The break CORNER time out!

[MarcieZoob]

just a can of SPAM.


Whazzup with the Spam? Maybe I'm having another blonde moment but, um, I think you posted in THE BREAK ROOM.

He must be a fan of Britney Spears. Oops he did it again. :)

I've seen U2 twice in concert - you're in for the time of your life!

[SnerdeyWebs]

I can't wait!

My Kid is flipping out!

My wife thinks I'm nuts.. Even before the tickets!

Thinking about driving over and stopping in Vegas for a couple of days. It's turning into one heck of a vaction already.

Big Bus and 100's of gallons of fuel.. hmm, must be worth it!

I shall start packing the spider cages now.. we will need many to help us get to the front row!

[Clicken]

Snerdey?

Did you say you want some SPAM?

Marcie,... U2?


P.S.

Snerdey, hide the nut cracker!

[Clicken]

I just couldn't help my self... wait... I did help my self!

GHG, Sorry but I lost one of your balls, it was... out of sight!... It went out in a flare!

http://www.toronto.at/ball.JPG


Well,... they were just sitting there. I didn't think you would mind. We'll ask Snerdey for more. Snerdey's got more balls than anyone! He's probably got more balls than I've seen in my whole life. (!)

(!) Have you ever wanted to go into that ball pen at the playground, but it just wasn't your size. These snerdey balls would make a great playpen for bigger people. Can you see it?... Hello?:

[ctabuk]

This thread is full of balls, mind you having watched England play France at the weekend (Rugby Football)I think we could have used Snerdey as a secret weapon!

[Jason Tor]

WOW! I can't believe this thread is:

Still Going...

http://www.algobot.com/images/bunny.gif


Jason Tor

[ctabuk]

The old jokes are the best

This poor girl was driven to dispair and was about to jump from the Golden Gate, a sailor driving his car, saw her and screeched to a halt and grabbed her just in time, he told her that he was sailing to Europe that night and he could smuggle her aboard and feed her, and she could start a new life in Europe. She agreed and he stowed her in a lifeboat. Every night he visited her - feed her and they made love. After two weeks the Captain was doing a routine check and he found her, she explained that she had been smuggled on board and was on her way to Europe and that she was being screwed by a sailor. The Captain said 'I'll say your getting screwed, your'e on a floating casino'

[globalhostinggroup]

humm where did i put my ray gun?
ctabuk did you take it i really nead to zap something.
ohhh Jason suprized to see you here

[SnerdeyWebs]

Don't give it too him!! He's going to zap my Snerdey Balls in order to test the super space bounce they have!

Oohh the humanity of it all!

[ctabuk]

Here it is GHG www.toyraygun.com
Now go zapp snerdey!

[MarcieZoob]

OK, why are the European ray guns so much bigger than ours? Now I'm nervous....

[SnerdeyWebs]

LOL .. weird seeing an old website that has 37 backlinks and no pr whatsoever.

I used to have a ray gun. I bet you made this page with my ray gun you got from my backyard when you time warped back to my childhood!

Dude, save yourself and go sell it on the big e!

[SnerdeyWebs]

OK, why are the European ray guns so much bigger than ours? Now I'm nervous....

Don't be.. it's because they can't hit a target so they just zap the whole 9 yards.. only one problem it's always the wrong yard!

[MarcieZoob]

Oh, I see, not much for sharp-shooters in the UK, eh? Thanks for the explanation, I can rest easy now

[Jason Tor]

global,
Do you like yourself as the energizer bunny? I seriously can't believe this topic is still going. Catch me up real quick so I dont have to read 20 something odd pages.

Jason Tor

P.S. And where is Wen Brady?
P.S.S. And what's with the ray gun, I want one!
P.S.S.S. I just wanted to use P.S.S.S at least once.

[ctabuk]

LOL .. weird seeing an old website that has 37 backlinks and no pr whatsoever.

I used to have a ray gun. I bet you made this page with my ray gun you got from my backyard when you time warped back to my childhood!

Dude, save yourself and go sell it on the big e!

Yes and it was NUMBER ONE on Google, I feel a new debate coming on, Hi Jason!!!! He will know

[Jason Tor]

Here's my ray gun:

http://www.algobot.com/images/SD.gif

ctabuk I'm suffering from the google blues LMAO!

Jason Tor

[SnerdeyWebs]

[quote=SnerdeyWebs]LOL .. weird seeing an old website that has 37 backlinks and no pr whatsoever.

Yes and it was NUMBER ONE on Google, I feel a new debate coming on, Hi Jason!!!! He will know

HEHE, no I was like how's that possible? Sometimes the Google makes my head spin.

Nice ray gun!

[ctabuk]

I've had a law suit filed on me, some hot shot Lawyer from Chicago has issued a writ against me on behalf of his client Mr Raymond Gunn.Apparantly he is not too keen on having his name used in this forum. I told him the truth and that my name really is GlobalHostingGroup he's on his way to Toronto.

[globalhostinggroup]

why don't i rember this
http://www.toronto.at/meandbill.jpg

[ctabuk]

Clever sod, answer your Pm, next week it's revenge time

[globalhostinggroup]

i allready did with a step by step photo guide

[globalhostinggroup]

wate a minut is that a ball

http://www.toronto.at/lookmeandbill.jpg

[SnerdeyWebs]

Printed and Framed!

LOL - I thought the 1st photo was awesome as well. But the Ray Gun and Ball are a nice touch!

I will be laughing all day!

[SnerdeyWebs]

What's he got in his hand.. is that a Zoob Bar?

Is he trying to whisper something in your ear?

[globalhostinggroup]

yeh me an bill go way back ;)

[ctabuk]

Thanks Global.Very kind offer,I've got another URL but I can't find it!! I'll get it sorted.

[globalhostinggroup]

lol you lost a url hehehe
wait i think i did that

[ctabuk]

It's round here somewhere, lurking waiting, I'll go through my e-mails for last year.

