza.
I found some pages with a book inside the out of them.
There are allot of hypnotists in the room.
Humm…
Thinking….
Thought..
Gone..

[mikmik]

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2. <no sir>

3. <fun at parties>

** CAUTION: EXPLOSIVE IS HIGHLY SHOCK SENSITIVE WHEN DRY, TO THE POINT OF A
FLY SETTING IT OFF!! **

[mikmik]

[ ] *How To Make Nitrogen Tri-Iodide*

Probably the most hazardous explosive compound of all is nitrogen
tri-iodide. Strangely enough, it is very popular with high school chemsits,
who do not have the vaguest idea of what they are doing. The reason for its
popularity may be the ready availability of the ingredients, but it is so
sensitive to friction that a fly landing on it, has been known to detonate it.
The recipe has only been included as a warning and a curiosity. It should not
be used.

[1> Add a small amount of blah blah blah to about 20 cc. of
concentrated blah. This operation must be performed
very slowly, until a brownish-red precipitate is formed.
[2> Now it is filtered through filter paper, and then washed first with
alcohol and secondly with ether.

Tri-idodide must remain wet, since when it dries it becomes super
sensitive to friction, and a slight touch can set it off.

[*Nitrogen Triiodide*]
Nitrogen Triiodide is a very powerful and very shock sensitive explosive.
Never store it and be carful when you're around it- Sound, Air movements, and
other tiny things could set it off.

MATERIALS-
2-3G blah
15ML concentrated blah
8 sheets filter paper
50ml beaker
Feather mounted on a two meter pole
Ear plugs
Tape
Spatula
Stirring Rod

Add 2-3g blah to 15ml blah in the 50ml beaker. Stir, let stand for 5
minutes. Do the following within 5 minutes!
Retain the solid, decant the liquid (Pour off the liquid but keep the brown
solid...). Scrape the brown residue of Nitrogen Triiodide onto a stack of four
sheets of filter paper. Divide solid into four parts, putting each on a seperate
sheet of dry filter paper. Tape in position, leave to dry undisturbed for at
least 30 minutes (Preferrably longer). To detonate, touch with feather.
(Wear ear plugs when detonating or cover ears- it is very loud!)

[mikmik]

mikmik can you make triiodine? That stuff is fun

No, I am one of those real boring types. I get excited over gunpowder, and even nitroglycerine is only for weekends.

I have lived a very sheltered life.

[mikmik]

So anyways, when I was in high school, a Hypnotist did a show in the auditorium one year.
Being cool cats, we listened to the Beatles Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds about 5 times and went to the show.

Don't know what I was thinking, but I almost decided to go up on stage when he asked for volunteers. Luckily, I was time dilated, and to slow on the uptake.

He was good, people eating onions and potatoes thinking it was candy, then spitting it out when he revived them, etc., etc.

Can you imagine what kind of a twisted wreck I could have been turned into? Never to come out of it?

Wait, maybe I did go up....

[globalhostinggroup]

my favorite element is francium unfortunately I could not get any to play with going through school something about unstable reactive to air and water and highly volatile. Ahh….


Atomic number
87
Atomic mass
(233) g.mol -1
Electronegativity according to Pauling
0.7
Density
unknown
Melting point
27 °C
Boiling point
677 °C
Vanderwaals radius
unknown
Ionic radius
unknown
Isotopes
4
Electronic shell
[ Rn ] 7s1
Energy of first ionisation
375 kJ.mol -1
Discovered by
Marguerite Derey in 1939



Health effects of francium
As it is so unstable, any amount formed would decompose to other elements so quickly that there’s no reason to study its effects on human health.
Environmental effects of francium
Due to its extremely short half-life, there’s no reason for considering the effects of francium in the environment.

[globalhostinggroup]

bang

[Clicken]

Maybe there should be a FIRE department in the west wing... ya think!

Especially if you are going to allow GHG in the chemistry lab!

It is hard to find a lab (computer or chemistry) that will let me in the door. And if I try to look through the window, they shut the blinds. Boo Hoo... Wa... Wa... Wa... Let me in and I promise not to touch anything! ( hands behind back and fingers crossed)

girls just want to have fun!

[globalhostinggroup]

you can come in my lab

[Clicken]

Oh, Great!

There's just one thing... I need you to sign the permission slip for me. It has been highly recommended that I have written permission. Don't bother with the fine print... basically (= Containing a base, especially in excess of acid.) it says we can't hold the other responsible for any... mishaps. *_-

thanks GHG!

