Dyslexics have more fnu

Clones are people, two

Entropy isn't what it used to be

Microbiology Lab Staph Only!

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses

Eschew obfuscation

186,000 miles/sec (300,000km/sec): Not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Editing is a rewording activity

Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure

Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery

No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway

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I have a habit of procrastinating, a flaw I vow to give up, tomorrow

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Nothing ever changes - Still stuck in the same damned corner!

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication.

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.

It takes one tree to make 10,000 matches, but one match to burn 10,000 trees.

The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions:
1. When you're ready for them.
2. When you're not ready for them..

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"Remember Today IS Yesterdays Tomorrow"

Axioms for Today

1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

8. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

9. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

11. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

12. He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.

13. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

14. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

15. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

16. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

17. Pardon my driving. I'm reloading.

18. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

19. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

20. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.

21. Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

22. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

23. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

24. You can't have everything, where would you put it?

25. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

26. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

27. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

28. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

29. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

30. Shin: A device for finding furniture.

31. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

32. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

33. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

34. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

35. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

36. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

37. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

38. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

On Monday, my friend told me, "Tomorrow I will look for a job."

On Tuesday, my friend told me, "Tomorrow I will look for a job."

On Wednesday, my friend told me, "Tomorrow I will look for a job."

On Thursday, my friend told me, "Tomorrow I will look for a job."

On Friday, my friend told me, "On Monday I will look for a job."

Maybe this is why he still lives at home with his Mommy. Tomorrow is always a day away.

Sorry, Bleed over from another post... I need more coffee. "Wen, are you going to get me coffee?"

You did say...

Random thoughts, right?

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Seen this, been this:

This forum is simply GREAT I hope no one will object but I'll use the thoughts on my website(when ever I have time to add this)

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Your greatest glory doesn't consist in falling, but rising every time you fall and this is what defines a perfect human.
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Top Ten Signs You Should Get A Divorce

Your brother-in-law is your brother.
Your sister-in-law is your brother.
Your wife claims she has no brothers or sisters.
She walks in the door, smiling.
She wants to dance, naked, and call it an experiment.
She wants to talk, intimately, and explain what a woman really needs.
She kisses you on the forehead.
She tells you to cut your toenails.
She has to go to Walmart.
She threatens to take your tools away!

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