An old joke when i was a kid:

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

So he could hide from the hunters in the apple tree.

How did Tarzan die?

Picking apples.

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Old West 1860, cowboy in barbers, gets his hair cut and then goes to the bar, someone had painted his horse bright blue. He marches in and shouts' who's painted my horse bright blue?'
A little voice in the corner said, 'I did it, looks good an'a I ain't finished yet!'
'Who do you think you are, fella?'
'I don't think I'm any one - but people call me William Bonney, so you can call me Billy the Kid'
'In that case, I'm pleased to tell you that the undercoat is dry'

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13 year old boy get's into his grandfathers Viagra.

Boy gets 2nd degree burns on his hands.

A Doctor goes to a Christmas Party and gets bombared by,'I've got a bad back, my Wife gets these pains, have a look at this Doc' etc etc. A guy wanders over and gives him his business card it read J.K.Starbuck Attorney at Law 555 7876
The Lawyer said, 'Next time someone here asks you for free advice take their business card and Bill them, they will soon learn' The Doctor thanked him and the next day he got the Lawyers bill

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