The break CORNER time out!

[Clicken]

esiegel,

as the A.B. Dick Spirit Master Unit... Did you...


"(Shake, Shake, Shake), Shake Your Booty"

[jawn_tech]

Shake your booty...

Goldmember...

I love gooooooold

[esiegel]

esiegel,
as the A.B. Dick Spirit Master Unit... Did you...
"(Shake, Shake, Shake), Shake Your Booty"

nope...pounded my head...I was the Drummer.
Only song we played that night was Psyco Killer.
Students loved it...administration was 'not amused'.

[Clicken]

talking heads... they won't shut-up!

i've said it once, why say it again...

[paulhiles]

i've said it once, why say it again...
Qu'est Que C'est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away

[jawn_tech]

things getting too fun in the time out corner. the detention moniter is going to be pretty upset when he gets back. everyone point to clicken, and well say she started it.

[Clicken]

Qu'est Que C'est

french to english

quest the girdle



Ce que j'ai fais, ce soir la
Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir la
Realisant mon espoir
Je me lance, vers la gloire ... OK

french to english

What j'ai do, this evening the EC qu'elle one said, this evening Realisant my hope I launch out, towards glory... OK



I otta...(you too jawn_tech)

Take you to the river and drop you in the water
Dip you in the river, drop you in the water
Washing you down, washing you down.

[Clicken]

+.+

BTW! I bumped into this...

Paulhiles, does this link look familar to you?:

Sticky: A Glossary of Terms and Abbreviations (http://www.webproworld.com/viewtopic.php?t=2597)


(:LOL:) A real live wire!

That was Knee Slapping Good, I mean KSG!

Lessons of Life :(lol): huh?;


*_-




Look, over there...



(while he looks over there, I will throw the confetti up there!)

[paulhiles]

Paulhiles, does this link look familar to you?:

Sticky: A Glossary of Terms and Abbreviations (http://www.webproworld.com/viewtopic.php?t=2597)
Ah yes.. a real stroll down memory lane!
TTFN!
(Ta Ta For Now!)

<thinks>Where did all this confetti come from?</thinks>

[sonnie]

On my Birthday...

I turned 50 yesterday.

My ex-wife wished me Happy Birthday.

I went to our local "Wal-Mart Superstore" and discovered they had declared themselves a
"Sovereign Nation".

Took my next door neighbor to the store to cash in his cans in order to buy food.

My next door neighbor bought Skoal.

The sun is shining and it's a beautiful day.

In the middle of October, my lawn is green and needs mowed.

The lawn mower won’t start...must be out of gas or something.

The chain saw started, but the pull rope broke in the process...can’t keep it running much
longer. Hard to cut the grass holding sideways.

Decided to rake up the Fall leaves, discovered I have no trees.

My Significant Other started on a new hormone patch and it's working.

Help Me.

[globalhostinggroup]

What is going on in here>?
I think we need more corners
Where did the green eggs go?


As spoken in the words of a not so wise person purplemonkeydishwasher

[Clicken]

paulhiles said... TTFN!
(Ta Ta For Now!)

I say...
You can run but you can't hide... or is it you can hide but you can't run?

Oh well, I'm just glad he didn't mean...

(Time To Fart Now!) ... like he would be so polite to tell me...


he could have meant...

Tough Teacake Freaking Nut

or

Tongue Twisting Frickn Notes


BTW (Big Time Waste... but not in this case) or (Bother To Write) or (Back Thought Whew) or (Between The Words) or (Before Time Wilts)

sonnie james cried... help.

master, you know where the cellar is... but you will have to get it yourself. We can only help those who are willing to help themselves! (who said that?)


GHG,
The monkey ate the green eggs... that's why he is purple. But I still can't figure why he is washing dishes.

[crankydave]

Hmmmmmm must be in the wrong room. Was told they hand out cute little rugs in here. This must not be the nap room.

What's with the complaint room? Saw a sign that read... "File complaints on proper form. Forms in the corner."

I don't get it.

(wanders out still looking for the cute little rugs and the nap room)

Dave

[esiegel]

not one guess on the A.B. Dick Spirit Master Unit?
Either I'm too old...or that head full of useless knowledge thing is kicking in again.

[crankydave]

A.B. Dick Spirit Master Unit

You speaking of the old drum type mimeos?

Dave

[esiegel]

You speaking of the old drum type mimeos?


that's the one...
The Ditto sheets that smelled SOOOOOOO good when they were fresh off the press.

We all thought you could get high from smelling them (which you can't by the way).

[crankydave]

that's the one...
The Ditto sheets that smelled SOOOOOOO good when they were fresh off the press.

We all thought you could get high from smelling them (which you can't by the way).

ROLF! Exactly.

Dave

(gives up looking for cute litte rugs and the nap room. Will use complaint forms in the corner. Hmmmmm... Round room, soft fluffy wallpaper... sign on complaint room lied}

[mikmik]

We all thought you could get high from smelling them (which you can't by the way)
But oh how we tried. I still want to smell anything that comes out of a photocopier, printer, or fax...

[paulhiles]

One of the more fragrant publications I get is the Information Age (from infoconomy.com). I think they must seal it in its plastic protective cover while the inks are still curing. The aroma as you browse through a newly-opened copy is just amazing! Not a bad read either! ;o)

[globalhostinggroup]

A.B. Dick Press
OMG
wow no i know what that is hehehe
sniff

[jawn_tech]

We all thought you could get high from smelling them (which you can't by the way)

Rubber cement! Didn't any of you learn the ways of rubber cement? (I think they changed the formula by now) They would have to scrape me off the ceiling after I got my hands on that stuff -- that and an affection with permanent markers.

By the way, I didn't mind the smell of ditto copies, but sure did hate the texture of the paper -- glossy and sticky, didn't work well with crayons or pencils.

[Clicken]

glossy and sticky, didn't work well with crayons or pencils.


but they made good airplanes!


For real, I was sitting in class minding my own business (believe it or not) and out of nowhere came this airplane it was rigged with a straight pin in the nose. There I was with the dang thing sticking out of my head as if I were a pin cushion.


Yeah go ahead and laugh every one else did!

[mikmik]

OUCH, OUCH, OUCH!

We never think of these things at the time, but I bet a paper airplane rigged with a desk in the nose might have been a nice way to send a thank-you note.

[Clicken]

That would have been a nice thing, compared to what first came to mind.

But, with this plane sticking out of my head it was hard to look mad and tough. Besides, When I noticed that even the teacher was finding it hard to hold back the snorting, I too couldn't stay mad. Eventually she made me remove it. I was afraid to at first... as long as I didn't touch it, it didn't hurt.