[globalhostinggroup]

where oh where is my url
where oh where is my url
where oh where is my url
where can my url be...

yes you can tell i have kids if you have them

[SnerdeyWebs]

where oh where is my url
where oh where is my url
where oh where is my url
where can my url be...

yes you can tell i have kids if you have them

Of Course!!

But it's ..

Oh where,, oh where,, is my URL?
I searched the world over,
and checked everwhere...
even looked in my rear.. view mirror.

Oh where,, oh where,, is my URL?
I searched the world over,
and checked everwhere...
I think I know where it is now.

Oh where,, oh where,, is my URL?
I searched the world over,
and checked everwhere...
I looked at the celing and knew all a long.
It's right next to,, my old,, thonggggggg.

Hmm... I need more coffee =)

[SnerdeyWebs]

Now, what I want to know is why is his thong stuck to the celing?

[globalhostinggroup]

i was off on a bear in the house tangent.

[SnerdeyWebs]

i was off on a bear in the house tangent.

LOL .. I was talking about ctabuk

[Jason Tor]

I want to know why a "HE" is wearing a thong in the first place?

[globalhostinggroup]

SSHHHHHH
who told you that

[SnerdeyWebs]

I want to know why a "HE" is wearing a thong in the first place?

My thoughts exactly..

[ctabuk]

Right you lot, I have got out of bed on the thong side this morning. I'm singing a happy thong, in fact thongs ain't what they used to be. Watched King Thong this morning it reminded me of my Johnny Castaway screensaver when the pirates drive him up his palm and attack him in tiny planes. Now who have you have still got Johnny Castaway?

[Jason Tor]

I'm sorry man, I had to do it.


http://www.algobot.com/images/thong.gif

Jason Tor

[ctabuk]

That's ok, you got GHG not me, and actually I've got more muscles than that guy (Lumberjack for years)

[Jason Tor]

I posted this already, but I personally like Global as the energizer bunny:

http://www.algobot.com/images/bunny.gif

This has to be one of my favorites.

Jason Tor

[ctabuk]

What time is it over there? Normally I don't get chats in until about 2pm UK time.

[Jason Tor]

It is at this very moment 3:20am, Friday.

How far ahead are you?

[ctabuk]

10.30 am Friday - and we are cross talking in two threads, must be a record.

[MarcieZoob]

I like GHG as the Energizer Bunny, he does keep things going. He may not want everyone to know how HOT he is, he'd never be able to keep up with his PMs.

[ctabuk]

So Marcie, how many have you sent him??????

[MarcieZoob]

Before the thong photo = 0
After thong photo = Lost count...

[MarcieZoob]

ctabuk tried to hold onto his reign as Lumberjack King...

http://www.zoobart.com/webpro_jack.jpg

[Jason Tor]

LOL Marcie, I WIN!!!

Jason Tor

[SnerdeyWebs]

That's tooooo funny!

WTG Tor!

[ctabuk]

Spash! I hope I don't drown.Glug glug

[Jason Tor]

I'm going to curl up in my corner and go to sleep now.
Jason Tor

[MarcieZoob]

Jason deserves a nap after that awesome display of lumberjack skill. I'm sure ctabuk can swing a mean axe, though....

Hmmm.

[globalhostinggroup]

what is going on in here
i tur my back for a second and everything is going crazy

[SnerdeyWebs]

oohhhh.. you should never turn your back on us!

hehe

[globalhostinggroup]

humm.....
look at what i found'
http://www.toronto.at/strong.jpg

[ctabuk]

And we did not get a wink of sleep - Marcie you were sensational!!!!

[MarcieZoob]

ctabuk, I can see where those Lumberjack days have paid off, you hunk-o-tan flesh.

Be warned - I can lift any man over my head...

[globalhostinggroup]

wow what a cupple

[SnerdeyWebs]

OMG.. Check out the new Thong!

[SnerdeyWebs]

Zoob!!!

Thanks for the Freebie!!

It's Don'o Approved! ( My cat's name is Domino )

[globalhostinggroup]

what happened to the ball?
humm....
i think i'm dizzy

[SnerdeyWebs]

I guess it rolled off the podium.. aawwwww

The ray gun too?

[SnerdeyWebs]

Zoob!!!

Thanks for the Freebie!!

It's Don'o Approved! ( My cat's name is Domino )

Ahh.. Photo was missing.

Here it is...

http://www.snerdey.com/fun/dono.gif

[MarcieZoob]

I love it! Isn't everything a cat toy?

Thx for sharing. :)

[SnerdeyWebs]

Yes, my shirts, sheets, towels, curtains, laundry basket, old boxes, arm chairs, last drops of coffee.. just about everything!

Don'o is a girl kitty.. and she is full of it!

[ctabuk]

To Snerdey, NO there is only one person in your household who 'Is full of it'. hehe

[globalhostinggroup]

humm...
heay where did bill go?

[globalhostinggroup]

Did you ever sing with your eyes closed while standing on your head backwards playing a kazoo?

[ctabuk]

No but I bet you've got a picture of me doing it!

[globalhostinggroup]

mabie

[MarcieZoob]

You better share...I'm in need of a good giggle.

[ctabuk]

NEW NAME MVP Corner!!!!!!lol

[SnerdeyWebs]

Cheers! .. Have some Shrimp on the bar-be!

[globalhostinggroup]

owww mvp now wow

[SnerdeyWebs]

ok, let's turn the page... 24 is just around the corner.. =)

[globalhostinggroup]

corner what corner we don need no stinking corners

[SnerdeyWebs]

I know.. how strange that I would mention a corner.. what was I thinking?

[globalhostinggroup]

have i bean brain washed?

[paulhiles]

have i bean brain washed?
Very difficult to tell... there's so little to go on!

[globalhostinggroup]

0000

where did i go

[wenwilder]

Is this how "Lost in Space" came about? ;)

[SnerdeyWebs]

"Danger" Will Robinson.. "Danger" <Flashing Red Lights> "Danger"! There are many 0000 out there without meaning.

[globalhostinggroup]

OMG wenwilder

wow i thought you broke out of here a while agoe

[MarcieZoob]

Bloop bloop.