[globalhostinggroup]

You have my word it is better than a contract
www look at all the test tubes
Wow a vat of acid,

[mikmik]

Hey, hey, hey, HEY, HEY!

'Scuse me.!

I had a full 5 gal. jug of denatured ethanol here 5 minutes ago, and now it is empty.

[Clicken]

GHG, you say...
You have my word it is better than a contract


Who told you that? I think your group is trying to confuse me. The court made it very clear to my attorney, who made it a little clearer to me... Stay away from chemicals, fire and hard drives, (among other things... like the judges bench) that do not belong to me.

Unless I have the pre-written permission/consent letter (prepared by my attorney) , signed and notorized by the respective, responsible owner/owners.

If you are the responsible owner and do not want to sign the consent letter, but want to let me in any way, then at least sign the waiver stating that you have waived your rights as outlined in the fine print contained in the permission letter.

If you are the responsible owner and do not want to sign anything, but still say I can come in, then I will need at least two witnesses who can testify in court that I at least told you about the consent and waiver letters.

If I were thinking for myself, It wouldn't be an issue. But you understand the system... they tell me it's in everyones best interest. I believe them, because they were shouting.

Hurry Hurry, I want to see the tubes, move over, I want to see the acid, but I can not touch it with a ten foot pole. That is what the judge said or something like that.

MikMik,... hicUp, you are just in time... hicUp,... hicUp... what is de...na..hicUP... denatured ethanol?

[ellar]

How is it that I go away for 2 weeks and we move from Paul and Wenwilder sneaking out to go listen to records to chemistry labs for building explosives ... speaking of which Paul if you let Clicken in that lab without signing the waiver we are all leaving the time out corner really fast .. this is for our personal safety you understand.

I think you all need to get out a little more. Maybe GHG will sign us a day pass slip so that you can all go back out into the real world for 8 hours and try to regain your sanity.

[Clicken]

ELLER,

Wash your mouth out with... this stuff. It works better than soap... It's okay... MikMik knows what it is... Then please, never use that 'S' word again... Thank-You!

Oh yeah, missed ya!

And don't worry, I won't touch anything without the professor's permission! *_-

GHG is the one you should be afraid of... He likes loud noises and he knows how to make them!

[wenwilder]

As always I'm back in "time out" Now which corner was mine? Or was there just one? One more thing.... are you supposed to be happy that you're in here? ;)

The good news is - I should be out in time for Samhain!

[Clicken]

If you were not happy about being here when you get here... then just wait! Don't ask me why. All I know is that as long as you are here, you can't get sent to the corner!

I think Mik has gone back to the cellar... he said something about his jug being empty.

As far as everyone else, They either think we are playing hide and seek, or they have split. But one thing is for sure... They will be back, they always come back.;)

^..^
____

[mikmik]

MikMik,... hicUp, you are just in time... hicUp,... hicUp... what is de...na..hicUP... denatured ethanol?

Ish shome kinna ... so you wone *hic*hic*stagger*woohoo!*hic*....

ware wuzh i, Oh ya *hic*, wone dr-dr-dr-have to mucsh *hic* but it dun't wurk *hic* ....

I think it call "'shine" or aka-a-achoo(!) as a.k.a. 190 proofffffff...... *HIC*

It called Vodka ! :O)


The good news is - I should be out in time for Samhain!
Wha-wha-whash thaat "shamhain" mean?*hic*?

Ellar said the bad word, ghg, sir *hic*

Oh, I left my bunshen thing turn on

[ellar]

I am sorry I said the bad word Mr GHG, Sir. I have been away from my corner for far too long and the real world started to intrude into my head. I can only apologise for this and blame it on the bad influence of outsiders.

Mikmik .. have you got any of the good stuff left for me. I think you owe me after getting me in trouble with sir.

I need a drink, dying of thirst and no mouldy pizza left

[globalhostinggroup]

ellar do not let it happen again or you will go on trial.

mikmik what chemicals are you playing with.

Clicken wavers are outlawed by the court in the corner.

Wenwilder your corner was the one that was just hosed out it got a little messy I think it was Jason’s fault.

Sonnie I think you should hypnotize the chicken in the closet.

[Clicken]

GHG,
please be nice to ellar... don't scare our visitors.... they don't HAVE to be here ya no! (esidesbay eway ightmay eednay a ostagehay otay ego... egoch... make a deal with the outsiders.o) < 1 i'd jack


wavers are outlawed by the court in the corner.

