Proof that women are evil:

First we state that women require time and money.
women= time x money

And as well all know "time is money".
time= money

Therefore:
women= money x money = (money)^2

And because "money is the root of all evil";
money= sqrt(evil)

Therefore:
women= sqrt(evil)^2

Hence we are forced to conclude that WOMEN=EVIL.

yes I deserve any response I get

Oo sparky talk about play with fire!

Now lets be fair and think of an equation for men: It would have to include hot air, effort and PlayStation, beer and man colds.

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Your logic and equation is flawed.

It is *love* of money that is the root of all evil ... love of women, on the other hand, is entirely natural.

And, not surprisingly, it takes a woman to straighten you out. No wonder you are defensive.

Deb: very funny!!!!!

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Is it to late to say I love you?????

Who, Deb or me?

But, yeah, it's probably too late ...

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Not sure how to answer that without digging a deeper hole.
Would a rose help?

@}---'---,--->

Well, Spark, I always appreciate flowers ... and the roses certainly smell lovely ... but I do think you're right ... the hole is too deep for the roots to take ... you got some attention, though.

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I've never needed maths for this one. My mother was a woman, and just see what she produced. You'd HAVE to be evil to do something like that to the world.

Yes, Sparky. Yes women are evil.

We are also smarter than the male of the species.

We do not need to do math to figure out if someone is
evil or not. We can just tell.

Now go hide.

I knew my wife was evil, within seconds of meeting her. She placed evil spells on me . . .

She used to have a night dress - on it was written.
A women has to be twice as clever as a man to be considered his equal "fortunately this is easy"

My wife was that evil, she wore this nightdress for 6 months before I even was able to read the words...(that was some spell).

Women have always been evil. . . I do not know why, I just know they are - just be wary if ever they look at you. you could end up walking into a tree...

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hahaha

Men are a great source of entertainment, thanks, appreciate it!

I like how you equate woman as valuable. Evil must be valuable too, according to your equation!

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I doubt he actually made that equation

but it's funny to see again

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My mother is a woman. She is full of love.
I believe woman is full of love. Love her family, love her husband, love her kids.
And it's a natural as human being, people like money. And it doesn't mean that he / she become evil if he / she like money. It depends on how you use your money. Sorry, I don't agree that "money is the root of all evil".
I just give my opinion.

edyst3 said ..
"I believe woman is full of love. Love her family, love her husband, love her kids.
And it's a natural as human being, people like money. And it doesn't mean that he / she become evil if he / she like money."

YES!. absolutely correct

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I think the quote is based on a quote from an American writer called Fanny Hurst:

"A woman has to be twice as good as a man to go half as far. Fortunately this is not difficult."

Don't know what she was trying to say, huh guys?

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"Fortunately this is not difficult" is the red herring here. The real puzzle is why women are content to go half as far as men, regardless of ease or difficulty. They demonstrate time and again that this is the case - and don't they kick up if anyone points it out to them ? Are you sure that YOU know what she was trying to say, ?

Is it safe to come out yet?

Yes women are evil but I've away been drawn to the dark side.

Di, I have a sort of theory . Looking at the question of why it is that More men make the giddy heights, politics, business, you name it, in a bigger proportion to women.

Men often do not accept the supporting roll. If you are going to reach the top, you do need a lot of support. One well known male that readily accepted The supporting roll. Was Maggie Thatchers Husband.

If a women wants success she should start by doing what men do. Find Themselves a partner that will love them and stand beside them right or wrong without conflict (ego) for their every move, for a lifetime.

Once a woman has one of these, the rest is a piece of cake. Find a partner that is smarter than you. . but just smart enough to never ever let you know. Thats what Men do

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"Is it safe to come out yet?"

Never ever hide from a woman Sparky. If ever you get caught stark naked. . puff your chest out, do not try to hide a thing or cringe or look ashamed. Walk proudly. . (we might still look stupid, but If it is true we lack 'smarts' we can over-ride it with pride)

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wow.... mighty brave there sparky.

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Back to the math of this theory, the New York Times has a handy list of the top 25 most evil people of the millenium.

Campaign 2000 | New York Times Top 25 Most Evil People of the Millennium


Now I am not so great at math, but this evidence appears to suggest that the ratios of evil men versus evil women are 25:1

That would mean that only 4% of female population ar evil, as opposed to 96% of the guys.

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Chandrika said
"That would mean that only 4% of female population ar evil, as opposed to 96% of the guys."

No. . this means you cannot list the most evil. . because they know who we are!

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Oh THS I hope that was a rhetorical question as I could go all into the whole "its down to the individual woman" and "not being stereotyped route" but this post is just a bit of nonsensical fun.

I was merely quoting from a book of insults I read last Summer. This was the quote after womankind had been viliefied for about 3 pages by everyone from Shakespeare to Stalin. I'd call it justice. I may not have even got the name right! Having said that, if more than one woman quoted the same quote, then what are they trying to tell YOU?

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LOL!

*Crying*
Do women cry because they're too emotional or because it works? The latter is evil.

*Laundry*
Finding money in a pants pocket and claiming "finders keepers" is evil I tell you!

*Arguements*
Using somethithing we "suppossedly" did a decade and a half go against us is pure evil.

*Sporticus Interruptus*
Right in the middle of the "big game" shouting "Honey... I need your help in here" is evil.

*Sex as a "motivation tactic"*
Now this is evil at its finest.



Dave

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That they're evil too ?

Dear oh dear, THS I guess I cannot preach to the unconverted.

Yes women can be evil but then the male species are hardly a bunch of saints either are they?

CrankyDave - granted we have all those factors and I was going to do a list (like yours) for men, but I can only think of man colds and thats it. I guess I need more time.

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Maths is evil.

Or should that be maths are evil?

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Muhahahaha

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Sadly, someone forgot to tell the New York Times readers that a Millennium is 1,000 years, not their living memory!

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thats old equation, thats been on the net for a while.

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I'm smelling a whole lot of if coming off of this plan.

Feydakin said
"Behind every great man is a woman nagging him to death..

She is Behind every man, there seems to be no great need to aquire 'greatness'

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a double cheese burger is evil

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