[wenwilder]

I keep escaping only to be pulled back into the fray and insanity. Which is much more interesting than the sanity of day to day life. If it wasn't for wpw I'd really prefer to be lost in space without shews ;)

[MarcieZoob]

Lost in Space was one of my faves after school - I loved Doctor Smith (the pain, the pain) and of course Debbie the alien monkey (bloop bloop).

[globalhostinggroup]

speaking of witch where are my shews

[SnerdeyWebs]

Space the Final Frontier.. why it's it the final? Are they all going to die or something?

Bleeep Bleeep Buzzzzz Bloop

KRIK: Spock.. what does it say?

SPOCK: Bleeep Bleeep Buzzzzz Blop!

KIRK: No, I mean.. What.. Does.. It.. Mean.

SPOCK: It' means " GET FLASHED AT SNERDEY WEBS"!

KIRK: We must go there.. I know that sector.

SPOCK: No we must not go there.. it's forbiden.

KIRK: Why, why.. do.. they.. do.. this.. to.. us?

SPOCK: They have replied... Because we can.

KIRK: I want my Flash!

SPOCK: Incoming message..

KIRK: What.. is.. Say?

SPOCK: Bleeep Bleeep Buzzzzz Blop!

KIRK: OMG.. It's.. Space SPAM! Activate Shields!

SPOCK: Someone is beaming abord.. it's too late.

KIRK: Oh No.. we have all been FLASHED!

I hope you enjoyed the show.. please deposit 25 cents for the next chapter.

Bleep Bleeep Buzzzzzz Blop!

[MarcieZoob]

...trying to hack into Snerdy's broadcast...I must know how it ends...

BLOOP BLOOP

[SnerdeyWebs]

SPOCK: Security team to the Transformer.

KIRK: We must not hurt them.

SPOCK: Attention all members of the crew.

SPOCK: Set phasers on Stun.

KIRK: Oh my.. what have we done?

SCOTTY: Captian, we can't stay here much longer!

KIRK: Why.. what's wrong?

SCOTTY: Something is draining our energy shields!

SPOCK: Captain Look Behind You!

KIRK: OMG .. It's the BORG!

KIRK: Get us outta here!

SCOTTY: It's not working. Something is stopping us!

SPOCK: It's the tracking codes. They are scanning us!

KIRK: We must stop them!

SPOCK: The BORG have stopped and vanished?

SPOCK: In comming message.. from deep space 9 1/2

DS91/2: Warning don't accept message "Bleeep Bleep"

Will they make it out alive? What is that flashing on the top of the Enter-Prize? Who beamed abord? What is happening to space spam controls? Is this the end?

Stay tuned..

Gotta go get the kid at school.. have fun!

Snerdey

[ctabuk]

I think the whole lot of you are stark staring bonkers.

But I like it

[MarcieZoob]

Reminds me of my favorite episode of Ren and Stimpy called "Space Madness"...

<insert eerie music here>

[Clicken]

O Kay!

I've got my container of water and glitter...

Ready for Transport!... let me just stirr it up real good... there. Hurry before it stops.

[ctabuk]

First we have to get rid of Mods, apart from Paul - Jawn and the rest, but apart from them, are we agreed NO MODS? Then we have to elect a leader, someone with integrity, someone with style and panache, someone who can bind us all together, someone who can fight the Borg, someone who can find a home for Snerdey - where he can sleep at nights, not frightened to hide his face. There is only one person who can unite the clans, fight the oppressor, do battles in galaxies far from our home, someone we all know and love deeper than having a good blow out on a Saturday night.
I give you our new leader, the one, the only, AHHHH Attacked by a virus, GlobalHostingGroup has taken ctabuk's thread, and have agreed that AHHHHHHHHHHH, I've been attacked too, Clicken here, I know exactly who ctabuk meant and I'm not afraid to tell, it's X

[MarcieZoob]

Me? Is it me? Is it, huh, is it is it?

[MarcieZoob]

I'm ready for my tour of duty:

http://www.zoobart.com/webpro_princess.jpg

[Clicken]

Marcie voluntered to be it... Cool! Just in the nick of time too!

The transporter should work this time. I have replaced the water with jello but I didn't chill it to set. When I attach the aligator clips I got from misterscreenjeans to these metal rods which hang over into the jello and switch the AC adapter box on, the charged particles of jello should keep the glitter moving. If not then well try turning up the juice. (9volts (whatever that is) may not be enough.)

[globalhostinggroup]

http://www.toronto.at/hehehe.jpg

[ctabuk]

Gee thanks GHG that's done my image a whole lot of good, Marcie, help!

[globalhostinggroup]

what i thought you'd like it

[globalhostinggroup]

http://www.toronto.at/swe1.jpg

[ctabuk]

Am I the little bleeder, sory typo error, will not correct!! New software.
Start again Am I the little leader?

[globalhostinggroup]

hugh/?

[ctabuk]

Ok Hugh's the leader? You Hugh

[globalhostinggroup]

there was a leader?

[paulhiles]

LOL!! Clicken need to keep an eye on where she's pointing that Light Saber! :o)

Hugh's on first?

Paul

[ctabuk]

This thread has degenerated into 'obscure ineptness' It has been mentioned in DMOZ -'Have you seen what they do at WPW lately, they have a breakroom and there is this awful thread by someone or something called Global Hosting Group, even the Moderators participate' I agree. GHG designed this thread as a corner for us to stand in, when we had done something mischievious, then it is to here that we should be sent.

All these stories like 'The Phantom Pisser'have no place here, but for those of you that have forgotten it, here it is again.
Every morning teacher walked into class only to find a puddle of urine in front of the blackboard 'Who did this?' She would bellow. Fits of laughter came from the class of 5 year olds. 'Right class, I am going to close my eye's and whoever has been doing this must write their name on the blackboard whilst the rest of you close your eyes, he or she will then not have to stand in the corner (thread related, clever aye what!) but will have to post at WPW for a whole day. All the kids scampered forwards, NO that did not happen - they all started to cry 'Oh No they've got [Mod Edit] as a moderator, he eats children, I read it at in my comic'. 'NO, and they change your faces, no, not FAECES Robert'and so on. Anyway the kids all close their eyes, as does teacher. The teacher heard chalk scratching on the blackboard and the noise of someone returning to their seat. She opened her eyes and realised someone had peed down her legs and there on the board was written 'The phantom pisser strikes again'

Now this is more like a post for this thread, it is subject related, full of bullsh*t, sorry, 'Content' and is DMOZ friendly, because if there is one thing DMOZ Editors are used to reading, it is bullsh*t.