What do you have against wavers... they R Nillas, and they are great with... What Was in those tubes?... Did it come from Mik's endatured ethol jug?... Oh know, now I will sound like mikUP...

WOW GHG, I can see your group... tell them to stand still and to stop going around the room... Hey they look like you! are you twins... two sets?... 3!


Oh, I better sit down... Oh, I am! ha, how 'bout that:p I have always enjoyed the Caroc... carros... merry -g0- round! this one is a little fast though... slow it down a bit, everything is starting to blurr...(THUMP)

Oopps, stay off of that horse he buckUp,s!

[mikmik]

Ifay ouyay antway, eway ancay rinkday obalhostinggroupsglay enaturedday ethanolay, kayoay?

[globalhostinggroup]

we are clones

[mikmik]

Look, I found these old test tubes .... MOMMY!!!

[Clicken]

Mik, Scream all you want... but she can't hear you from here!:o)

*o*

The clones are coming... the clones are coming!

Hurry, get in the closet... under the bed... Paul... put a record over your head...

Hey, who ducted tapped the chicken to the wall? Oh. good thinking... it will distract the clones!

[wenwilder]

That is animal cruelty and I protest!!!! I think if anything/one should be taped to the wall it should be Jason Tor because he hasn't been around and he made a mess of my corner, pulled my hair and then shaved me bald! ;)

[esiegel]

That is animal cruelty and I protest!!!! I think if anything/one should be taped to the wall it should be Jason Tor because he hasn't been around and he made a mess of my corner, pulled my hair and then shaved me bald! ;)

Hey wait...I shaved you bald...credit where credit it due please.

[wenwilder]

That's right! Where's the duct tape? Eseigel needs taped to the wall too! ;)

[esiegel]

That's right! Where's the duct tape? Eseigel needs taped to the wall too! ;)

yippppeeeeee!!!!!

[wenwilder]

Well there's one volunteer to be taped to the wall - that was easy. hmm... do I hear two? ;) One is a good start, but two is better.

[mikmik]

I volunteer Paul.

[wenwilder]

Paul? But then he couldn't dance around with records on his head. He makes for great free entertainment. How he accomplishes the spin and twist without the record falling off is definately something to see! ;)

[paulhiles]

Paul? But then he couldn't dance around with records on his head. He makes for great free entertainment. How he accomplishes the spin and twist without the record falling off is definately something to see! ;)
Why thankyou Wen.... and all this time I thought you were embarassed by my record spinning antics! The secret is applying sufficient styling gel and moulding wax!

Grease is the word.. is the word, is the word :o)

[Clicken]

no, no, no...

Save the duct tape, we will need it... I have a plan *_-

when the clones start coming we can stretch the tape across the room. When they get to the tape they will be stuck... the person holding this end runs around this way, and the person holding the other end runs around that way. After a few winds we can tape them to the wall!

Paul, you will be the bait... stand across the room... with the record over your head and this... light bulb in your mouth... DO NOT BLINK! They will think you are the lamp and when they go across the room to turn you on, ZIP! BAM! ZIKES!... we will have them!

urntay ethay ightslay utoay eforebay eythay reaay erehay!

<edit>I will stand outside the door... when I give the signal... you know what to do!</edit>

[Clicken]

Wait... it's just me... I had another idea... cuz I don't want to be OUT THERE... I coated the floor with some of that hair gel and molding styling stuff.

When they get close to the door, we will know they are here when we hear them fall down.

I also put some on the door knob so they can't turn it!

*_-

[paulhiles]

Not sure I'm happy being the bait.. for one thing I might attract the wrong crowd! :o)

How about having Wen as the bait instead? With her shaven head (courtesy of eseigel) she even looks a bit like a light bulb!

http://66.100.119.107/images/wenbald.gif

See!!

Quick Clicken! I think I hear footsteps coming!

[wenwilder]

Paullllll you go and say that even after I said nice things about you? That is it I'm not talking to you any more :p You'll have to find someone new to hand you records.

[paulhiles]

Eeek! Erm.. Hi Wen! :o)

Thinks... quick Paul, think of something nice to say!

You know Wen.. maybe you don't look like a light bulb after all. Sinead O'Connor maybe?
Ouch! Wen!! that hurt!

No need to smash a record over my head!!
K.C & the Sunshine band??

Oh no.. that was one of my faves too!

[esiegel]

bulb after all. Sinead O'Connor maybe?
now THAT was just low.

