Everyone have a very happy holiday season!
Here is an online interactive card...
http://holidays.blastcomm.com/

Here is what a computer should say...lol!
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html
Just type in your first name, then click 'ok' after each system pop up. (Your name isn't stored, it's just used for the session.)

Hope you enjoy!

Thanks, Karla...

I sent the second one to my rather large extended family and told them to type in the name "David"... ;o)

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A Christmas cookie recipe worth your time.*1 cup of water1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 Tblsp. lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla
*Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again,to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on
the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon
of sugar...Beat again.
*At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just incase. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and
strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not
to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
*Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and makesure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
*CHERRY MISTMAS

This is to wish all the members Merry Christmas,a Happy and Prosperous New Year.May you and the ones you care for have a safe and secure life.

Me and every one at future-host.co.uk would like to wish a very merry christmas to everyone at webproworld, especialy Brittany for making me a MVP, cheers.

Merry Christmas.

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bubbasmurf,

I'm trying your recipppee but using Dack Janiels or something. the labil is blak. muy wife is not convinzed I'mm cooking her a speciael meel. Im not as thunk as some drinkle peep I am.

Thank for the recippie.

PS. having trouble unplugging the stove.

Merry Christmas to All

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Happy Holidays everyone. May they be safe, remember not to drink and drive.

Friends don't let friends drink and post....hand me your keyboard and monitor, Bubba...time to go to sleep now.

...yours too sonnie !!!

Ah, the heck with it...pass me the Jack and throw in some Jose.

Feliz Navidad y Nuevo Ano ...how do you do the n's with the squigglies over them?

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Just wanted to give everyone a nice big HAPPY HOLIDAYS from all of us here at Autolink. :)

HaPpY hOliDaYs
TO YOU TOO A.L.

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Happy Holidays autolink. Thanks for coming back. You got hammered on pretty heavy, I have got to respect your attitude.

Happy Holidays to All!

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I know, can't even leave for a weekend and people have a field day! lol no sweat.


see ya'll round

Sounds good bubbasmurf.....after baking myself into oblivion, somewhere around 120 dozen cookies for family and local shelter......that recipe sounds wonderful ! I don't drink, but I am damn well thinkin' about it : ) My favorite drink, from what seems like a hundred years ago was half and half, apple schnapps and 50/50. Man, I could sure go for one of those !

Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all !

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"What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may" lead to peace.
--Agnes M. Pharo

Happy Holidays All

Happy x-mas one and all.

Thanks to all the members and MVP's for making WPW the best forum and especially for making the Break Room the best bit of WPW :)

Have a good one

Julian

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I wish a very happy new year to all our webproworld members and their families.May Almighty God bless them and bring smiles on their faces all the time to come.
Best Wishes once again.
Kalyan