thought for the day.....

calmwave · #1 (**permalink**) 10-19-2003, 02:36 AM

Thought for the day:

Never hold your farts in, they travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get crappy ideas from...

mdaiah · #2 (**permalink**) 10-19-2003, 06:38 PM

What a thought! It's a gas! Smoking!
Michael

fridays in the bróg · #3 (**permalink**) 10-21-2003, 10:13 PM

Thought for the day: Experience is something you don't get, until just after you need it

John :-)

fridays in the bróg · #4 (**permalink**) 10-21-2003, 10:15 PM

Thought for the day: Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

John

fridays in the bróg · #5 (**permalink**) 10-21-2003, 10:26 PM

Thought for the day: If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Thought for the day: If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

John

carju1 · #6 (**permalink**) 10-22-2003, 10:46 AM

All,

In the first post of this thread, Calmwave's "amusing thought" uses language wihch is sailing a bit to close to the wind for a professional forum even in the Break Room.

I know that "Never hold in your gas, it travels up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get smelly ideas from..." may not have the same 'punchiness' but please if you wouldn't use a word infront of your young child or your mother then don't say it in here.

Also please remeber its a world wide forum and a often used but crude expression in one country may be considered much stronger swearing in another country.

Thanks

Julian - Carju1 Mod

fridays in the bróg · #7 (**permalink**) 10-22-2003, 01:20 PM

Not so much a thought for the day, more a kind of philosophical statement:

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

(quick sorry to the veggies out there)

John ;-)

calmwave · #8 (**permalink**) 10-26-2003, 10:10 PM

actually, a child told me that one...
nonetheless - point noted, carju1.