Thank you, send your cash to GHG

[globalhostinggroup]

In actual effect this is the true embodiment of the break corner time out.
It serves as a double edged blade on one side it is a break corner a place to take a brake or a time out from work or life or whatever. When having a break you can laugh joke or be silly because it is your break.
Now the other side of the sword is the juvenile punishment for wrong doings, misbehavior, or social injustice even misconduct. This is a puerile form of punishment witch involves physically facing a corner not moving or talking for the duration of your sentence. Now one key point is you cannot control the mind in a time out in both cases it is free to wander and explore. This corner is an outlet for anti commercialism for unique thought and creativities are anything but commercial and weather a relaxing break or a punishment the mind is freed for those fleeting moments from our modern society.

[ctabuk]

Actually Global, we used to get sent into the corner at my Junior School, not at Senior, In fact the realy funny thing was my primary School was totally unique, I'm giving my age away here, but I think young so who cares. The year was 1955 and I was 6, the School was Cryers Hill in Buckinghamshire. One of the pupils Martyn Webster is the guy who updates my pages once a week. We met through friendsreunited 4 years ago. Our Headmisress was Cornelia Snell, the school only had 100 pupils and 4 classrooms. Cornelia loved Gin and Tonic and Craven A cigarettes, she participated in both during lessons. I am not Joking. We had a School Dog named Lady and when I or any other kid got sent to the corner, Lady would wander over and you could play with her! Martyn and I did a IT book on this. You can still see it through www.archive.org and type in the w bit followed by webbersandcastle.com.

[SnerdeyWebs]

Bleep Bleeep Bloop Bleep Buzz Beezip.
Bleep Bleeep Bloop Bleep Buzz Beezip.

KIRK: Spock! .. What does it mean?

SCOTTY: He's not here Captain, he is not onboard!

KIRK: Activate Shields!

Lt.GLOBALHG: Activated Sir!

KIRK: Transponder room! Lt. Mod.. What happened?

LT.CLICKEN: The message means..

Lt. MOD: We have been invaded by The GHG's!

KIRK: Who are you people and what have your done?

Lt. GLOBALHG: We have removed your host and Spock!

KIRK: But, Why? Why.. why have you done this??

Lt. CLICKEN: OMG it's the StarShip US ZOOB!

KIRK: On Screen! This is Capt. Kirk!

Capt. Zoob: Don't open the message Bleep Bloop!

Red Coat ctabuk: Capt. Zoob we are being scanned!

Capt. Zoob: Activate The Rainbow Shields!


Was Capt. Zoob too late? Who beamed abord? Where is Spock? We all know what happenes to the crew members who wear red. Will Red Coat Ctabuk put in for a transfer? What was in the message Lt. Clicken was reading?

Find out in our next episode!

[globalhostinggroup]

who eat the balonie

[Clicken]

Gullible eat balony then left message...


i 8 1 4 u 2

[globalhostinggroup]

ohhh that is so kind of you to do that 4 me

[MarcieZoob]

a b c d guppies?

l m n o guppies!

o s a r guppies

c m p n?

[globalhostinggroup]

all me images are down while i shift me domains around ahhh what a pain

[ctabuk]

Snerdey Doo,

Spock - You have something large in your pocket Captain.
Bones. Don't worry Spock, Jim knows he's going to have it off.He does in every episode.

Red Coat? I'm confused

[MarcieZoob]

http://www.zoobart.com/webpro_spaceballs.jpg

[SnerdeyWebs]

OMG Zoob!.. That's funny!

Red Coats never make it to the end of the show.. put in for a transfer! ... get it?

LOL / just messing with ya!

[ctabuk]

Marcie, the BEST EVER, sorry GHG, you are on catch up.
Snerdey Doo, well it's better than Scooby Doo, in the UK Redcoats work for Butlins Holiday Camps. It was our RedCoats that tried to retake the USA, hey that's a good idea. Dear Tony Blair, please send lots of troops with guns and things and invade the USA. Your friend Snerdey
ps I hope Cherrie's face soon heals

[MarcieZoob]

I hope greeneagle doesn't kill me... he might not be keen on being portrayed as a fembot.

Oh dear I'm still laughing...

[ctabuk]

Don't worry about Greeneagle, worry about his brother. It's been really nice knowing you Marcie.

[Clicken]

Yeah Marcie, don't worry about eagle... He would
NEVER be caught in the corner!

[globalhostinggroup]

ahh haaaaa
there my pics are all swiched over

[Jason Tor]

That's hilarious Marcie!

There is another photoshop contest with an image of daisy duke:

http://www.webproworld.com/viewtopic.php?t=40834

I put my quick(poorly done) image up there. I'm going to put up another, help get it going!

Jason Tor

[ctabuk]

I've totally lost my memory, I know I had it yesterday, it's got to be around here somewhere, it was clicken and that damned light saber, she pinched the time machine, walked into my office as bold as brass and zapped me with it, she doesn't laugh, she just cackled and said 'I've waited months to do that'Then she just vanished and took away my memory, could someone tell me what this thread is about please. Many thanks, yours, who am I?

[MarcieZoob]

You were probably going too fast in that flying Winnebago of yours and hit some kind of time warp. Probably left what little was left of your mind and memory back in the other galaxy.

You might want to stay on Clicken's good side, looks like she carries a big stick...a big HOT stick. Ouch.

[ctabuk]

She doesn't frighten me, but you do!!

[MarcieZoob]

What scares you - the height? the gun? the black belt? the heels?

