NEW Game - Page 36

Dubbya · #**1751** (**permalink**) 04-02-2009, 10:53 AM

1670 - Ah, the internet... Is there nothing one can't find?

BEER ROASTED CAT - DO NOT USE BEER

1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, a lot like a popular dark Irish Beer

Scrape Cat. Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon.

If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.

EDIT: It'd take more than just a few beers for me to try this....

If a slow cooker is not available, bake at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven.

Serve with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls.

Skinned Cat Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.

ctabuk · #**1752** (**permalink**) 04-02-2009, 10:56 AM

1671 And it will make you feel very, very sleepy - so take a cat nap

kgun · #**1753** (**permalink**) 04-02-2009, 11:16 AM

1672.

Nice cat Dubbya.

Sorry I meant hat.

Dubbya · #**1754** (**permalink**) 04-02-2009, 12:30 PM

1673 - Cat in a hat? (He doesn't look happy)

mikmik · #**1755** (**permalink**) 04-02-2009, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubbya

1670 - Ah, the internet... Is there nothing one can't find?

BEER ROASTED CAT - DO NOT USE BEER

1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, a lot like a popular dark Irish Beer

Scrape Cat. Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon.

If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.

EDIT: It'd take more than just a few beers for me to try this....

If a slow cooker is not available, bake at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven.

Serve with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls.

Skinned Cat Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.

You mentioned my secret ingredient!!! I love cats, now I can love them even more.

Beef Bouillon, and a Chuck Norris slow cooker.
1674 satisfied, and unwary, dinner guests and going.

SIA · #**1756** (**permalink**) 04-02-2009, 03:32 PM

1675 And to think of all the meals I have flushed down the drain.

Dubbya · #**1757** (**permalink**) 04-02-2009, 04:59 PM

1676 - My dog thinks the cat's litter box is a 24 hour drive-thru window. I think he likes the free "Tootsie Rolls".

deepsand · #**1758** (**permalink**) 04-02-2009, 08:09 PM

1677 squirrels running back and forth over my roof are making me hungry. Time to lay the peanut trail.

mikmik · #**1759** (**permalink**) 04-02-2009, 09:26 PM

1678
I may never go grocery shopping again. Except for beef bouillon. Makes everything taste great but not ice cream.

Lotta rabbits around here, gotta go.

deepsand · #**1760** (**permalink**) 04-02-2009, 10:02 PM

1679 rabbits would make for a very good meal.

WickedGoddess · #**1761** (**permalink**) 04-03-2009, 12:50 AM

1680-- Killing and eating cats will give you bad luck!

deepsand · #**1762** (**permalink**) 04-03-2009, 01:57 AM

1681

Not to mention fleas.

ctabuk · #**1763** (**permalink**) 04-03-2009, 04:36 AM

1682 - We had a TV programme here in the UK called 'Are you being served' - A character named Mrs Slocombe - her best line was 'There was this strange man who kept saying he wanted to stroke my pus** - well Tiddles does not like being stroked by strange men'

Dubbya · #**1764** (**permalink**) 04-03-2009, 10:21 AM

1683 - Sounds like Tiddles is a snob.

ctabuk · #**1765** (**permalink**) 04-03-2009, 10:29 AM

1684 - Well the week end is here - Leslie has given me my list of jobs. Aren't wifes wonderful things -always thinking of others - do this - do that - mow this - wash that - no you can't have a beer.

Dubbya · #**1766** (**permalink**) 04-03-2009, 11:23 AM

1685 - Ah, the honeydew list...

Quote:

no you can't have a beer

It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission.
- Admiral Grace Hopper

deepsand · #**1767** (**permalink**) 04-03-2009, 03:36 PM

1686

Quote:

Originally Posted by ctabuk

1682 - We had a TV programme here in the UK called 'Are you being served'

Had?

It's still being run nightly here on the local PBS stations, as are a lot of BBC comedy programs; been that way for longer than I can recall. Nearly all beat the hell out of most US sitcoms.