[globalhostinggroup]

Ohh boy I just got some great results…
Humm.. ohhh
I lost my train of thoughts.
What is going on here?
Maybe we should have some treats.
Hey no misbehaving just because I’m distracted ehh….

[mikmik]

K.C & the Sunshine band??

.00001 milliseconds.

That is how long it took for the song 'Get Down Tonight' to insert itself into an endless loop in my mind and now I cannot get rid of it.

Wen, if you find any more like that, give it to the clones, they will commit suicide on their own.



Paulhiles, Esq., get to some hard rock, quick man!

[mikmik]

Oh ya, if you rub Clicken on your head you can stick her to the wall with static electricity. No need to waste duct tape ;0]

[Clicken]

Sorry I'm late, but I had to find my special glasses... they make the clones invisible to me (what I can't see can't hurt me): Sorry about the mess in the hall... it should be dry by now.

i ALSO, had to go to the files (chill) to get this:
*** List of Time-Out Offenders ***

NUMBER ONE: esiegel- pulled wens hair too hard!
NUMBER ONE: esiegel- just for good measure!
NUMBER ONE: esiegel- for playing with dolls!
NUMBER ONE: esiegel- singing out of key!
NUMBER ONE: esiegel- for smiling... no sign of remorse!


NUMBER TWO: Jenath- one too many repeats! (count them... 30!)
NUMBER TWO: Jenath- for smiling... no sign of remorse!

NUMBER THREE: paulhiles- using esiegel's work without proper consent!
NUMBER THREE: paulhiles- hiding in the shadows... calling out bad names... shady character!
NUMBER THREE: paulhiles- breaking good records with his head.
NUMBER THREE: paulhiles- made wen stick out her tongue.
NUMBER THREE: paulhiles- just for good measuure... to make wen feel better
NUMBER THREE: paulhiles- because I had to go to the files!:p

Mik, I'm all for treats and fun... but if you rub me on your head you will get a head ache!:o) Believe me, it happens to misterscreenjeans all the time! *_-

GHG, you should let your group do your work and you should just look at this mess... It looks like... A Party Was Going On Here! Records are getting broken, hard rocks are in the air and they are as heavy as metal... driving me nuUts... but I like it , like it, yes I dooooooo!... Oh, Oh, Oh,...

I Am IRONMAN...
*o*

Can you ping pong to the beat?:

[paulhiles]

Hey! How come I got reprimanded six times?? What did I do that.. erm... anyone else not done wrong? (best Southern US accent I could muster)

I knows I likes K.C. & the Sunshine band.. but there's no harm in that, is there? On balance I think I prefer Muse and Placebo... but they never recorded a cover of "That's the way uh huh, uh huh, I like it.. uh huh, uh huh!"

[Clicken]

NUMBER THREE: paulhiles- breaking good records with his head.


Do you get to be a Mod by doing things in a small way?... Nothing less than the mosted honored position on the Time Out Offenders List for our most admired leader.0)

As for the rest of you... Just give me a reason, come on Make My Day... (Are Ya Feeling Lucky?:)

What am I saying, I do not like the files... (chills):

Alright then, just be that way. OK I will! humph. Humph! Stop it! You Stop it!

Sshhh, I can't hear the music... Here, put on this FogHat... We'll take a 'Slow Ride' to London!

TAKE IT EASY!

[mikmik]

paulhiles...playing disco.. mind control.. putting on polyester clothing.... laser light ...alcohol ...mirror ball ...


...no... must ...resist ...I'm in the groove ....the rythym is right ... slow ride ... easy... ...now jeans ...muscle shirt ... lasers ...ale ... smoke machine ...

my ... mind .. not ... my ... own ... *gasp* ... splintering ... *%# ... !R-I-I-I-P-P-P-!!

....*POP!

Hi, my name is Mike Lone LOL

Oh, haha, a message is typing across my brain :
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.


Haha, I am not a Lone, I am Mike Lone haha.
Another message: Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together


We have assumed control: Rush, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Carl Zwanzig

..............*~POOOF~*


Y-a-a-w-w-n-n-nnnnnn ... My, what a strange dream I just had :O)

[esiegel]

NUMBER ONE: esiegel- for playing with dolls!
NUMBER ONE: esiegel- singing out of key!


it's not a doll...it's an ACTION FIGURE.

and, if you had ever heard me you would know, it's so far off key...you can't even call it singing.

