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Old 07-22-2008, 11:44 PM
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Default The monkey, the wild dog, and the leopard

The monkey, the wild dog, and the leopard

A wild dog is running through the jungle. While wandering about he notices a leopard heading in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The dog thinks, "Boy, I'm in deep trouble now."

Then he sees some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, he goes chasing after the leopard.

But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks," What am I going to do now?"

But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet.

And just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says, "Where's that monkey. I just can never trust him. I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back!"
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Old 07-25-2008, 02:39 AM
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So, how'd it end up? who got eaten or something?
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Old 07-26-2008, 10:25 PM
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There isn't an ending for the joke, but one can assume that the leopard is not please with the monkey for leading him into a trap. I would not want to be that monkey!
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Old 07-27-2008, 01:35 PM
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Default Re: The monkey, the wild dog, and the leopard

lspence, that's a hilarious story... it's just unfortunate that some folks might not "get" it.


Thanks for the chuckle!
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