Unfortunately, such is no longer the case for Doctor Who and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

deepsand · #**1768** (**permalink**) 04-03-2009, 03:39 PM

1687

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubbya

It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission.
- Admiral Grace Hopper

In fact, a prompt & crisp "No excuse, Sir" will, as oft as not, suffice.

Dubbya · #**1769** (**permalink**) 04-03-2009, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deepsand

In fact, a prompt & crisp "No excuse, Sir" will, as oft as not, suffice.

LOLz..

I addressed my wife as "sir" once. For some reason it sounded more like "shirrr".

I thought it was funny, she shirrr, didn't.

Thankfully I'd already finished shevvveral beersh, 1688 to be preshyshe.

deepsand · #**1770** (**permalink**) 04-03-2009, 06:53 PM

1689

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubbya

LOLz..

I addressed my wife as "sir" once. For some reason it sounded more like "shirrr".

I thought it was funny, she shirrr, didn't.

Women have a most peculiar sense of humor. They claim that a man's ability to make them laugh ranks as the no. 1 factor when judging his suitability, yet they continually spurn our efforts to do so.

That which, if said to a man, would evoke a ROTFLMAO response, does, when said to a women, instead gets us a look of distain, along with "That's sick/not funny/stupid/retarded/disgusting/ et cetara."

We can't win.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubbya

Thankfully I'd already finished shevvveral beersh, 1688 to be preshyshe.

Lucky stiff.

I've a 6:00 am alarm to hear for the next 2 mornings.

astro · #**1771** (**permalink**) 04-04-2009, 03:43 AM

Ever tried fishing for pigeon? Beats cat-snacks any day, also unusual sensation reeling in your catch from the air. I fully confess to this whilst flat busted in Corfu many many moons ago! Best thing I ever ate Bar-b-qued on the beach at Kavos. Funny how hunger sharpens taste buds!

Besides as my Kefalonia message forum is called "That Darn Cat" I do not feel the urge to eat a "Bro"

1690 beers to you, on me if you can find me in person!

Loved the cat picture Dubbya!

Klepsi klepsi!

astro

"O wad some power the giftie gie us to see some folks before they see us!"

ctabuk · #**1772** (**permalink**) 04-04-2009, 05:54 AM

1691 - Sneaked in from the garden to see what's going on.Will exit and reappear smiling. 'what are you grinning at? Nothing Dear

astro · #**1773** (**permalink**) 04-04-2009, 07:06 AM

Off into my garden!

1692 seeds to plant!

Martinscholes · #**1774** (**permalink**) 04-04-2009, 06:56 PM

1693.

Well, another weekend. Thank goodness...

deepsand · #**1775** (**permalink**) 04-04-2009, 09:12 PM

1694

Quote:

'what are you grinning at?

astro · #**1776** (**permalink**) 04-05-2009, 03:54 PM

1695

Take it you lot don't use computers at the week-end?

More pigeon anybody?

astro

deepsand · #**1777** (**permalink**) 04-05-2009, 11:38 PM

1696

On the weekends they get to use us.

It's a fair enough trade-off.

jabo · #**1778** (**permalink**) 04-06-2009, 01:48 AM

1697

i hate working on a holiday. but, got no choice, we all need to make a living or something.

happy monday guys.

deepsand · #**1779** (**permalink**) 04-06-2009, 02:21 AM

1698

Or something.

Sitting here, toggling back in forth between forums while waiting for work tasks to complete.

ctabuk · #**1780** (**permalink**) 04-06-2009, 04:38 AM

1699 Good Morning all -

ctabuk · #**1781** (**permalink**) 04-06-2009, 11:17 AM

1700 - Boy, it's slow in here today, Easter must have arrived early in some parts.

Once upon a time, in a land, far, far far away, lived a little gnome and that little gnome was a nasty little gnome. One day he went too far and ate all of the farmers daughters. They caught the horrid little gnome and threw him alive into the oven on the farmers range.