[ctabuk]

None of those,I have just heard a few things from here and there, like the time you threw some guy in the Bay for smiling at you, or the time you took a bucket of whitewash and tipped it over a pigeon and simply said 'your turn'. Little things like that.

[MarcieZoob]

I swear you have a telescope trained on me, you know everything! I realized the guy was old hubbie after it was too late and that other incident was not the whitefish I was after, if ya know whaddimean.

(I hope you're keeping a journal of your stories and thoughts, you are very clever!)

[Jason Tor]

Hey is anyone going to get in on this photoshop contest? Check it out, we need some funny stuff!

http://www.webproworld.com/viewtopic.php?t=40834

Jason Tor

[MarcieZoob]

Well, I envisioned Daisy Duke as a glass-ceiling type of woman....

[globalhostinggroup]

ahhhh i'll pass i can't bring myself to do it....
....
where am i again....
...
.
ohhh off topic i had a great meating today but the nondiscloshure form (dam thing) prevents me from sharing my wonderfull newsall i can say i good things on the horizon well for me anyway ....
um....
...
.
ohh i hope i can say that er....
theas legal fourms make my dizzy
than and staying up for 48 hours to cram in a deadline for a presentation to a undisclosed poentiantial client...
i think i can say that much..
...
well it is time for me to jump up and down and run around in circles ..
..
weeee.. weeee... horay....
too sleepy to spell check...
weeeeee....
...
ok now that i have rejoyced for a poential trimphuf i must sit down for i feel dizzy..
the room is spining and i cannot reach my corrner of soloutude...
...
super man what a nut,.
...i thought there for i not.
....
the room is still spinning but energy still rising..cant stop myslef must run and jump...
....
weeee.... weeee....weeewee...
..
ok ok
wach out for ctabuk he is king of his castel le el le ...
...
i'm not shure this was from the meeting or from something i ate that food from the lunch truck did feeel kinda fuzzy for steak.. or was it chiken ?
...
...
...

[ctabuk]

Funny things are happening, strange things are about to evolve, the time warp is nearly here, Toronto is about to merge with Lincolnshire and you will all see what you will see, old friends and new friends, will Hawkmoon, Oladahn and d'Averc continue their search for Yisselda and Count Brass? (lost you, or have I?)Oh, stand by the ruins of the last temple of Arioch and behold ye a new dawn, all is to be revealed, but when? Look to the West then search for new direction, not yet on any compass! It is nearly here!
Oh have I said too much, will the Lords of Chaos hear me and bring the Runestaff down to smite me?

[Clicken]

Wow, Jason finally came out of the guest room and he brought Daisy... oOooo (hehe) (wave;)

ctabuk... Are you sure your memory is in the right way? You're just asking for it and I'd have a mind to set with you but you're tooooo close to smitten for me to lose it now.

Or maybe you've been hanging around with globalhosting'sgroup again? I shoulda taken you out when I had the chance... Perhaps, Chaos will miss you, then we can set things straight once and for all.

Hey Marcie I've been needing a model to try out this laser saber curling wand... I was thinking... daisies... and glasses and... ceiling? oOooo hehe!


LOOK...

GHG is beside himself!

[globalhostinggroup]

where did i put my mouse?
i hate alt tab.
ahhh darn wierless thing.
hey it's moveing by itself?
wwoooo

[ctabuk]

The cat ate it!

[Clicken]

Darn cat is outta the bag again...


HERE KITTY KITTY!

HERE KITTY KITTY!

[globalhostinggroup]

where is that cat?

[MarcieZoob]

Me and the cat went on a little excursion to visit the Easter Bunny. We're back now......

[globalhostinggroup]

eye eye need mye mouse

[MarcieZoob]

Oops I think my boa ate your mouse...can you use the keyboard instead?

[ctabuk]

This thread is verging on the ridiculous - but I love it. Marcie, I e mailed you, have you forsaken me, my heart is broken, I cannot go on, I'm going to jump weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[wenwilder]

This thread is verging on the ridiculous ...

And this is different than any other thread in here? ;)

[globalhostinggroup]

whst? a

where am i

[Clicken]

Catz Up, it's Wen,...

You couldn't resist the Kat Kalls, eh ?: Or are you hiding?... Maybe you are looking for somebody, or something. Did you want to use the Laser Saber Curling Wand? Hmmm,... Maybe you were just naughty, as hard as that is to see.

Agh

The cat is after GHG's tongue!

[globalhostinggroup]

this all seems vaugly familuar to me ...
oh yes i am a time travler from the past greetings earth future people.

[wenwilder]

If tomorrow never comes and today never passes into yesterday then how can you be a time traveler? The time is always right now.... ?? ;)

[ctabuk]

No, right now was when you posted, right now is when I press submit, and when you read it - it will be right now then -ok?

[adbart]

Meeeeeeeeeeeeow


Lincolnshire
ctabuk, do you like in the UK?

[ctabuk]

I like what the UK stands for,the forthcoming General Election is going to be the most important for many years. The UK is not as it was when I was a kid, but as many who know me here at WPW. I still love my Country, but if push came to shove New Zealand is tempting.

[adbart]

Lol, sorry! I meant to say do you live in the UK? Grr... typo's.

I'm a Londoner and couldn't help noticing your location.

[ctabuk]

Yes, we run a national Mortgage Brokerage from a cottage surrounded by fields and pheasants in the heart of the Lincolnshire fens. But I did live in Shepherds Market W1 for a few years, sounds posh does it not. I was a barman at the Little Mayfair Hotel in Down Street, and everything you have heard about the Ladies of Shepherds Market is true!

[adbart]

Haha, I bet.

[globalhostinggroup]

i feel dizzy
is the room spining or am i standing on a oversized top!
ctabuk do you check your pm's?\ in alternit universes?

[adbart]

Dude, you've gotta calm down...... ;)

[globalhostinggroup]

dude
hey...
i am not a pimple on a donkeys ...
ohh wait you ment ...
never mind

[Clicken]

HA HA HA HA HA,...


HA HA HA HA HA,...


HA HA HA HA HA,...