It was more of a weird thing than a painful thing although I still don't reccommend this to be considered as good clean fun. If I had turned my head everyone would have seen things a little different.

[jawn_tech]

There I was with the dang thing sticking out of my head as if I were a pin cushion.

Hate it when that happens.

Happened to me once, and all the air leaked out.

[esiegel]

Rubber cement! Didn't any of you learn the ways of rubber cement? (I think they changed the formula by now) They would have to scrape me off the ceiling after I got my hands on that stuff -- that and an affection with permanent markers.

This explains a lot about our generation...

[mikmik]

Visine. Don't leave home without it.

[globalhostinggroup]

What is that smell?

[esiegel]

What is that smell?
Pardon me. :(

[globalhostinggroup]

No chili for you

[esiegel]

No chili for you

it's not really chili...damp and rainy maybe.

[globalhostinggroup]

I do not want to here about anything damp after that air movement

[crankydave]

I do not want to here about anything damp after that air movement

ROLF! Ewwwwwwwww.....a shart?

[Clicken]

PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTT

PSSSSSSSSSSTt



PSSssstt




PSssst

There's plenty more where that came from!

cough, cough, cough!

[jawn_tech]

Visine. Don't leave home without it.
One in the fridge too, for unexpected company.

[globalhostinggroup]

hummm our basic diminishment to fart jokes is a societal reflection of crude humor

[jawn_tech]

it is part of a journey into a downward spiral to intellectual oblivion.

[globalhostinggroup]

bean there done there and got the T shirt.

[mikmik]

it is part of a journey into a downward spiral to intellectual oblivion
Yeah! I found my purpose LOL


bean there done there and got the T shirtLMAO That's why you are the boss of the Time Out room.

No, not more beans!

[globalhostinggroup]

mmmm soy and beans

[Clicken]

EGADS!


Who's minding the corner?

It needed to be aired out, sure, but I cannot let it get carried away in the wind!

Oh, no, no, no,... not on my watch!



BTW, Have you ever jumped into a big trailer full of Soy beans?... It's a blast! but it smells awful.

[Maximilian]

Greetings - Everyone!

I'm here...now what?

Cheers!
Max

[Clicken]

Hey Max,

You're not such a bad guy after all... huh?: I thought I was gonna have to Ban, and make the corner 'OFF LIMITS' to you before you would show up!

We really don't think people should want to be here, at least until they have been here.

If you have read all of the pages, you should know what's next. I could tell you but, I have a mean streak that tells me to let you figure it out.


Besides, we are not suppose to talk in here as you have read in the pages with-in. (especially why we are here)


BTW, once you have been here, there will always be a place here with your name on it, just remember where your corner is.

(You were wise to avoid the Kangaroo Court!)

[wenwilder]

Clicken whats the charges on Max? Other than mis-behaving and taking away my skillet! ;)

Is GB eating again? You would have thunk that green pizza would have turned him off food forever. http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/moreek.gif

[Maximilian]

Pleading my case by prose:

"For Whom The Bell Tolls"
-- By John Dunne (1572-1631)

No Man is an island, entire of itself;
Every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main;
If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less,
as well as if a promontory were,
as well as if a manor of thy friends or of thine own were;
Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankind;
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls;
It tolls for thee.

Cheers!
Max

[Clicken]

Wenwilder asked...
Clicken whats the charges on Max? Other than mis-behaving and taking away my skillet! ;)



Well, gossip is far from me, so I'll spread this rumor sitting right here.

He may not be able to tell us why he is in the corner, and I may not be able to talk about why he is in the corner, but this code might give you the picture.


'o' = Max with his big mouth open


[] = quarantine


['.']


Ding, Dong

[jawn_tech]

Can you all keep it down, I'm trying to sleep in here.

[Maximilian]

I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own inclinations, than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice.

W. Somerset Maugham,
English dramatist & novelist (1874 - 1965)

Cheers!
Max

[wenwilder]

Can you all keep it down, I'm trying to sleep in here.

Heyyy sleeping isn't allowed in here!! Where are the symbols and drums hidden?

[Clicken]

(whisper to please jawn_tech)

<Max>
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own inclinations, than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice. </Max>



Saydare I, that one would have to do the right thing on somebody elses advice before knowing the profits of his own inclinations are mistakes.


umm,

Dare I say, that one would have to profit on somebody elses advice by doing the right thing, than by the mistakes of his own inclinations more.



Okay then...


Dare say I, that one would have to profit more advice on somebody elses mistake, by doing the right thing of his own inclinations.

I saydare I, SHUT UP!




Thank You!




BUM dum DUM


BUM dum DUM


CRASH!


SWOOSh SWOOShSWOOSh SWOOSh


SWOOSh SWOOShSWOOSh SWOOSh

(sorry jawn):p

[mikmik]

I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own inclinations, than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice.

W. Somerset Maugham,
English dramatist & novelist (1874 - 1965)

Cheers!
Max


I suffer from a veritable ORGY of profits hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

Mr. Music, please!

Ev - ree - body - SHOUT! - shake - your - hands - up - and - SHOUT! - c'mon - ev - ree- - body - and - SHOUT!

[Maximilian]

For my dear & cool friends - Clicken & MikMik!

"Resolve to be thyself: and know, that he who findeth himself, loseth his misery entire"
- Matthew Arnold (poet)

Affectionately Your Friend,
Max

[globalhostinggroup]

Maximum-Beauty.com

Do not fret sooner or later everyone is in the corner some hide in the shadows and pretend they are not their others step into the light and do not think it is so swell
Here you have a corner for when you do some wrong here you stay for ever singing a stupid song.
This is the song that never ends for it goes on and on my friend some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they will continue on and on forever just because this is the song that never ends for it goes on and on my friend some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they will continue on and on forever just because this is the song that never ends for it goes on and on my friend some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they will continue on and on forever just because this is the song that never ends for it goes on and on my friend some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they will continue on and on forever just because this is the song that never ends for it goes on and on my friend some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they will continue on and on forever just because……………………………………………………

[Clicken]

Oh,

OH

OWWWWWW

My tummy,
OUch...
more candy,
owwwww

my corner, I need my corner.

and my candy.

[wenwilder]

Clicken give the candy back to the kids! They need the sugar rush more than any of us do. We're old enough to be crazy without it ;)

[Clicken]

OKAY Wen,

You can have some, but just a few.

Wouldn't want you to get a tum, tum,OWch, ache.

