No one has sex?! I spend the occasional hour or two every week browsing and downloading nature shots for my screensavers.
I suppose that we are a wierd bunch and many don't have relationships, like me for example.
Once a year or two,I have a few friends that try to set me up and let me tell you, that takes the pressure off of thinking of original and witty lines while standing in the grocery store checkout and trying to calm yourself down and appear natural so that the cashier will laugh and be embarassed and get all flustered and then next time you shop and go through her line, like ten minutes later, but it doesn't work because acting nonchalant while buying buttertarts and drooling and you say, "Hey I bet you are sweeter than TWO buttertarts" then she giggles and says, "I bet you never been laid in your life" "or ever will, ya wee ninny "... but
luckily, your friends set you up for a blind date and she is the one that 'never says no' so you know that she will say no to you no matter how many guys have 'nailed her' just by saying "I like your ***** " but you/I am way to polite for that and gentlemanly approach elevates me to immediate 'friend for life status"
But, you know, I am sure others do have lives, or at least look, peek, once in a while.
I know I do, and I am tame compared to most guys.
I am getting confused again and I have to go lay down, but I wonder, how many spend how much time on Adultsearchfinders.com or downloading pics and vids.
Cmon, I know many people do, but the womans are an mystery area.
I spend about two hours a week, or maybe three, sending money to women that are going to come over from russia because they know, after one responce(where I say they have a very pretty face and profile,[ considerring they are guys shafting lonely hearts like me but I don't realize it untill later when I have sent then 3 grand for plane fare and then I realize that they didn't accidentally miss the flight into Edm International, and I realize that no matter how many emails and promises of more money I send, they have died in a horrible plane crash and I will never talk to them again, and I don't see it on the news so I sigh and think that I at least helped out a poor, desperate and oppressed Iron curtain lad] and how come a lawyer that looks like Raquel Welch(exactly, I might add - funny that) is so lonely that she needs me to offer refuge from the dumb men in her country) one and one only responce that I say "I like Heavy Metal music and surfing porn sites and thinking up names for a group of woodpeckers to get my kicks" yet she brilliantly and with paranormal insight sees that I am the man she wants to live with and have babies with even though I have had a vascectomy and I don't understand how she gets pregnant so often... I imagine
Time for my meds and go check my messages on adultfriendfinders to see how many russian womans are begging me to save them.
Actually, I just thought of a way to spend my free time. Call me Inga,
that's me on the the right, in fact they are all me.
I gotta get a better hobby