HA HA HA HA HA,...



(THUMP!)





HA HA HA HAHA,...

HA HA HA HA HA,...

u u u u u

HA HA HA HA HA,...

HA HA HA HA HA,...

O, Ho, ho hmm


(sniff)

HM

HMHM

HMHM M,...
A HA HA HA HA!

[wenwilder]

Alright who made Clicken fall down with laughter? You guys really need to be nice to the ladies - except me, I'm yet to be a lady :p

Now... what's this about living?

[collusion]

I have been baaaad. I need to be spanked. Anyone $interested?$ lol.

I cannot seem to get along with my fellow SEOs.

[adbart]

Huh?

http://www.2and2.net/Uploads/Images/cattttttt.JPG

[ctabuk]

Which forum am I in, two threads same title, some same people, I'm confused.

[adbart]

By the way that's how Germans think you spell "Purrrrrr".

[Clicken]

bsx,,
[:"[ /A

<????????????

[adbart]

Hahahahaha

[Clicken]

Oh, I'm so embarrassed,... ashamed, not bare a$$ed!

That unexpected trip to the floor,... I just can't ever seem to see it coming. I should know by now not to come in here without wearing my seat belt and or helmet.

If you have decoded my previouos message, then I would like to know what it says, for I didn't know it meant anything other than me tring to pull myself up off the floor.

BTW, didn't some one offer to be our new Pinata? Yeah, it is collision. Oh joy, Party time! We need individualy wrapped candy and some duck tape, and,... Oh yeah, something to make him release the sweets,... Ah, there are some pool sticks on the pool table back there in the cellar doorway somewhere. I'll go send the invitations. I just love pinatas,... Thanks collision, you're a good sport!

[collusion]

Wow, you wanna release my sweets!? Anyways, the Name is Collusion but I am guessing you called me Collision due to the pun involved. Maybe I over analyze things and you just thought my name was Collision. I would love to keep typing craziness but I gotta Poo.

[Clicken]

Well, that was a collusive encounter, of the bizarrest kind,... and in front of the King of the crowned Posters!

This might help,... ( think rose pedals )

Psssssssssssssssssssssssssst,...

Psssssssssst!

Now it is taffy pulling time!

[ctabuk]

Slipped to page Three, this ol' beauty cannot die, it shouts JELLO in the Corner, time out, come on me hearties post!!!

[globalhostinggroup]

i'm really freaked out now what hapened to my pic ....
ohhh.......
yeah .....
i remember...
sorry..
humm now to spell check
ummm wheres thee bbutten too cllick
ok i'm really freaked out now where am i

[ctabuk]

Revenge at last, go to your PM's

[globalhostinggroup]

ohhh...
umm...
i c
checking

[collusion]

Why, do ya wanna hear another juicy one? I always have juicy ones. My poo is goo.

[ctabuk]

I suppose you'll just have to suck it and see! Where's the smilies when you need one?

[mystic]

.....

[ctabuk]

I agree entirely with mystic .....Come on Brandon, we want to see what you thought of my reply, poor old mystic was lost for words.Which is something you never are, lol

[MarcieZoob]

Maybe mystic was having her (his?) periods.

[ctabuk]

Marcie, steady girl!

[Clicken]

ctabuk, let me try,...

More than one Marcie? (now you are being mysterious!)

Tell ya what to do,...

"You put the lime in the coke you nut, and mix it all together."

"You put the lime in the coke you nut, to make it feel better."

"You put the lime in the coke you nut, and drink it all up."

"You put the lime in the coke you nut, and call me in the morn-ing," WOO OO

[MarcieZoob]

I said DOCTOR...

[ctabuk]

Cross threaded, yipee Marcie cross threaded. And I like the twit I am replied to it.
Collusion (Brandon) pm'd me over at DC's, things did'nt work out the way he had hoped, I wish him well.

[jmiller]

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

"There's room for three of us in there. Me, you, then me again."--Rodney Dangerfield

[globalhostinggroup]

the floor is all messy
who is going to clean this up?
no you can not paint hapy faces on the walls!
!!
....
where it the cleaner?
ok who was aiming spit balls at the cealing?
what is going on here this room is a disaster!

[Clicken]

Um, GHG,... Time to clean your glasses?:

Here, let me,...

Pssssssssssssssssst
Pssssssssssssssssst

(srubbing bubbles)

(hah hah)

(squeek)


!!!!!
___


*_-


[Okay, I've done my good deed for the day,... That should earn me some brownie points;]

[Clicken]

(wave)

[ctabuk]

http://www.i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/ctabuk/waves.jpg
Waves

[Clicken]

Hey,... Now your talking!

I would have cleaned GHG's glasses the old fashioned way,...


Pssssst
Pssssst

(srubbing bubbles)

(hah hah)

(squeak)

!!!!!
___

I mean,...

______
!!!!!!!!!!


*_-

[wenwilder]

(srubbing bubbles)


Clicken I love your post(s) but I gotta ask, what is srubbing? Is that anything like my challange? ;)

[Clicken]

Oh you just had to ask,... It was traumatic for me and I am trying to forget it, and would you believe I did it right the first time but then I got stuck on the post with a broken preview button!

I went to preview but the strangest thing happened, almost as frustrating as when you go in to post in one forum and come out of posting in another forum,... I guess you just have to experience it yourself but anyway,... When I went to preview my post it was already added to the bottom of the page with the other posters and the editing field was empty and waiting for more. hmmm,...

So, I went to see if it was in the break room already, but no it hadn't been updated. So, I went back to the blank post with my previous post at the bottom and tried to push it through with a wave. The wave submitted but the post before it which was identical* to the one you question and was still clearly showing as the last post in the thread disappeared.

(*well, close to identical, but it was free of spelling errors, I know because I used my spell checker on the first one ;)

Is that anything like your challange?:

[wenwilder]

Nope, my challange is more challenging - well, no it isn't, I just can never spell it correctly :)

You always have an interesting answer Clicken.

[Clicken]

Thanks Wen, but that is because you ask interesting questions, which reminds me,...