[globalhostinggroup]

I am building a toy corner filled with all those things of yesterday that are no longer around today
It is a reward for people that are good in the corner but have not served their time and cannot leave

giant laser discs the size of an LP
V2000
cassette tape drives
Floppy disks
Glass bottles of Coke
Intellivision
Betamax
Garbage Pail Kids
Encyclopedia/dictionary/thesaurus
Pong
a bunch of old computers like Apple II (with a whopping 256K of RAM)
Bill and Ben puppets
Rubik Cubes
Reel to Reel Tape Decks
hand held games, Donkey Kong and the Bouncing Babies ect.
PoGo stick
And much much more

[esiegel]

globalhostinggroup,
you must have gotten donations from the 'things my kids will never know" thread.

Too funny.

[ctabuk]

Yeah cool, but copyright theft non the less.

Can I sing one song before I go to the corner?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

There were twenty million green bottles hanging on the wall

[Clicken]

First dibs on the yard darts!



HEADS UP!


I mean DUCK!

[globalhostinggroup]

ohh and caution tape for Clicken game

[crankydave]

I'm NOT giving up my Jarts!

Auction...perhaps

(no neo bucks)

Dave

[Clicken]

Movinng targets, that's a challenge.


Out Going...



INCOMING!

[Clicken]

Here GHG, Hold this Hoola Hoop out like this. Up just a little, Good.

That smell?: It's the lighter fluid, like it? Yeah, just take a big whiff. You hang on to this part right here, where it is dry, if you get some on your hands just wipe it on your shirt, it won't stain.


READY? wait,... let me move your hair back, Wouldn't want cha to miss this! Don't worry, your hair will dry.

Now, when I get across, over there, I will give you the signal, thumbs up, then you take this lighter and flick it right here on the far side of the hoop. So I will have more time.


Hey, you guys settle down, you can all have a turn. As mr Rodgers would say... You Guys are "special"


Okay, drum roll,
dmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdm dmd
mdmdmdmdmdmmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmdmd mdm
dmdmdmdmdmdmmdmdmdmdmdmdmmdmdmdmdmmd


READY?:

Thumbs Up!

[esiegel]

READY?:

Thumbs Up!
anyone got some marshmellows?

[crankydave]

GHG... STOP RUNNING!

Stop, drop and roll!

Dave

[Clicken]

I csan't breath...


The laghter is chocking me!


HELP!

[esiegel]

I csan't breath...
The laghter is chocking me!
HELP!

it's not the laughter...it's the smoke.
Clicken,
I'm trained in mouth-to-mouth and I promise to keep my tongue in my own mouth (unless....)

[globalhostinggroup]

ahhhhhhh
my hair
ahhhhhh.........

[globalhostinggroup]

ahhhhhhh


http://www.toronto.at/fire.jpg



ahhhh................

........

....

..

.


.

[wenwilder]

This....looks.... a .... bit..... familiar.... hmmm ... 1985 .... filming of a commercial..... pepsi commercial.... stars hair catches fire.... de ja vue!

To put it out or not to put it out, that is the question ;)

[jawn_tech]

psst...let's wait a while...

[Clicken]

I feel as though I need a smoke. Thinking to self... What am I doing on the floor... Were did this peppermint lifesaver come from?: Oh, yeah, daydreams, how embarrasing. Doc said to stop having those in public. I just might consider his advice to check into his nice friendly resort.

But first, There is this fleeting thought I must ponce on it before it gets away.

I need some targ, i mean 'buddies' to capture the dramatic effect of creative fire fighting.


Four 'Special' friends would be ideal, to complete the circle and to empower the force. But there is one that comes to mind first.


Hey, esiegel... It's you I like, as Mr. Rodgers tells me, "for just being you"... come on over here and let's be neighbors.

We need to help GHG, just look at the terrible mess he is in. He is a 'Special' one too, so get over here and get on it.


Here is how it works, you sit on that side I'll, sit oppisite. We will push and pull until everything is blurring past us. Those guys behind us will be smeared all together into one big streak.

Then, take this squirt gun, and I'll take this squirt gun, then we can spray out the fire.




READY...

Wait, I want a marshmellow, ok

SET...


GO!

[esiegel]

Hey, esiegel... It's you I like, as Mr. Rodgers tells me, "for just being you"... come on over here and let's be neighbors.


just let me get my sweater (my mom knitted it for me) and tie my tennis shoes...then I'll be right over.

[globalhostinggroup]

ahhhh...
help me
oups...
oups.....
help us
http://www.toronto.at/darts.jpg

[esiegel]

ahhhh...
help me
oups...
oups.....
help us
http://www.toronto.at/darts.jpg

Guess I don't need this sweater anymore.

[Clicken]

Hey guys, Are we HOT are What?


After my hair grows back we could go on tour!

[paulhiles]

Hey guys, Are we HOT are What?
LOL!! forget the Three Degrees.. look out it's the 360 Degrees!! :o)

[ctabuk]

The Crazy World of Arthur Brown had nothing on you guys. When do you release your version of 'Fire'?

[Clicken]

When do you release your version of 'Fire'?


How about... Blazen The Brazen?


Really, I had No intentions of taking center ring,... I just miscalculated my exit off of the spinning fire exstinquisher.

Move Over Johnny Cash, We got your Ring o Fi ur.

[globalhostinggroup]

As we dance around with our heads on fire the toys are unguarded

http://www.toronto.at/toys.jpg

[ctabuk]

Very clever, glad to see Bill and Ben got top billing!

[globalhostinggroup]

Witch one is bill and witch one is Ben ohh I’m confused.

What’s that smell?...

Is that smoke….

Ohhh my head is still on fire…

Bill….

Ben….

[crankydave]

Witch one is bill and witch one is Ben ohh I’m confused.

What’s that smell?...

Is that smoke….

Ohhh my head is still on fire…

Bill….

Ben….

(Reaches for bottle of coke to put out GHG's head.)

Ummmmm... anyone got an opener, these don't twist off.

Dave

[globalhostinggroup]

how did that ABD get in there
no sniffing

[Clicken]

STOP DROP and ROLL, That's it! That's the name of the tour!


360 degrees Our first album release.




That's settles it. I know what I must do... I will call Doc Overhead, and set the appointment. But, I won't show... that'll tease i mean teach him a thing or two. Do you know that he actually expected me to pay HIM. I almost fell for it but I'm sticking to my original concept. which is... they either pay me or I do it for free. Because it has worked so far so why change what works. let him put that on his couch and mull that over!


Here cranky, you can open that coke on the handle of this drawer...


Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music!

[crankydave]

Here cranky, you can open that coke on the handle of this drawer...

Click...pfffffft

glug, glug, glug


BURRRRRRRRP!

Ooooops.... Sorry GHG.

Dave

[globalhostinggroup]

Oowwwwwwww…….
Ahhh……………
Ouch
Our first song

[esiegel]

Here cranky, you can open that coke on the handle of this drawer...


