A walker noticed an old lady sitting on her front step, so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look

What is your secret?'

'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, get laid, and do no other exercise at all.'

'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'


'Twenty-four,' she replied. (See below)

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oh lol.. she's only 24!! yay I know you're kidding but I can't stop imagining things

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ROFL hahahaha...*laughing as hard as I can* what the...maybe she must mean 24 years not doing those things or maybe 24 years that she has been doing those things. hahaha

OLD PROSITUTES never die, they just fake away...


OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zip

Ha ha ha ha dont joke how she be 24 yrs old huh we cant imagine that man,,,,



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Maybe she's 24 when she first started to smoke hahahaha