'Come in Topix, take a chair' 'Thank you Sir, I've always wanted the blue one' 'No you fool, sit down'
'Sorry Sir I thought you were having a clearout'
'I did, about an hour ago'
'I thought so Sir, do you mind if I open the window?'
'Be quiet Topix, now - to business that fiendish JAYDE are up to no good''You mean Jawn's All Yankee Destruction Earth mob?' 'Yes Topix, I am reforming the Anglo Canadian Operations Challenging Kingdoms United Powers, we've got their top men on board,mikmik and globalhosting, the A.C.O.C.K.U.P.will be solely responsible for attacking JAYDES Headquarters on Devil's Island'.
'What are JAYDE up to now Sir?'
'Cunning swines have been breeding googlebots,trillions of them, they plan to launch them through WebProWorld into the WWW and steal the identies of the entire planets Internet users, credit cards, etc, they stand to ruin the Worlds economy overnight, only one man can save the planet,Ebineezer Dingle and you have to find him'

Ebineezer was stoned out of his mind as usual,he passed wind and watched his cat collapse. 'Nuffin like cider odour to sort a cat out'His Cornish lilt woke Nutsworthy from his slumbers, the night before the pair of them had drunk a barrel of scrumpy cider and neither of them had staggered once, they simply fell over. Ebineezer looked in the mirror and promptly broke it 'That will cost you seven years bad luck' said Nutsworthy -Ebineezer passed wind again 'Who's unlucky now?' he said. He turned his PC on and booted up, Nutsworthy spat the tooth out. 'We got an e-mail from General Topix, he's reformed A.C.O.C.K.U.P. and needs our services again' 'See I told you bad luck was coming'

Can Ebineezer, Nutsworthy, mikmik, globalhosting and General Topix save the world? Will JAYDE succeed?
Find out in the next episode of General Topix

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