<singing> nickel, nickel, doo di lee op do, Pepsi Cola hits the spot... 12 full ounces that's a lot... twice as much for a nickel too....Pepsi Cola that's the drink for you....aaaahhhhh. </singing>

Now I'm showing my age!

[Clicken]

YEAH GH,

!!!!!
___


You were Buring Down the House Man!



Hey Cranky, Do you want the flip side?

[esiegel]

You were Buring Down the House Man!


I believe the proper phrase would be:
burnin' down 'da house

Grammer people...Grammer.

[globalhostinggroup]

I like coke not pespie


http://www.toronto.at/coke.JPG

[esiegel]

I like coke not pespie


But I never could figure out how you get the can up your nose.

[globalhostinggroup]

ahhhh....
you knocked them over

http://www.toronto.at/coke2.JPG

[crankydave]

Hey Cranky, Do you want the flip side?

Absolutely!

(to the tune of Ring of Fire)

GHG ran around while his head was on fire.
I grabbed a coke an opener was required.
Clicken came in with a drawer for my desire.
I opened the coke... to quench the fire,
To quench the fire.

Dave

[Clicken]

Oh Cranky, That was so tear jerk'n sweet.

I bet ole Johnny is rolling over!

[globalhostinggroup]

Cranky’s going to be our song righter

[ctabuk]

How you will all end up!

www.geocities.com/Hollywood/6890/scientst.gif

[Clicken]

Yes ctabuk,


You will go too!


You can drive the bus! You can drive can't you?

[ctabuk]

I'm a Roadie,I'm a Rowdy Roady

Which One do you want?

http://aec.middx.net/pix/wedding2.htm

Should we invite Max and Wen as there is romance in the air

[esiegel]

Yes ctabuk,
You will go too!
You can drive the bus! You can drive can't you?

"I brive a dus...a dus I brive" Ralph Kramden

[Clicken]

Oh WOW, that's twice as nice as I expected! Good Eye ctabuk... esiegel, stay at the back of the bus!



Hmmm, Max and WEn... I do believe it might be best if we call Max 'Billy Ray' for the tour. I wouldn't want some jealeous homegirl to give us any trouble. Maybe Wen should change her hair too.



ALSO, has anyone seen mikmik? We can't ride the line without a bartendeer.

[esiegel]

esiegel, stay at the back of the bus!

Has anyone seen Rosa? <singing> We shall overco-o-o-me. We shall overco-o-o-me. </singing>

[Clicken]

no, no , no ... no singing from you, esiegel, just move your lips. please don't make me get the offenders list.

You are for show... our 'SPECIAL' effects... Dude!

[esiegel]

no, no , no ... no singing from you, esiegel, just move your lips. please don't make me get the offenders list.

You are for show... our 'SPECIAL' effects... Dude!

It's funny you say that Clicken...
I really can't sing...and Special effects (stage design/lighting/effects) is what I did for a living for many years.

[Clicken]

esiegel, I'm glad we had this understanding. Save your voice for the shower.

You have the most important part, you know that don't you? Only you can make us look good, even when we don't.


And only mikmik can make us feel good even when we don't...

MIKMIK!... I'm getting worried. Is the knob broken on that cellar door? Are there some stepps missing? Did the floor cave in? Has he found something he is trying to hide from us?


MIKMIK! KNOCK THREE TIMES on the ceiling IF YOU WANT ME TO COME DOWN THERE!


TWICE ON THE PIPES, if the answer is NO!

[esiegel]

esiegel, I'm glad we had this understanding. Save your voice for the shower.


But then you won't get a chance to hear me (unless...)

[Clicken]

Clicken squirts esiegel with a quirt gun!

[esiegel]

Clicken squirts esiegel with a quirt gun!

Oh no...not the dreaded quirt gun...

I'm meeellllttiiiinng!!! meeeelllllttiiiinng!!!

[Clicken]

Hmmmm, still no word from mikmik.


No news is good news! Come on guys!


______
!!!!!!!!!!


Oh, better get the snow cone maker.

might as well bring the easy bake too.

[Clicken]

HEY GUYS...

HELP... I need help getting this down the cellar steps!

http://www.schoolhouseflash.com/Rackem.htm

[globalhostinggroup]

where's the beef?

[jawn_tech]

As a kid I loved those orange spongy 'circus peanuts' candy, until one day I sneezed when i had a mouthful. To avoid making a mess, I kept my mouth closed and it all came out my nose.

[Clicken]

Eeee ewe
jawn!

[esiegel]

As a kid I loved those orange spongy 'circus peanuts' candy, until one day I sneezed when i had a mouthful. To avoid making a mess, I kept my mouth closed and it all came out my nose.

Now there is a mental picture I didn't need.

[globalhostinggroup]

Humm crunchy

[jawn_tech]

Thought you all would enjoy that heartwarming story.

[ctabuk]

As a kid I loved those orange spongy 'circus peanuts' candy, until one day I sneezed when i had a mouthful. To avoid making a mess, I kept my mouth closed and it all came out my nose.

Sorry I just had to put this one back into play! talk about funny!! nice one snot nose and if I get away with calling a moderator that I'll have beaten Max!!! Yipee

[esiegel]

Sorry I just had to put this one back into play! talk about funny!! nice one snot nose and if I get away with calling a moderator that I'll have beaten Max!!! Yipee
When you blow candy out through your nose...you may think it's funny...but it's snot!

[ctabuk]

That was a bogus reply

[Clicken]

Do it Again jawn,

Do it again!


Here, have some peanuts!

[Maximilian]

Sorry I just had to put this one back into play! talk about funny!! nice one snot nose and if I get away with calling a moderator that I'll have beaten Max!!! Yipee

Hey, I never once called a moderator a snot - except in PM. (smiling)

Sincerely,
Max

[ctabuk]

Max, I apologise, how could I of all people said that, try searching 'CPB' on Google and look for the name Craig

And you did NOT get that from me, oh whoops I'm about to press submit, now if I was doing this tomorrow would I have done it, shall I press and send??????????????

[Maximilian]

LOL, ctabuk, you are way too funny, mate!

Cheers!
Max

[Maximilian]

Max, I apologise, how could I of all people said that, try searching 'CPB' on Google

I'm too busy to do Google research on my friend "CBP".

Cheers,
Max

[globalhostinggroup]

oww i like the hola hoop stars

[jawn_tech]

I don't include my url in my signature, but may share it in a pm if needed, in case anyone is wondering. Because of the time commitment to the site of the company I work for, my other projects are on the shelf. Maybe later when they're finished I'll include a sig link... maybe not, who knows.

