Hi Guys newbie on the forums.. Can you review my newest website for me ? [Archive]

chrisJumbo

10-08-2010, 05:36 PM

Its aimmed at top level corporations and high end clients ..

I'll be the first to admit, I'm not the best designer in the world. And have certainly taken my lumps, but you make the statement that you are going after high end clients. I'm sorry, but I don't believe any high end client will take you seriously with your design.

Hold on, skip the above. I think your post should be taken down. Mod, please look at this site. This must be a joke aimed at wasting our time on what should have been a nice 3-day weekend (at least in the US.) Not laughing.

Tubby

10-08-2010, 06:04 PM

I did have a look. I even linked to two of the site images in another thread. . But the site seems to have gone off the radar.

The site is a ' joke ' The images I linked to pretty well proved that. . .

I am not 100% convinced that WebPete knows it is a joke. My Judgment tends to lean towards (From looking at his photo) he might simply be 'unaware':roll:

Martinscholes

10-08-2010, 06:22 PM

I think he is fully away, Tubby! :)

Tubby

10-08-2010, 06:43 PM

alphaomega

10-08-2010, 08:29 PM

Speaks for itself, doesn't it?

What Our Customers say. (http://www.website-designers-norfolk.co.uk/feeds-from-website-builders-Norfolk.php)

Testimonials live feeds from the phone and fax machine.
read what our customers say , this is from the past messages we get from our customers streamed live into website using that rs rsss thingy ..
•You 4 eyed twats !! miss J Bolton Norwich.
•Weirdos ! Mr A Hill, Suffolk
•Your designs are crap ! Your Crap .Mr H Arranti. Croma Norfolk
•Norfolk should run your arsses out of town you morons .Mr name witheld
•I fink yoor webbsite is grreat . miss jenny ,Norwich Junior school Norfolk
•u r brill .xx MUM
•Your an idiot !! Dad
•No he isnt !! MUM
•Yes he is the looney !! DAD
•I want a refund or else .. Mr K lucas
•I am gonna sue you poofters !! Mr R Clooner
•Its only me John xx can you remember to put the meat in the fridge when Shirley brings it round xxx ta . Gerry . Norwich Norfolk .

jxw

10-08-2010, 08:49 PM

Here it is Friday night 8:30pm and dinner will be ready in 10 minutes. Thought I would read some e-mails, including one from WPW. As I haven't reviewed a site in a while, I thought, "Why not!" I got a good chuckle out of this. How did this get past the "censors?" Oh, the dog wants to go out. I have my priorities, but I will sure make it a point to rush back to this site on a Friday night. (Actually, I am still chuckling - love the staff pictures, too.)

alphaomega

10-08-2010, 09:15 PM

Saturday here.

Mamoon Rashid

10-09-2010, 03:20 AM

ok..... This site made it to the featured site of the web pro world newsletter...

Earlier...when my sites used to become featured site on web pro world newsletter...it used to make me feel good and I used to forward the newsletter to my clients...that look .. your site became a featured site on the newsletter..

Now....frankly...I don't think I will ever feel the same way if my website becomes featured website on the newsletter of web pro world...

maybe I am thinking wrong....but...if this site can become featured site...then any site can!

Martinscholes

10-09-2010, 06:36 AM

Martin, I did not want to have to moderate myself for insulting other members. That is why I will stay with
" he might simply be 'unaware' "

As you well know I would never accuse another member of only having ' Half a brain'

Aha! You mean unaware as in: "Oh, my God! What's that??" "Don't worry, it's your own left arm!"? THAT kind of unaware? :D

WebPete

10-09-2010, 11:53 AM

Guys dont you have humour in the USA ? its a comedy spoof website.. we do them a lot

try www .boat-cruises.co.uk thats one i did a while back ..

Its humourous read the website ..

jeez how on earth did you make the series " Friends "? thats was funny ..

Maybe its just us British who have humour ? its a spoof of a British web design company !!!!

weegillis

10-09-2010, 06:15 PM

Not exactly Monty Python or The Goon Show but I'll buy that it's a 'wee bit' funny. Consequently, rather than clutter up a serious forum (Site Reviews) with this attempt at humor, it is now located to the Jokes forum in the Castle Break Room.

WebPete

10-10-2010, 06:00 AM

yep i guess i should of posted it not in the serious review section .. i grant that now .. as Humour doesnt seem to travel the Globe very well ?

I know next time ...

But you have given me the review i needed which was the aim..

its aim is to leave the viewers wondering ..Is this a real web design Company or not ?

So i hit success with it so thanks for that .. Now if you read it properly and hover over some of the links and pictures etc..

I Guarantee as web designers you will at least have one chuckle as you should understand the clever stuff in the thing .

And my post counts down to 6 ??

what the heck is going on here ? More i post less i go up ?

WebPete

10-10-2010, 06:05 AM

ok..... This site made it to the featured site of the web pro world newsletter...

..but...if this site can become featured site...then any site can!

Rubbish ! The website stood on its own for .. design flare , animation and Humour .. not just the standard seen every day on the web ..
Its a classic ..

And deserves a lot more merit than you give it ..

ANY Web guy can make a standard website ... Very few can do quality humour ..

Tubby

10-10-2010, 06:35 AM

Maybe its just us British who have humour ? its a spoof of a British web design company !!!!

I am British - I am still pondering the different interpretations of the word "Unaware" (I am still sticking to the humour theme)

Martin Wrote:
"Aha! You mean unaware as in: "Oh, my God! What's that??" "Don't worry, it's your own left arm!"? THAT kind of unaware? "

I thought that was funny. It at least followed on from a pre-set theme and was not merely the first words that popped into mind. . .