If ctabuk ask you to volunteer for a Brain Dump,... Tell him what you would tell someone who wants you to give up WebProWorld! But without the gestures of course! *_-

[wrmineo]

I've spoke to my uncle and asked him to review this thread for professional reasons.

He'd like to know if he can reprint in the APA (American Psychological Assoc) Journal? There seems to be many potential case studies that may be beneficial to his junior colleagues' edcuation ... I think the technical term he used was "they're nuts!" though I might have misspelled it, so I apologize if it's lost in the transcription and translation.

He often travels to Oxford for lectures and would love to sit down with a few of you ... Sorry, Clicken, he's afraid of Texas ... he wrote some large checks to Kerry last year and he's been getting threats ever-since, but you're welcome to visit him in Florida.

[Clicken]

Florida sounds wonderful,... but just like the others, l am so afraid of Texas, I can't move! (scared stiff)

May I insist that he change the names to protect those of us who are innocent!

[wrmineo]

That shouldn't be an issue - how does Sybil sit with you?

[Clicken]

Sybil?,... I won't let her sit with me,... Maybe you meant Libys,... she comes and goes,... mostly goes!

[ctabuk]

You are all as nutty as fruitcakes
Hold on, Nuts in a fruit cake? Surely that should be as Fruity as a Nut. Anyone who posts in this thread should be locked up!

[Clicken]

I wonder if that is why,... We are IN THE CORNER!

You guys make me talk too much.

Take a 'Time out' and enjoy the nutty fruit cake!

[wrmineo]

You are all as nutty as fruitcakes
Hold on, Nuts in a fruit cake? Surely that should be as Fruity as a Nut. Anyone who posts in this thread should be locked up!

I remember being scorned by college rhetoric prof's for using cliches, but this appears to be a clear case of the kettle calling the pot black ;)

... nudge, nudge, wink, wink ...

[Clicken]

... nudge, nudge, wink, wink ...

Hey, I have seen that dance before!

It is called,... "It takes One To Know One!"

Everybody- All together now, form a line, and we'll take it around the block...

... nudge, nudge, wink, wink ...

(kick right)

... nudge, nudge, wink, wink ...

(kick left)

[webhost1]

... nudge, nudge, wink, wink ...

(stand up)

... nudge, nudge, wink, wink ...

(fight, fight)

[Clicken]

nononooooooooooooooooooo,

webhost1, you are confused, that is the fight, fight, fight song,... there is a time and place for that and it is before the corner Time Out... remember why you are here, BUT please spare me goreeey details!

On-Ward March,...

... nudge, nudge, wink, wink ...

(jiggle, jiggle) :p

... nudge, nudge, wink, wink ...

(jiggle, jiggle) :p

[webhost1]

Sounds like your doing a strip tease now.

[Clicken]

Hmmm,... Sounds like?,... Clean Your Ears!

*_-

... nudge, nudge, wink, wink ...

(clap, clap) :p

... nudge, nudge, wink, wink ...

(clap, clap) :p

[webhost1]

Clean my ears. I wish I could. I got this head full of junk that has been keeping me up half of the night. Being sick is no fun. Ahhh.

Ok, what the heck is it your saying? I don't have a clue.

[Clicken]

CLUE!

Really,... you can have it. There is plenty more where that came from!

... nudge, nudge, wink, wink ...

(snap, snap) :p

... nudge, nudge, wink, wink ...

(snap, snap) :p



Okay then,... how about decorating the corner with this 3D paint brush...
The Story (http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20050523/paintbrush.html)

The Video (http://dsc.discovery.com/news/media/paintbrushvideo.html)


Or this Fog Screen...
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20050620/fogscreen.html

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/media/fogscreenvideo.html

[ctabuk]

Well if we are bring back old topics lets do the right thing by bringing back the second oldest thread

[Clicken]

Now what did you go and do that for?... We were being so good!

[webhost1]

I have been so good. Now you want to bring up the old when we should be going with the new. First I need to know what the old was before I can continue with the new. Clicken no more clues :)

[khurramali]

Can i have some coke and chips.

I want a double chicken and cheese burger.

[Ne0]

Well I suppose my first post back should be in here :D

I've been in the corner far too long!

NeO

[MarcieZoob]

Who started this thing back up? Oh, it's Neo... Where ya' been?

[Ne0]

Who started this thing back up? Oh, it's Neo... Where ya' been?

I thought this was the padded room... :) I didn't think to check the dates on this thread until you mentioned that... Sorry? no I'm not LOL...

Been busy, hard to find the time to post as much as I used to...But I miss you guys ;)

NeO

[brian.mark]

We've missed you, too. It's just not the same without some of our regulars.

Brian.

[timmathews.com]

What a vewwy vewwy interesting read. Man, that took an hour.
I dont like it in here.

[chrisJumbo]

Is this where we go when we have too much time on our hands?

"Making Lemonade"

[timmathews.com]

Yes! This is that special, happy place!
Oh my goodness gracious!

[globalhostinggroup]

What is going on In here

NeO~1 I'd say welcome back but I don’t think I'm actually here

timmathews.com it's only Happy because the warden ran away after the fire.

chrisJumbo this is where you go in redemption for intercessions of the mind and body.

brian.mark maylox keeps me regular :) if anyone wants some there's some in the corner over there


MarcieZoob that is what I'd like to know I thought it was gone a long time ago


Khurramali NO BURGER FOR YOU!!!! But feel free to grab some maylox

Webhost1 you lost me at the word good?


Clicken you are still here in the corner I think we need a Non-denominational confession time out booth

Ctabuk ummmm look out it the google squad

To All those readers out there be very weary of posting in this thread it will suck you in and next thing you know you have bean standing in the corner forever and you cant remember why you where sent for a time out in the first place.

Ohh yes I almost forgot "The Cheese Is Old And Moldy"

[Clicken]

... Clicken you are still here in the corner,…
NoW I know why yoU are the leader,... show-off -_*


Hmmm,… “I think we need a Non-denominational confession time out booth”

I'll check the links back there to see if those creative tools are available yet… try to hold it in until then!