Nothing to sneeze at.

[globalhostinggroup]

That’s ok jawn_tech out of my entire portfolio I only put one link to a single page countdown site but I have built numerous sites and even have some personal ones that might be more interesting then my current link.
Mind you every time you visit my site it has always changed even if only by a few seconds….

Hey…
Who said that…

I call the group to order
No speaking out of turn
….

[crankydave]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Whats this orange stuff on my shoes?

[jawn_tech]

Whats this orange stuff on my shoes?

Just a little present.

I also must say it did sting when that happened.

[crankydave]

Whats this orange stuff on my shoes?

Just a little present.

I also must say it did sting when that happened.

Yup, pays to listen to your mom. Chew your food.

[Clicken]

Cranky says...
Yup, pays to listen to your mom. Chew your food.
</cranky>


Some of us are hard of hearing, huh?:


This is no lie, nothing embellished or stretched about this story. It happened long ago, back when I had nothing better to do.


It was just another summer day, me and my best friend doing what teenagers do. I'm not sure what we were doing on that day, I don't remember that much. I remember we were giddy and laughing out of control, seems everything was sooo funny. It was around noon when we needed to eat just like every other day.

We had prepared our Oscar Mayer franks, but in my haste I didn't wait to sit down. As my dog approached my mouth, just barely in place and just as I started to break the skin, before I could even really dig in, my friend said the stupidest thing, and as I inhaled the laugh into my lungs, Oscar was gone, I was left holding the bun!

My eyes were bigger than saucers, you bet... as I stood there in silence, waiting to see if it goes down. Slowly but finally it settled into place. You should have seen the look on my friends face!

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, my hot dog was gone and I didn't even get a bite. Well, my best friend she knew what to do, she laughed her *ss off and so I did too!

[globalhostinggroup]

ROTFLMAO

that is a good one

[jawn_tech]

I've heard of inhaling your meal, but never knew it was done literally.

Maybe it's still thumping around in a lung.

[wenwilder]

Obviously you've never been in the hospital with a new trach and a food tube in your nose ;)

[ctabuk]

YUK, if he made a mess in a fairground what on earth would he do with a bedpan?

[jawn_tech]

Obviously you've never been in the hospital with a new trach and a food tube in your nose ;)
Aye carumba! Knock on wood. Hope I never have to... Have you wen?

ctbuk it was actually in my kitchen when it happened, in front of the family. Their reaction was priceless.

Poor Clicken. Good thing it wasn't a footlong or keilbasa.

[Clicken]

Jawn,... perhaps if it were as you say BIGGER, maybe we could have grabbed the end and saved a bite or two.

Me thinks... but not wanting, and wen might know the answer, but it might be better than having the tube stuck some where else... been there, done that, they can keep the shirt. don't go there.


Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer...


There I go, getting carried away again... I know, I'm going, back over there... to face the meeting in my mind. It's a dirty job, BUT somebodies gotta do it.


cuz if I were an hm hm HmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

[globalhostinggroup]

no coment

[MarcieZoob]

My friend and I were throwing grapes at each other, trying to catch them in our mouths. Well my friend tossed one fairly large grape right down my throat, which lodged itself in one spot for quite awhile, so it seemed. We just sat there staring at each other in horror....It seemed like it took FOREVER to swallow the grape....

How come we all forget the Heimlich Maneuver at times of need?

[ctabuk]

Hi Marcie, lucky she did'nt have an orange! Or should I say that you should have been GRAPEFUL !!After you swallowed it - did it fall 'Knee high'?

And what is a grape kneehigh please, Radar in M*A*S*H guzzles them by the bucketful, and by the way did you know that when Radar left the series the cast had a party to celebrate?

Sorry Jawn_Tech, but tell me, if you go to a karaoke night do you do a Tom Jones number, 'It's snot Unusual' ?

[globalhostinggroup]

The Heimlich Maneuver what’s that?
MarcieZoob surprised to see you in the corner pull up a pall and mull your wows
Wenwilder I guess you want a hall pass for your wedding stuff..
Clicken no more Oscars for you

[Maximilian]

The Heimlich Maneuver what’s that?

Him-Lick Manuever? Hey! Is somebody still passing round that pic o' me with my tongue stuck to the frozen monkey bars?!?

I said "bars" not "butts"!

Cheers!
Max

[MarcieZoob]

Sorry Jawn_Tech, but tell me, if you go to a karaoke night do you do a Tom Jones number, 'It's snot Unusual' ?

As I kid, I loved to sing the Chiffon margarine commercial jingles really loud:

"If you think it's butter but it's SNOT... it's Chiffon."

My Mother the music teacher, best known for her stint on PBS as "Music With Mrs. Wolf", was never amused.

[globalhostinggroup]

Maximum-Beauty.com I see the monkey and the monkey bars but I don’t see your tong stuck to anything

http://www.toronto.at/monkey_bars.jpg

[ctabuk]

Ok, now we've had the family photograph, which one with the long hairy arms is you?

[Maximilian]

Hey - globalhostinggroup - you actually got me hanging in the pic on the far right with black tongue - lol! It's like you've been saving this photo for just the perfect occasion! Too funny!

Cheers!
Max

[globalhostinggroup]

That was you in that pic? Really?

[Clicken]

Well I NEVER!


Is that... Tom... Richard (Dick) and Harry, Three Blind Musketteres (mice), and... Gene Simmons (impersonator)?:


I can't help but wonder what on earth is in Dick's pocket... Looks like he just scored. Maybe that's why they are so happy to just be hangin around. Maybe that's why only one of the seven could make it to the top of the bar! Poor Harry has fallen in with the wrong crowd.

Is it too much to ask for HARRY,.. to put on some pants?: Or is it some kind of initiation procedure?:

[Clicken]

HEY... I did it!

!!!!!
___


"Oops"


I guess I should be soooooooo proud of myself
Shouldn't, shouldn't be soooooooooo proud of myself that's why I 'm here.




Rolling down the river...........Shhhhhhhh

clicken said...
Well I NEVER!
/clicken said


I think I just did never!

l a u g h i n g .

You took me by surprise

ah ah ah

You took away every thing I had you put the hurt on mmeeeeeeeee e e!


1 2 3 4 ....


Any body here.. .

Don't give me no hand me down............................................ . . . . . . .. .. .. . .. .. ..... .. . .

Got one alreadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Hey can we have a slumber party?:


1 2 1 2 3...

Things are going up db db db Things are comming down. dm dm dm...sdvkjvd xcb x vkjsdb hj h fvcjzbxvmc


Grimilns do not... da da da da daddy.... do not like groups!