It beats the crap out of the primary school humor of. .
•u r brill .xx MUM
•Your an idiot !! Dad
•No he isnt !! MUM
•Yes he is the looney !! DAD

Hey WebPete What's the time in The UK ?...

I think Martin Is British too. . He clearly understands how humour works. . He fed me that line . . . 'watches are worn on the left arm' . .

[/B] (still Joking) Just wanted to find out if you can move your left arm . (I felt the need to explain that to you because I am still not convinced)

WebPete

10-10-2010, 06:41 AM

12.41 here i am in Spain at the moment

How long you been over the Outback ?

Tubby

10-10-2010, 06:51 AM

Humour ?

User Comments.
"I laughed so much I fell of my chair" - Eileen Dover www.discountneckbraces.com

Even an old joke like the above User Comment would indicate you at least made an attempt. .

WebPete

10-10-2010, 06:54 AM

How long you been over there ? you didnt answer ?

Tubby

10-10-2010, 06:59 AM

12.41 here i am in Spain at the moment

How long you been over the Outback ?

I have been here all day. .

You had damned well better re-do that site and removed the stupidity and create something truly amusing . . I have been known to jump on a plane to get to where people live so I can kick their asses -

Make the site Funny . . Or find Out what it feels like to get kicked in the rear end with an Australian Accent. I have relatives living near you. I will not say where as I will get no thanks from my family for introducing them to an Idiot.

Make the site funny.

WebPete

10-10-2010, 07:04 AM

I have been here all day. .

You had damned well better re-do that site and removed the stupidity and create something truly amusing . . I have been known to jump on a plane to get to where people live so I can kick their asses -

Make the site Funny . . Or find Out what it feels like to get kicked in the rear end with an Australian Accent. I have relatives living near you. I will not say where as I will get no thanks from my family for introducing them to an Idiot.

Make the site funny.

There all day LOL

Obviously but how long since you left Blighty ?

LMAO at your family kicking butts .. very good humour ..

Tubby

10-10-2010, 07:16 AM

How long you been over there ? you didnt answer ?

Holey Moley - You are "Unaware"

A quick lesson.
If you are in the lounge room and you ask your mother a question while she is watching television and she does not answer for five minutes You can be sure that the sound of you voice has passed her by and travel out of the widow and lost in the wilderness of your garden. . . You can repeat the question. .

The Written word lingers on a forum page - Forever . . . Repeating it is totally pointless. It is on the page it will not go anywhere unless a moderator deletes it. Why would a moderator delete your second post after I have pointed out how pointless it is.

I have a sense of humour. . I am hoping to introduce you to it g r a d u a l l y. (not wishing to give you information overload)

Tubby

10-10-2010, 07:30 AM

I deleted your golf post. It has nothing to do with your original post. nothing to do with a review of your site and is merely an opportunist attempt at showing us another site.

To be truthful I can see images like that on any refrigerator where a small child lives (stuck with magnets). Mothers hang them on the fridge because they love their children. . You really would be unwise to post images like that and expect a sensible review . . Take the hint . . you have already been moved to the joke section

I expect with some effort you can work your way out of it and into the main body of the site.

WebPete

10-10-2010, 07:57 AM

Its extremely hard work this forum isnt it ..:confused:

I have been on forums for 20 odd years and never, have i known a forum to be such hard work ..its like we are on different planets ..

Maybe its me .. maybe i have lost the plot along the way :confused:

Tubby

10-10-2010, 08:23 AM

I am doing my best to help you locate ' the plot '.

I have only know life on earth I have no experience communicating with other planets.

I would like to assist you in becoming a useful and helpful member. we have far to many who post and run in the hope of a quick link. . When in truth the longer road on a forum is far more effective strategy.

WebPete

10-10-2010, 08:52 AM

I see right .. i will try and learn your humour the best i can ..

weegillis

10-10-2010, 01:30 PM

Maybe its me .. maybe i have lost the plot along the wayThe member may have lost the plot, but we haven't lost the member's intent: LINKS. Methinks an advisory to, "Straighten up and fly right!" is in order for this member. Get that?

WebPete

10-10-2010, 03:09 PM

The member may have lost the plot, but we haven't lost the member's intent: LINKS. Methinks an advisory to, "Straighten up and fly right!" is in order for this member. Get that?

I must say and i mean this most sincerely .. after owning and being on loads of forums of all types in the Past 20 years !! That you Moderators on this forum here are about the thickest and the biggest Wankers i have ever encountered !!

You do my head in God your all nuts !!!!

Tubby

10-10-2010, 05:48 PM

Oh that is so funny. You picked the wrong moderator that time . . .

Guess we will see you after your served your 'time off'

previously Posted by WebPete

"And my post counts down to 6 ?? - what the heck is going on here ? More i post less i go up ? "

Pete - This is a known phenomenon - It occurs usually after attracting the attention of several moderators who then delete all your spammy or pointless posts . . At least three moderators have deleted several or more of your post.

A least you can say you went down kicking . .

dburdon

10-11-2010, 04:33 PM

Is the site about website design in Norwich and Norfolk? Maybe these terms could be emphasised slightly more. Hold on, I've just read the "What customers say" page!

dgswilson

10-12-2010, 09:31 AM

Guys dont you have humour in the USA ?

I thought it was seriously funny, from the bears to the echasketch....How many websites are there in GB, you made it to 100,000 (GB) in Alexa.