[Tubby]

Well, You can certainly rely on me not posting anything in this thread until I know exactly what it is not about.

Disclaimer - I never wrote this.

[ctabuk]

So the Google Squad are out to get me! I don't care, bring em on, I have friends in very high places - Apes mostly

[ctabuk]

Stop press - Clicken and I joined one year apart same day, it's taken me three years to notice.

[Tubby]

Ctabuk; quote.
"it's taken me three years to notice."

You always were as quick as a 'sock' David. (joke)

I will be somewhere quite High if you ever need me. . Just come and get me (bring a ladder) - just be wary of falling items of little conseqence, (wear a helmet)

[MarcieZoob]

All the "oldies but goodies" are back... and some are older than us goodies. :)

[Clicken]

Well, not ALL but Hey Marcie did you see?,… ctabuk’s slip is showing! Hee hee DON”T LOOK!

<whistle>

[MarcieZoob]

If you tell me "don't look"... well, of course I'm going to look!

His legs could use a shave, it kind of takes away from the satin and lace. :)

[jmiller]

I beg your pardon. That look just happens to be quite favored in Armenia.

*rolling up my white stockings and looking seductively into the camera. a puff of my cigarette, a smoldering glance.

yeah, baby, yeah.

[jrb@w3f.com]

All the "oldies but goodies" are back... and some are older than us goodies. :)

HEY! I resemble that remark....

OH, yeah, how many corners in this room?

Musical corners.... Kool!

Thanks for the time here, needed to get away from all the spammers for a few....

[globalhostinggroup]

jrb There are a never ending number of corners in this room although you only see one I have designed a wormhole corner that leads to never ending numbers of possible diminutions so once you approach the corner you are displaced to another space time continuum where you can stand alone and by yourself the only down fall to this system it seems is you can type here and once you step out of the corner and back to the room people generally misbehave but cant find the door to escape.

[mymusic1234]

jrb There are a never ending number of corners in this room although you only see one I have designed a wormhole corner that leads to never ending numbers of possible diminutions so once you approach the corner you are displaced to another space time continuum where you can stand alone and by yourself the only down fall to this system it seems is you can type here and once you step out of the corner and back to the room people generally misbehave but cant find the door to escape.
Maybe we could set up another room in the past.
That way someone can go back in time and say sorry in advance for something they are about to do today.

[RegDCP]

I'm tired of standing in the corner.
I want to go for a RIIIIIDDEEEEEE
http://videos.streetfire.net/video/882a964d-c467-4d90-8b71-986500db8488.htm

Reg

[Scott Adie]

Because my room is a sphere, I have been trying for years to find the corner and the only thing I've found is that I am hoplessly confused.

When I was told to take a 'time-out' in the corner, naturally I assumed there was one. Now, I am very, very tired. Have I been here long enough or do I continue till I have served the appropriate amount of time in the corner.

And what is TIME

[jmiller]

The pithy philosopher writer says:

Time is the delusion that there is somewhere better to be than right here.

To clarify pithy philosopher, guy who thinks too much says:

Things in the past only exist in memory, therefore, they exist in the imagination only. Things in the future exist only in the expectation of a memory, therefore, they exist in fantasy only. Neither imagination nor fantasy are reality, therefore only the present exists, in which case there is no time.

Unless we're dreaming in the present too, which is likely.

The quantum physicist will remind you that:

Our sense of time is based upon one planet's revolotion around one star among billions or trillions of stars, assuming there is only one universe, which we doubt. Therefore, time is an illusion.

The philosopher physicist says:

The beginning is the end. The cause is the effect. And vice versa. If there is such a thing as "time" then we can't really see it. Seeing it matters little, because we don't see the paths that quarks take, but we know they've taken them, and they don't take them when we're watching. All things considered it is possible, in terms of probability, that such a thing as time exists, but it carries the same probability as the existence of life on other planets, God, and Improbability Drives. But then again, even Einstein didn't believe that God played dice with the universe.

Therefore, we're saying time is a "maybe."

[sundial7]

Ooh! A real break room with lots of corners. I like this. Time to think...QED...Einstein...Frankly all have missed an important key element to time. We are separated from the universe in a sequential pattern of mathmatical instances or components and like many packages we open where we do not read the instructions, we just dont how to operate what we have. ok...Ill go back to standing in the corner...smile

[mikmik]

jrb There are a never ending number of corners in this room although you only see one I have designed a wormhole corner that leads to never ending numbers of possible diminutions so once you approach the corner you are displaced to another space time continuum where you can stand alone and by yourself the only down fall to this system it seems is you can type here and once you step out of the corner and back to the room people generally misbehave but cant find the door to escape.

Magically, a 'dunce cap' also appears on your head!

[jayvee73uk]

SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH
Stop talking this is a quiet room

[RegDCP]

SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH
Stop talking this is a quiet room

With 30 pages of "chatter" I hardly think so.

[jayvee73uk]

Hey Im 63 in two weeks time and when you get older you need the mens room more Can somebody direct me to the toilet QUICK//////

[RegDCP]

Follow me.. I'm 65

[jayvee73uk]

Are you the little guy sitting on that bucket??

[RegDCP]

tall guy.. at the sink

[Clicken]

Can you feel the magic?

<magic>


http://www.schoolhouseflash.com/images/corner%20dunce%20cap.jpg

[jayvee73uk]

wow yes i feel it

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p11/jayvee73uk/MASKS001.jpg

[Clicken]

OMGosh!

</magic>(if it really is magic)

[RegDCP]

It MUST be magic.
I have been transformed into Peter Pan.
http://metacryl.com/images/refuses-to-grow-up.gif

Reg

[jayvee73uk]

Love the tights BiG boy

[globalhostinggroup]

ok peter pan is here now there goes the naborhood
darn never never land.....

[Clicken]

Forget never never land… Darn the socks!

[globalhostinggroup]

AHHHHHH!!!!!! socks where?????

[Clicken]

????? !!! in the dryer?... Darn the dryer, can't darn the socks... DARN never, never land!!!!!