BTO said...

haaaaaaaaaaaang on to your life your lifeyourlifeyourlife


Takin care of business and working overtime dm dm dm dm dm dm dm dm dm dmd EVERYDAY!

I got my own way to rock, I got my own way to roll


I can't type this fast?:

[globalhostinggroup]

Hey who put mirrors in the corners?

[ctabuk]

I'm not going to snitch on anyone, but who has just reappeared, and changed their name? And that is not a reflection on anyone, just the mirrors

[globalhostinggroup]

who?

Who?

WHO????

tell us...

[ctabuk]

NO, NO, NO Wild horses could not drag the name M*************** from my lips, I would sooner be locked up on Elba with a toothless Hillbilly (they are getting in everywhere!)than to divulge the name of the Roman Gladiator played by Russel Crowe, you think yourself so clever Globalhostings with your trick questions, but you have met your match in me, I'm not silly!

[globalhostinggroup]

Who said I think
Clever
Errr…
Um…
What was I saying again..

[Clicken]

Did you say something?

I didn't say anything.

You know me I would never say anything.

I am here NOT to say anything.

So, don't EVEN try to make me say anything.

Wild horses couldn't drag it outta me.

The cat is in this bag to Stay.

You have my, umm... my something on it.

[ctabuk]

I am now sat in a padded cell, with my laptop,the Moderators raided my home at 4.30 this morning, I can only type with one finger, so this is going to take a long time to type. I have discovered who is behind them all, it is aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Is he still alive clicken?
No Max, is is as before, the living dead,ctabuk is a zombie!!

tune in for the next thrilling instalment of 'The Curse of Tooting Common later here at WPW

sponsored by globalhostinggroup and the Toronto Hookers Club

[globalhostinggroup]

Shhh that is suppose to be a secret
You know they are listening
They are everywhere

[Clicken]

(clicken has her hands over her ears and is swaying side to side as she sings... La la la la l al al al sorry. Hm hmmh mhhm I can sing and hum faster than I can type. Doesn't matter, I still can't hear you:p)

[globalhostinggroup]

that's good

[Clicken]

Yes that is good... I can cover my ears and type at the same time!

Just like I can't hear you but I know what you are saying... with out the body language of course.

[globalhostinggroup]

Your telling me
I thought we’d have to send you to kangaroo court
Hey
Wait….
What are you typing with
No…
Never mind.

[ctabuk]

Telepathic communication between clicken & globalhostinggroup on the Internet here at WPW, this is the landmark that the whole World has waited to see, and I was there! FAME AT LAST, THANK YOU BOTH

xxxxxxxxxxx

[globalhostinggroup]

i think it is all upsidedown!

[paulhiles]

i think it is all upsidedown!
Are you still looking at those mirrors in the corner?

[globalhostinggroup]

mabie

[ctabuk]

Stand on your head

[Clicken]

Turn the mirrors over.

[globalhostinggroup]

ahhh haaa
flip em..
err...
their stuck

[Clicken]

No no no...

You weren't looking at the body language...

Over, wasn't exactly a good word...

upside down, like GHG!

[globalhostinggroup]

All the blood is rushing to my brain
Oooowwwww
I feel dizzy
Wow there is a tiny floating pink pokedotted elephant with wings.
……
[thump]

[Clicken]

GHG?...

Oh Dear, I hope that thump was the elephant... no, that would be terrible not to mention dangerous.

GHG?


I can't look, pain is contageous. ctabuk, you look, now that ICU, you can see.

[ctabuk]

Thousands of Elephants all being dropped by parachute, I can see them landing, they are marching up the lane, apples I need apples, help

[globalhostinggroup]

It is a stampede quick head for the hills here have an apple core sorry I eat the apple already.

[ctabuk]

It's ok, I've planted the pips, then used your time machine, oh and could you not eat so much garlic before I use it next time, then I went forward in time by 20 years and picked the apples and feed the elephants. They are quite friendly now.

[globalhostinggroup]

I wasn’t eating it I went back to Dracula time with some garlic cloves.

[mikmik]

Dracula time????

How many hours do we move our clocks for that? I was just getting adjusted to standard time, -8 GMT!

[ctabuk]

Translevania Time Zones they're different to ours
George and Mildred Hills visited Count Dracula and he took bites out of their necks and drained their blood. Egor sits at the organ and plays a real dirge, the Hills sit up and Dracula say's 'Look Egor, The Hills are alive with the sound of music'

[globalhostinggroup]

I need my lotto numbers did someone check them for next week yet

[ctabuk]

5 - 23- 16 - 4 - 37 - 18

[globalhostinggroup]

is that next week or the week after that?

[ctabuk]

Next week, but I won it and I've spent the cash

[globalhostinggroup]

Well that is no good how does that help me?

[Clicken]

ME ME ME!

How does that help me?

GAT ME A BREAK!

[ctabuk]

Just thought I'd bring something with the word 'Break' into life!

[globalhostinggroup]

All right who through a party in the break room and didn’t clean it up?
Ohh look week old pizza.
mmmmmm…

[paulhiles]

Okay okay, break it up you guys!

Move along now please, nothing to see here!

:o)

Paul

[globalhostinggroup]

What happened to the corners this room is round now!!!!!!!

[ctabuk]

It's Paul's round, 3 pints of Ruddles County please Mr Hiles

[paulhiles]

It's Paul's round, 3 pints of Ruddles County please Mr Hiles
I'll get the beers, if you'll take care of the snacks. A pack of Pork Scratchings for me please! :o)

[ctabuk]

No worries

[MarcieZoob]

Dare I ask what pork scratchings might be? I'm afraid my smarta** answer might send me to the corner...

[Clicken]

Smartast answers can't get you sent to the corner... if you are already in the corner. However, they might get you duck taped to the wall, or maybe a new hair do... you know how creative this place can be... ast wen, she was creative!

However, if you have a dumbast answer then go ahead, we can handle it. It's probably better than the truth anywayy, unless it is the truth!

< post lookout... lookout posted>

<> <>

[ctabuk]

Dare I ask what pork scratchings might be? I'm afraid my smarta** answer might send me to the corner...

Hi Marcie, pork Scratchings, well this should get me banned as it is going to be extremely gory, so cover your eyes! Mass produced pig rind, yup, you know when you cook a great pork joint (sorry wen)and the skin goes really crispy and delicious, well imagine that in packets. We brits have strong institutions.
Ruddles County is real ale, originally brewed just over our border in Rutland and now in Suffolk, good stuff!

[wintev]

I'll pass on the pork scratchings, but a nice cold pint of ginus would go down a treat.