'gnome, gnome on the range'

Dubbya · #**1782** (**permalink**) 04-06-2009, 12:04 PM

1701 - Where the dear, and the Garafalo roam...

ctabuk · #**1783** (**permalink**) 04-06-2009, 12:34 PM

1702
Where seldom is heard a disparaging word

But I bet you lot know a few!

Dubbya · #**1784** (**permalink**) 04-06-2009, 12:57 PM

1703 - I sure do! Mostly because I hear them said to me so often.

It's one of the perks I enjoy as a constant source of irritation to those around me. LOLz.

Dubbya · #**1785** (**permalink**) 04-06-2009, 01:05 PM

1704 - Here's my "Andy Rooney" thought of the day:

I find it quite amusing when I hear people say they feel "nauseous" when what they really mean to say is that they feel "nauseated".

Saying you feel "nauseous" means that you feel as though you're nauseating to others instead of simply suffering from nausea.

Dubbya · #**1786** (**permalink**) 04-06-2009, 02:57 PM

1705 - Too funny for words?

mikmik · #**1787** (**permalink**) 04-06-2009, 05:47 PM

1706

I was boxing snew all weekend.

deepsand · #**1788** (**permalink**) 04-06-2009, 06:52 PM

1707

Everything that you need to know to do anything?

"Almost every function served and task performed by the U.S. Army is captured and organized hierarchically in "The Army Universal Task List", Field Manual (FM) 7-15, February 2009, 480 pages."

Warning : This is a 480 page, 4.25 MB file

ctabuk · #**1789** (**permalink**) 04-07-2009, 08:31 AM

1707 - 'I ain't read it but I've been told
480 pages - you'll end up old'

By the left, quick march. Lift those feet you horrid little man!

Dubbya · #**1790** (**permalink**) 04-07-2009, 10:37 AM

1709 - That's just what I need, another manual I'm never going to read.

ctabuk · #**1791** (**permalink**) 04-07-2009, 10:45 AM

1710 I missed a number - my sincere and humble apologies to my buddies in this most hallowed of forum posts.

Where only the elite may enter. Well! anyone actually.

deepsand · #**1792** (**permalink**) 04-07-2009, 02:18 PM

1711

It's but 1 in a million; who's going to notice?

deepsand · #**1793** (**permalink**) 04-07-2009, 02:21 PM

1712

More noticable is the fact that this is Post # 1793; we're missing 81 from our count.

We've been robbed!

Dubbya · #**1794** (**permalink**) 04-07-2009, 05:36 PM

1713 - If you're not getting Robbed, you're probably getting Chucked or Billed.

ctabuk · #**1795** (**permalink**) 04-08-2009, 04:58 AM

1714 - I'm wearing my Easter Bonnet - it's the last time I'll let my wife reverse the car out of the garage. Why? I reversed the car in!

Dubbya · #**1796** (**permalink**) 04-08-2009, 10:53 AM

1715 - Fun with head wear!

ctabuk · #**1797** (**permalink**) 04-08-2009, 11:00 AM

1716 LOL - you are a nut case mate - but we love you.

deepsand · #**1798** (**permalink**) 04-08-2009, 01:25 PM

1717

I'll have a couple case of macadamias, please.

Dubbya · #**1799** (**permalink**) 04-08-2009, 01:45 PM

1718 - Thanks Ctabuk! Just getting ready for the Easter egg hunt this weekend.

deepsand · #**1800** (**permalink**) 04-08-2009, 05:06 PM

1719

Do you use a rifle or a shotgun for hunting Easter eggs?

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
The SEO Game Is Getting Harder	Chris	Insider Reports	58	Yesterday 02:47 AM
Hangman game	coder	The Castle Breakroom (General: Any Topic)	5	08-26-2006 11:16 PM
Get Your Referrals In The Game	WPW_Feedbot	Marketing Strategies Discussion Forum	0	07-22-2005 09:30 PM
Flash Game	JKomp	Flash Discussion Forum	0	03-19-2005 02:37 PM
The band name game.	Easywebdev	The Castle Breakroom (General: Any Topic)	4	12-04-2004 10:28 PM