Take It From Here.........

Jason Tor · #1 (**permalink**) 08-17-2004, 07:11 PM

Here's how it works, I'll start a sentence. Everyone adds on to it.

The phone rings, I answered it. it was a telemarketer, I asked him..."what are you selling" he replied...........

imvain2 · #2 (**permalink**) 08-17-2004, 07:46 PM

Our company provides website creation for only $5/month for a 5 page website. We will submit your nwe website to over 10,000 search engines.

imvain2 · #3 (**permalink**) 08-17-2004, 07:47 PM

**Sorry if this offends anyone here via my above post, but I can't stand the companies who provide these cheap services, that don't work for the client.*** Ok I'm off of my rant

greeneagle · #4 (**permalink**) 08-18-2004, 05:17 PM

I am sorry sir, but your prices sound too high, unless of course you can guarantee top 10 results in all the major search engines.

jdiben · #5 (**permalink**) 08-18-2004, 05:35 PM

We can do even better. We can guarantee a top 5 ranking for the keywords "brghao","iipepwq" and "neuroioo148" on all the major search engines that dont have vowels in their names. If you provide me with a credit card number and two backup credit card number just in case the first ones dont work we can start no later than some time in the near to distant future.

pedstersplanet · #6 (**permalink**) 08-18-2004, 05:43 PM

"We gaurantee that your web site will be in the top 10 in Google SERPS".....

Customer : "Oh, and how would you do that?"

"Well, we do this by placing crap on a page on your site"

Customer : "Ah, you ain't someone from Traffic Power are you? If so, I'm not interested in getting my site banned from google thank you!"

"Well, I guess you don't want our services and don't want to be successful. I'm sure I can find hundreds of others in your industry that wants to become sucessful"

<click........>

Hahaha........ sorry, coulden't resist :)

Jason Tor · #7 (**permalink**) 08-18-2004, 07:45 PM

ring ring, the phone rings again.....

greeneagle · #8 (**permalink**) 08-18-2004, 11:39 PM

"hello sir, but you didn't give me time to explain.... we have reorganized under new management and renamed our company; "Blaast Masters"... That's right "BM" for short... We can move you right along with our "Total Promotion" package, "TP" for short... That's right we can get you moving!!!..."

Jason Tor · #9 (**permalink**) 08-18-2004, 11:51 PM

Are you sure you shouldn't rename your company "BS" (Bull$&*$) and offer me some "TP" (Toilet Paper) to clean up the mess after I get banned?

cyanide · #10 (**permalink**) 08-19-2004, 12:06 AM

haha sir. You are funny. No our company isn't *BS* , but our services are!
In fact if you sign up for our Gold plan at $10,000, we'll supply you TP for the entire year.
Better yet, wire us $20,000 for our Platinum Plan and we'll send you our very popular, convenient, travel-size bidet.

Ofcourse you will have to pay taxes, shipping and customs.

ellar · #11 (**permalink**) 08-19-2004, 02:01 AM

and don't forget sir that our travel-size bidet comes complete with instructions (at an extra charge of $5,000US)

mikmik · #12 (**permalink**) 08-19-2004, 06:43 AM

How much is that in Euros? Wait, I'll let you talk to my boss, Mr. Tone.

Here he is, call him 'Dial'......click.....bzzzzzzz

greeneagle · #13 (**permalink**) 08-19-2004, 02:49 PM

ring.....ring.....ring.....

"Hello"

"Sir" - But, I didn't get to tell you about one of our most popular bidet features...

That's right sir, it comes with an "instant demand water warmer" spec'd out at 98.7 degrees F +/- 100 degrees F...

Jason Tor · #14 (**permalink**) 08-19-2004, 07:14 PM

Who is this? Why are you calling me? I'm on the DO NOT CALL LIST!

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