[ctabuk]

Hi, I love your spelling of guiness, so much easier!
Actually it is the oldest drink in the world and was mentioned in the Bible, Proverbs 9 verse 13 'They are either fore us or aguiness'

[MarcieZoob]

So if guiness is mentioned in the Bible, how come I can't buy it before noon on a Sunday?

[globalhostinggroup]

who took my guiness

[ctabuk]

You stay away from Guiness, your dangerous enough while sober

[globalhostinggroup]

What! come on it was a whole keg where did it go?

[ctabuk]

Marcie asks why she cannot buy guiness before noon on a Sunday, perhaps she does not look 18, or maybe the vicar has purchased the shops stock for Sunday services and the supply truck does not get in until noon?
GHG how are you at spaceship design? I've sort of committed us to a joint venture in the jawn_tech thread. I should have asked first, but it slipped my mind.

[globalhostinggroup]

I have the blue prints
Ohhh no I hid them in the keg someone took

[ctabuk]

Clumsy, I nearly did a silly thing, but more on that later, a little mystery won't hurt

[MarcieZoob]

GHG, I found your lost Guiness keg on the black beer market and I was going to buy it back for you but unfortunately it was Sunday before noon so "no sale"...

[ctabuk]

The wooden spaceship has been finished. It has incredible features, powered by a 425cc Citroen 2CV engine producing a mind shattering 25bhb. The thruster jets are twin Hoover Goblins, originals mind you circa 1950 no rubbish here. Take off speed is 630 mph, but she's flat out at 60mph so we are launching from a tower block. We have named her 'LOL' after you lot at WPW. Thanks to some amazing help from an old codger on his bike who pointed out that wood burns and we would have to get through the Earths Gravity Belt, which he reckons can get pretty hot, we have covered 'LOL' in bakofoil. We have 'state of the art' technology on board, including a compass (wow)a periscope a dvd and speakers, loads of Mars bars and red wine. Unlike the Enterprise we do have toilet facilities a hatchdoor. We have thought of everything.
Our spacesuits are Andy Pandy style but in tinfoil, with oxygen supplied from 200 Emergency Tyre repair pumps.Tastes funny, but what the heck, this is real life not some crappy TV Show. My Fridge is inside just in case! Watch your TV's tonight as the BBC and the Ministry of Defence have shown great interest in our project. Tony Blair has sent me a personal note it reads 'David, I always said you would go far, how high is the towerblock? Your Friend Tony'

[globalhostinggroup]

0010 0101 1101 1111 0001 0101 0111 0110 1110 0110 1101

[Clicken]

GHG, did you drop this?...

0000



And ctabuk, can I get one of those space outfits, even if I can't go with you?

[globalhostinggroup]

0010 0101 1101 1111 0001 0101 0111 0110 1110 0110 1101 0010 0101 1101 1111 0001 0101 0111 0110 1110 0110 1101 0010 0101 1101 1111 0001 0101 0111 0110 1110 0110 1101

0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000

[ctabuk]

You fool GHG, you have given the world our launch code. Clicken, it's in the post, get your credit cards (you will need more than one) as it weighs 4 tons and it's unstamped.

[wenwilder]

0010 0101 1101 1111 0001 0101 0111 0110 1110 0110 1101 0010 0101 1101 1111 0001 0101 0111 0110 1110 0110 1101 0010 0101 1101 1111 0001 0101 0111 0110 1110 0110 1101

0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000

And the sum is? ;)

[globalhostinggroup]

wow wenwilder
i knew the 0000 would work

[SnerdeyWebs]

Hello Peeps!

Well, I just wanted to let you know that the Snerdey Freebies are on the way out.

Only 3 orders.. guess I got off cheap!

Have a Great Week!
Catch you in a few hours.. meetings today.

Snerdey

[globalhostinggroup]

i got one hehehehehe

[ctabuk]

i got one hehehehehe
Share it, hehe 000010000

[globalhostinggroup]

if you wanted one you should have got one from Snerdey i'm not cutting myne in half

[ctabuk]

No one has asked you to cut it in half, that would hurt like hell, post it and see if Mike cuts the thread!

[globalhostinggroup]

well when i recive it i will post it =P

[ctabuk]

The Borg attacked the Lol spaceship this afternoon, they tortured me and I gave them your threads to read, I escaped due to the fits of laughter, thanks mate, I've posted you a pint www.guinness.com
Cheers

[Clicken]

\\\\ /0/0 0\0\ \0\0 /0\0 \0/0 //00 \\00 00// 00\\ ////

X0X0 0X0X XX00 00XX X0XX X000 0X00 0XXX XXXX 0000

...! .!!! ..!! .!!! !!!! !!!. !!.. !...

[paulhiles]

\\\\ /0/0 0\0\ \0\0 /0\0 \0/0 //00 \\00 00// 00\\ ////

X0X0 0X0X XX00 00XX X0XX X000 0X00 0XXX XXXX 0000

...! .!!! ..!! .!!! !!!! !!!. !!.. !...
Calm down Clicken! You're getting yourself all worked up over this! Although I have to say I admire your graphic skills, why not ask David to send you over a nice pint of Guinness? :o)

Paul

[Clicken]

Hic Up!

[MarcieZoob]

Brilliant!

[ctabuk]

http://www.nutritionadvisor.com/guinness.htm

The polite way to drink guinness

[MarcieZoob]

1.3 seconds? What a record! I wonder if that guy's still single... ;)

[ctabuk]

STOP PRESS Rare photographs of the original breakroom have just been found by General Topix and his new companion Tin Tin.

http://www.lyndonirwin.com/asylum.htm

[vfaulkner]

HAAA, How did I know that Wen would be here??!!
Causing trouble again/still?

[wenwilder]

Me? Cause trouble? NEVER! See my halo? Oops, just a sec, let me straighten it back out ;)

Acussations aside ;) It's great to see you back in the forum V. We've missed you!

[globalhostinggroup]

wow Vicki i am verry supprized to see you here
a fine addition to the corrner
here you can take my chair

[globalhostinggroup]

woohoo Snerdey i got my balls...
ummmm... i mean i recived the balls you shiped me....
humm... that doesent sound good anyway you say it so i will just show them
http://www.toronto.at/ball.JPG
http://www.toronto.at/ball.JPG

let the squezzing began

hehehehe

[SnerdeyWebs]

I see you put photos of them here.. lol

I'm putting together a "Where has Snerdey Been" page and it's going to have photos of people holding the ball like a scrap book. You can send me info about your biz and what site you want us to link too.

It's a global scrap book. But, you have to have a Snerdey Freebie to be in it!

It's slow moving cause we have to send them all over the place but, getting the photos back is the longest part. Anyhoo.. take a couple of more including you and your company logo and your in! Be creative with it as much as you want. Just no nudes please .. lol

I'm glad you got them, Paul got his the other day.

