one night marriage
A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to
other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing
a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the
upper
bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently
woke
the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing
to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that
we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your
own
blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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