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Old 06-10-2008, 04:18 AM
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Words Women Use>>>

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are >right and you need to shut up.

>>2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.>Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more >minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.>>

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and >you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end >in fine.>>

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!>>

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement >often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot >and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you >about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)>>

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can >make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before >deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.>>

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say >you're welcome.>>

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying GET A LIFE!>>

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning >this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is >now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's >wrong?" For the woman's response refer to god for the answer
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How did you know all that? most are true..
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8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying GET A LIFE!>>
this can also mean she gives up
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Words Women Use>>>

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are >right and you need to shut up.

>>2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.>Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more >minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.>>

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and >you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end >in fine.>>

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!>>

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement >often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot >and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you >about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)>>

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can >make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before >deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.>>

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say >you're welcome.>>

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying GET A LIFE!>>

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning >this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is >now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's >wrong?" For the woman's response refer to god for the answer
That's okay. Go ahead, post a joke like that... it's fine.

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I think you experienced this. LoL
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Either your a female stuck to a man's body or you just experienced a lot.But those were really true,
Good to know that there are guys who are concern enough even with this matter.

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Oh man so you are good exert of girls knowledge how they behave and speak,,,,,,,
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How did you know all that? i think you had done great reseach on the women 's psyche.
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I especially like 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!>>
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I especially like 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!>>
What is worse is "Go right ahead." This should trigger the following response in the male brain:

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lots of psychological truth about the female, but the mean thing is do you experience by yourself or its others experience with female?
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My wife uses the following:
"You're wrong" - translation = "you're wrong."
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pure chauvanistic humour... well chauvanist, there wasn't really much humour involved
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My wife uses the following:
"You're wrong" - translation = "you're wrong."
I think it should be listed in that. Most of the wives tend to use this word - You're wrong
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>>2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.>Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more >minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.>>
I have faced this problem more than 3 times with my frnd n frm next time I ll call her up n ask for time, she would say 5 min and I ll go after 45 min, by then she would dressed up and waiting for me
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