Should be an interesting section of our site indeed.

Take care!

Scott

[Clicken]

<tr>
<td> width=100%>


I'm putting this note on the table...ctabuk! Shut and lock the gate behind you!</p>
</td>
</tr>



(How does he get a pass?... And... Why is he showing us pictures saying it is the outside?... And... There's no telling where Snerdey's balls have been! Hey,(!) Where's those yard darts... We could send Snerdey's great balls of blazing fire at those flying spiders or to places they've never been... But let's wait until Wen and Vicki have turned the corner.)

[ctabuk]

<tr>
<td> width=100%>


I'm putting this note on the table...ctabuk! Shut and lock the gate behind you!</p>
</td>
</tr>



(How does he get a pass?... And... Why is he showing us pictures saying it is the outside?... And... There's no telling where Snerdey's balls have been! Hey,(!) Where's those yard darts... We could send Snerdey's great balls of blazing fire at those flying spiders or to places they've never been... But let's wait until Wen and Vicki have turned the corner.)

What have I done now?

[SnerdeyWebs]

What have I been missing here...

< hmmm, if Clicken has fire and she's waiting on Wen and Vicki.. then <ooohh> I'm in trouble. << I've been outside collecting more Snerdey Balls> <The gig is up and I must hide them>|<ctabuk>|<Knows too much and must be stopped>

I hope this fits in this great puzzle of ozz that's going on here.

[ctabuk]

And who's going to stop me Snerdey ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[SnerdeyWebs]

<<< My Flying Spiders have been ordered to invade the village of Lincolnshire.. home of ctabuk ...___....__..._.--.>>---...__-- Spider Code >>>

Oh the horror of it all.. look at the legs.. the arms how is he going to type now?

[ctabuk]

wiv mi dose

[SnerdeyWebs]

<tr>
<td> width=100%>


I'm putting this note on the table...ctabuk! Shut and lock the gate behind you!</p>
</td>
</tr>



(How does he get a pass?... And... Why is he showing us pictures saying it is the outside?... And... There's no telling where Snerdey's balls have been! Hey,(!) Where's those yard darts... We could send Snerdey's great balls of blazing fire at those flying spiders or to places they've never been... But let's wait until Wen and Vicki have turned the corner.)

Let's ask Zoob!.. She has one!.. She should by now. What's up Marcie!! <Spiders are still hungry.. but they do not like snow.> ,,,---..-----..-----.,..---..- Secret mission code.<<>>

[ctabuk]

Here it is, I knew I knew him, no wonder he only shows his eyes!!
www.livejournal.com/users/mad_scientist

[SnerdeyWebs]

Thou shall not expose face of Snerdey.. it would scare even the boogie man away! ..---..--....-

If your looking for the real Snerdey.. turn around and look behind you.. I'm everywhere.

BOO!


That reminds me of the old days.. as a kid we used to watch the BOO Hour. It was on the weekends and it was all scary shows. Anyone else ever see it?

[MarcieZoob]

Omigosh I forgot to say THANK YOU for the awesome stress relievers. I've been throwing it at my partner when the need arises - great stress relief. She said I'm supposed to squeeze it, though.

Am I using this wrong? It didn't come with instructions.

[SnerdeyWebs]

Zoob!

Glad to hear you got it!

the proper thing to do..

1) Take a photo of you holding the freebie.
2) Make sure your logo or company name is in it as well.
3) Send photo and a little about your biz and let me know where to link too.

I have a "Where's the Snerdey Freebie" page coming up and it's photo's of people who have one and it's good pr for everyone.

Only the ones who get or simply ask for one are going to be in the page.

Other uses of the Snerdey Freebie.. missing a pool table ball?

Tennis Anyone?

Great baseball practice ball!

Paper weight.. but, it keeps rolling off the table.

By the way.. please keep the photo kid friendly.

((( Calling All Spiders ))) Attack Clicken for not requesting the all mighty Snerdey Freebie! ...---.--...-----...-.

[MarcieZoob]

Snerdy, check your PM

[Clicken]

Shhhhhh, act casual... While Snerdey is checking his PM pretend you are reading or something and don't look at me.

I have found a way to help Snerdey (wave to snerdey) deliver his balls... Do you think this Estes 2 c 11 cartridge is too small to get these balls over the gate? It says it is a single stage... does that mean one ball at a time?

[SnerdeyWebs]

Snerdy, check your PM

Thanks.. How nice of you!

Now, about that Clicken. Not sure if she is wanting more balls for the Estes 2 c 11 or was she sending me some sort of defence code to rid her of all the spiders.

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The world may never know...

[MarcieZoob]

MarcieZoob = World's Biggest Arachnaphobe

Master of the Wild Spider Dance
Will Never Watch Videos of Flying Spiders
Not a Big Fan of SpiderMan

[SnerdeyWebs]

You have not seen it!!

Come on.. it's smaller than a dime and it's only 1 min long. It's wild to see all of the webs flying about and then the surprise landing and take off of a spider like Charlotte's web.

Did you not like that story?

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I dare ya to watch it!

Over 250,000 have already and they did not get bit!

[Clicken]

Snerdey,

I'll be looking for those spiders... I hope you weren't expecting them back because I am sending them on a mission. They will learn to fly like they never flew before. Well, you might get one or two back, depends on the wind direction, but you probably won't recognize them, however you might recognize their new flaming orange ships.


Marcie, look out... it's Spider Vien! ... coming to get you!

[SnerdeyWebs]

Now that was funny!

Wanna hear something even funnier??

I'm Going to see U2!!!!!!!!!!

Hot Diggity Dog!

I'm looking out my window and see little ships but they are not flying.. and there are no spiders.. just fish!

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SPIDERS??? ---...-.-.-.-

[MarcieZoob]

I'm Going to see U2

Wow, you luck dog! They are not making a stop in Michigan this tour....grrrrrrrrr.

(Small world - we're playing U2's Best of 1990-2000 today.)

[SnerdeyWebs]

When I go I will write on a Snerdey Freebie that Zoob want's you to go play a concert in MI.

I'm sure they will do it as soon as they read the ball.. sure, cause it will have a Secret Spider inside it that contains.. "will do what my fans want" venom that will be injected once the spider makes it to the band.

hehe,

Yes, I'm going to CA to see my dad and taking him with us! It's my teenage daughter that's freaking out the most!

He is old school and loves U2.. Whoo Does'nt??

Oh yea, there is one guy.. he posted a reply to my Snerdeys got U2 Tickets Post.. he did not say anything.. just a can of SPAM.

OMG!

U2 and SPAM?

No Way!