Spyware Rant

[mikmik]

I found this 'rant' on spyware installing software. The EUL - End User License - is especially great.

Our Little Rant by Eightball & Thundercloud

That brings us to today’s course in creative writing. Let’s pretend we’re spyware developers and we have a program called “GummyFun” that has made millions for us and provided us with a lavish lifestyle. We note the spyware acts have passed but we’re not concerned! We are a multi-million dollar company! We think: "Lawyers". So, we hire the legal firm of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe to render an interpretation of the spyware legislation and look for loopholes. We certainly don't want to have to stop buying new Beamers every year (red convertibles, please). We especially don't want to stop having beautiful babes or gorgeous guys (depending) serve us drinks on our yachts. Our handy-dandy GummyFun Toolbar has been good to us. Who cares about all the computers we've ruined? Hehe...certainly not us! (Jeeves, would you bring my car around?)