21st Century "Birds and Bees"

greeneagle · #1 (**permalink**) 12-08-2004, 12:08 PM

I guess if you are going to tell the kid the truth, you may as well do it in terms they understand!

Cyrus asks:

Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS:

"Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

You've Got Male!"

Ken