[paulhiles]

We have assumed control: Rush, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Carl Zwanzig
Who says it was a dream Mik?
"Attention all Planets of the Solar Federation, we have assumed control. We have assumed control!"
(Rush - "2112" for those unfortunates not to have heard the album)

Mik, do you remember that sweet acoustic interval where they discover the guitar near a waterfall .. that was one of the very first pieces I learnt all those years ago! :o)

And another thing Mik... what are you wearing? Eegads! Somebody call the fashion police!! ;o)

[Clicken]

esiegel, I'm begining to think you did this just so I would have to go back to the files (chill)... I don't want to But I will!


esiegel QUOTES:
1.let's all sing...
Here's the story...of a lovely lady...who was bringing up 3 very lovely girls....

2.here you go...I dolled it up a little...if you don't mind.



paulhiles:
"Attention all Planets of the Solar Federation, we have assumed control. We have assumed control!"
(Rush - "2112" for those unfortunates not to have heard the album)

How can you not hear it?... Rush is Soooo loud!... everything in the universe can hear it!... at least once... then you can't hear a thing until the ringing stops... if it ever stops... gotta go ... I hear the phone... or is it the door bell?

[wenwilder]

it's not a doll...it's an ACTION FIGURE.


I hear that same arguement from my son when I talk about his 'dolls' or 'barbie dolls'. Must be a male thing. Yes, I know they're G.I. Joe's, but they still look like DOLLS to me!

[mikmik]

paul, I was just about to try to learn
Mik, do you remember that sweet acoustic interval where they discover the guitar near a waterfall .. that was one of the very first pieces I learnt all those years ago!

The 'Soliloquey' was one of my first, all those years ago - "The sleep is still in my eyes, the dream is still in my head.."
Another haunting and lucious interval, and then it gets LOUD :O)

It is used to psych up the G.I. dolls before battle.

I bet with Eisegal as lead singer, and the rest of us as the band, we could prove a formidable opponent to good music everywhere.

[paulhiles]

I bet with Eisegal as lead singer, and the rest of us as the band, we could prove a formidable opponent to good music everywhere.
Hey don't forget eseigel's "doll" Mik! We need it for balance right? Spinal Tap watch out.. we're gunnin' fer ya! :o)

[globalhostinggroup]

Humm where am I
I think I bumped my head
What is going on here

[Clicken]

Oh GHG, that bump is your head!

mikmik says...
I bet with Eisegal as lead singer, and the rest of us as the band, we could prove a formidable opponent to good music everywhere.

I bet... that's a good bet!

I can... doooo wap wap... huh? what do ya think... oh,...

paul says...
Hey don't forget eseigel's "doll" Mik! We need it for balance right? Spinal Tap watch out.. we're gunnin' fer ya! :o)

Does this mean I can have a hoola hoop... they make that swooshing sound ya know... It will go good with Eisegal's doll when it wets and cries!

*o*

[mikmik]

What shall we call our 'retro' band?

Who gets to do the tambourine solo while the rest of us leave the stage for a drink and a smoke?

[Clicken]

mikmik asked...
Who gets to do the tambourine solo while the rest of us leave the stage for a drink and a smoke?

I know a monkey who will play for bananas!


If we must have a name for the group (i think band is a little misleading:) Consider something like... CORNERED.... CORNBREAD... IN TIME OUT... CORNTIME...


We need songs (misleading)... call them a ditty, number, piece, refrain, strain or tune to descibe it best...


The name of the Album... 'Cornered - No Way Out'

<edit> Another cover title to consider...

Cracked Up Corner... reverse that!

Also, Chimp wants bananas AND AA batteries for his side kick that plays the symbols</edit>

[globalhostinggroup]

Well I am fixing my computer today so no more getting away with anything while I’m going through withdrawals.

I have hired some people to come in here and install division walls so there are more corners too many people are wandering around

The chicken is in the custom corner coop now

People who want to lessen their sentence can help with clean-up duties

The windows are being sealed off and the cellar is being boarded off

[Clicken]

GHG... LOOK OVER THERE...


(while GHG is looking over there... I will through the confetti up there!)

LOOK GHG it is snowing in color!

[globalhostinggroup]

Ahh colored snow
I think I’m going to have a seizure….

[mikmik]

I want one too!

[esiegel]

What shall we call our 'retro' band?
the last band I was in was a last minute (read as: no practice...give me those drum sticks) entry into a student (lack of) talent show...

3 of us teachers jumped on stage and billed ourselves as the A.B. Dick Spirit Master Unit.

Let's see how many of you are old enough (and observent enough) to know where that came from.